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How to judge whether the other party is really joking?

In life, some people are humorous and often make jokes to make everyone laugh. We call such people "pistachios". With him around, there will be no worries and unhappy things. When you look at him, you will giggle.

Not long ago, I received a letter from a reader. She said, "He is my colleague. He doesn't like to talk much, but he makes fun of me because he likes me. " ? He is cold to others, but he tries to coax you, which shows that he likes you.

Women will meet two kinds of men, one is a man who makes fun of all women, and the other is a man who only makes fun of you. The first is hitting on you, and the second is liking you. You must have the ability to distinguish.

These words seem to be jokes, but they actually come from his heart, just in a different tone. Men dare to play these five kinds of "jokes", which is probably what you are interested in. Don't miss it easily!

"I am so handsome, you must have a crush on me."

Both men and women are narcissistic. They often look in the mirror and say to themselves, "Why are you so beautiful?" ? This sentence will only be said to myself, and will not be easily said to outsiders.

He likes you very much. He really wants to know how you feel about him. He really wants to know whether he has a certain position in your heart. He often jokes that "I am so handsome, you must be attracted to me"? After saying this, he was very nervous and looking forward to the answer.

He is testing you, and he wants to know your answer. If you have a little affection for her, he will not hesitate to pursue you. As long as there is an opportunity, he won't miss it. He doesn't want to leave any regrets!

"I have seen so many women, and you are the most beautiful."

Love is blind. He thinks you are the most beautiful woman, and his eyes will only tolerate you. Whenever you appear in front of him, he can't help saying this.

You're thinking, "Why is he such a playboy? Let's talk about it after reading it. " In fact, he is not a playboy at all. He only told you, not anyone. He wants you to understand his mind, and he really wants to be with you.

A man will not easily move his true feelings, and will not easily let a woman walk into his heart. When you meet such a man, you should think it over. If you miss something, you will miss it. There will be no beginning!

"If you encounter any big difficulties, I will help you."

A man who doesn't like you won't care about you and won't participate in your affairs. He doesn't have a crush on you. How can he walk around you and stay behind you?

Men like you and are willing to help you solve your problems, so they won't think you are a problem. He is very satisfied that he can help you, and he will appear at your side for the first time every time. He doesn't want to see you helpless.

Some men who are in love with women can't do this. This shows that in his heart, you are the most precious woman, and he really likes you, not trying to play with your feelings!

"You are not cute when you laugh, but the cutest when you cry."

He is deeply fascinated by you. He really likes you. Your appearance has been imprinted on his mind and cannot be erased. Whether you wear heavy makeup or plain makeup, whether you laugh or cry, he will think you are the cutest person.

He often jokes with you that "you are not cute when you laugh, but the cutest when you cry". This sentence is not to make you cry to him, but to tell you that even if you cry ugly, he will not abandon you and think you are the cutest!

It's really hard to get a man who is so interesting and likes you. Maybe if you miss it, you won't meet such a man. Woman, if you don't dislike her and have a little affection for her, you can try to be with him!

"I dare to support you if you don't go to work."

Most women earn very little and barely support themselves. During sexual intercourse, the man who loves you doesn't want you to go out to work and don't want you to be bound by work. He wants you to do what you want, and he wants you to be happy every day.

Before he fell in love with you, he dared to joke and say to you, "If you don't work, I dare to support you." You are already in his heart, and he is trying his best to pursue you. He dreams of being with you!

Woman, you have to understand that if he doesn't like you and just wants to hit on you, he dare not say so, even if it's just a joke. Cherish the person in front of you, don't wait until you lose it to know what's going on!

Summary: The more I like it, the more I dare not express it directly, for fear that even my friends will not be able to do it after refusing. If two people like each other, respond and let the other person know what you are thinking.