Sketch "Lazy Man Dating" What did Song Dandan say in his line "My mother said it"

Female: My mother said, this person will definitely be the one to make the introduction among the village chiefs. My mother asked me to come.

A: Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!

B: Are you planning to scare people away? enthusiasm. We, Pan Fu, have done a good job in the past two years. How about this TV, no, no, this sofa? How about this room?

Female: Humph! The light in this room is quite dark.

A: It’s a black spot.

B: He has calculated that he will build you three large tile-roofed houses next year.

Female: Really?

A: Yes! With glass windows.

B: That’s right, that’s right.

A: Okay, there is no information.

B: Aren’t there bricks?

A: That’s where the pig pen is kept.

Female: This is the first time I have seen such a sofa.

A: New style, trendy.

Female: Did you buy it in the city?

A: Yeah, 27 cents.

B: He bought a few nails for 27 cents and made them himself.

Female: Really?

A: I can do carpentry.

Female: What size is this TV?

A: 24-inch large shoe box.

B: He said it was a Shoebox brand TV.

Female: This is the first time I have heard of it.

A: New brand.

B: Just entered. Could you please say less? The advantage of our Comrade Pan Fu is that he is lazy...ah...he is not lazy. He does whatever he is asked to do and never picks and chooses.

A: This is quite suitable.

B: That’s quite appropriate. I’ve thought of that too. After you get here, all of Pan Fu’s advantages will be overcome.

Female: What did you say?

A: Let me put it this way, after you come here, everything will be done according to your wishes, and all your problems will be overcome!

Female: That’s right!

A: Do you agree?

B: Why are you so anxious? Don’t you know how to say a few polite words?

A: Yes, you must be tired after coming all the way. Please sit down for a while.

Female: I’m really tired.

A: Hey! Ring! Ring!

Female: Hey! What went off?

A: It rang...

B: It rang... He said, he thought about it, he thought about it. After you come over, he will study science and technology and want to study hard. .

Female: Do you still like reading?

A: Ah! I especially love reading the little book.

Female: Villain?

B: Hi...

A: Just a kid.

B: He...he likes children.

Female: Really? I'm 29 and I also like children.

A: How can you have children without getting married?

B: You two... let's put the children down first and settle the marriage first. Add some furniture when you get married.

A: Yes! Here's a big combo.

B: Yes, here is another refrigerator, double row.

Female: Hey! Village chief! I'm not expecting his family to have everything. Ordinarily, life is pretty good now. My mother said: When my daughter gets older, she needs to go out and find someone who is diligent. My mother said, some people are just talking nonsense and complaining and saying bad things is annoying to people. My mother said...

A: What else are you talking about?

Female: You don’t want a man who plays ball and sleeps in. My mother said...

A: Your mother still said it?

B: This is fatal.

Female: What’s wrong with you?

A: I...when I heard about that lazy man, I, I, I was so angry that I couldn't sit still.

Female: Village chief! This person has a bad temper, right?

B: He, his temper comes from time to time.

A: Village chief, come here and sit for a while. It’s more tiring than any other work.

B: What a good person! This golden phoenix comes to your nest.

A: It’s ringing!

B: What’s the sound?

A: Hey! It rang when you were not seated?

Female: I'm really sorry, I have bad eyesight and kicked this thermos bottle to pieces.

A: What? Come on, this is the only thermos in my house... Yes, it's good. It doesn't matter. I wanted to kick it last night, but I never got around to it. You're tired.

Female: Really?

A: Really!

Female: You are quite good at talking.

A: The main reason is that your kicks are louder than mine. If my kicks are definitely not as loud as yours.

B: What a wonderful wife! Keep up the good work in the future!

A: Ah! village head! From now on, I will fight wherever you point me, and I will do a good job. Don’t worry!

B: Ah...that's...hey!

Female: Ah! Why doesn’t this TV have an antenna?

A: It’s broken!

B: It’s broken!

Female: It’s broken!

A: It's broken... That's not a TV... It's not... It's a TV... It's a TV that's not broken...

B: It's not broken!

Female: Why is the TV so messy?

B: The black glass is made of brown glass.

Female: Brown glass, my eyesight is not good to begin with. If I buy a TV set with brown glass, what will I watch after I get there?

A: Don’t worry, the TV is made of brown glass, but the picture is clear.

B: Yes! The image is clear.

Female: Is it true? Then open it and let me see it. Do I want to see it? Show it to me!

A: You will know when you open it. The brown glass is much clearer than the ordinary image.

Female: Really?

A: Really!

B: Now for the noon news...

A: You can see the picture, right?

B: According to Shandong TV reports...

Female: Why does this person look so familiar?

A: This person...this person, that person, this person looks familiar. Isn't this person Song Shixiong?

B: The score on the court now is...

Female: Why did Song Shixiong change?

A: Without antennas, people would be deformed.

Female: Village chief? ! snort!

A: Let me tell you the truth. I don’t have anything at home. Just because I was lazy in the past, will I change my career in the future?

Female: Then you change it, and I’ll come back.

A: I’ll give it to you.

B: Come back! Just leave like this?

Female: How to go?

B: The performance is over, the curtain call hasn’t come yet!