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Composition about family happiness 1 I remember that in late autumn last year, my mother bought a little thing full of thorns. She told me that this is a cute little hedgehog. Gradually, I like it more and more. So, take it with you everywhere. Unexpectedly, this cute little guy played a scary and interesting "prank", which surprised our whole family.
That night, I took the hedgehog to my room for the night. It was quiet in the middle of the night, and I was wandering in the sweet dream fragrance when I was suddenly awakened by a "bang" sound. The mother who slept next to her woke up, and she was a little scared: "This sound seems to be coming from our home." Dad said, "Yes, are there thieves in our house?" I said anxiously, "Come on, let's go down and see which thief is stealing." The whole family got up quickly, and my dad went downstairs slowly and quietly with a mop, and I followed.
Gee, strange, why didn't you see anyone? Dad looked around and found that the door was tightly closed and nothing around him had moved. I trembled and said, "Dad, is the thief hiding ..." At this moment, I heard another voice. We followed the sound and saw the pot cover in the kitchen shaking constantly. I gently lifted the lid. Ah, it's a hedgehog. ...
Composition on Family Fun 2 Family "Cleaning" Xu Siqi of Guo Lin Road Primary School Early this morning, my mother woke my father and me from sleep, so I vaguely asked my mother, "What's the matter? Wake us up so early. " Mother said, "I'm going to clean up today." Get up quickly. "
My father and I brushed our teeth and washed our faces. My mother led me and my father to the balcony to "attack". Mom called the garbage collector first and asked him to take those useless things away. Then I went to my room to clean, my father went to the big room to clean, and my mother stayed on the balcony to clean. Unexpectedly, only a few minutes later, I heard my mother shout, "Ah, there are mice." Dad and I hurried over to have a look. Well, it's just a dead mouse. What is there to be afraid of? My mother asked me to stay on the balcony with my father. She went to clean the room because she was afraid of mice. After a while, my father and I cleaned the balcony, my father washed clothes and I swept the floor. Because of inexperience, I swept the east and the west. After a busy day, there was more garbage, and dad even finished washing clothes. Seeing that I was still there, he said, "Why haven't I finished sweeping? If I sweep the floor like you, I can't finish it all day. " Try to sweep one by one, and it will be fine. "So I listened to my father and immediately swept the floor clean. Mom and dad praised me!
Today's cleaning is really hard and exciting! This not only made me realize how hard my parents usually work, but also taught me how to sweep the floor. I learned a lot of things I didn't know before. I want to thank you for this cleaning!
Composition about family happiness Saturday night was really hard-my father went shopping and my mother worked overtime. I felt empty and hungry at home alone, so I had to change TV channels aimlessly. Finally, the savior came-dad came back!
I flew over and put my arms around my father's neck: "Dad! Why did you come back so late? My stomach has sung several' empty city plans'! " Dad magically conjured a bag of orange candy from the bag. Wow! One by one golden yellow! I took out one, peeled it, and it was full. In my words, it was delicious. When an orange is put into my mouth, it is immediately full of fruit and refreshing.
Such a good orange should be eaten by dad! I thought of a story in a composition book in which a little author tricked his father into eating bananas. So I shouted: "What sugar orange is clearly' bitter gourd orange'!" Dad said, "Then put it down!" Seeing that smart dad didn't take the bait, I went to the toilet and suddenly used cold water at the west gate. When my father saw it, he ate five pieces and said, "It's not sour, it's not bitter, it's sweet!" " "Dad cheated! Dad was fooled! " Dad patted me on the head happily.
Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Today's oranges are so sweet!
Today is Thursday. I have nothing to do after finishing my homework at night. I held a family brain teaser contest with my parents. The rules of the competition are: * * There are eleven questions. If you answer a question correctly, put a ping-pong ball in your basket. Whoever has more table tennis will win, and the winner will also have prizes. I am the host and my parents are contestants.
The game has already started. I'll ask the first question first: "littering on the ground is a fine, but it doesn't matter if there is one." What paper is it? " As soon as my voice fell, my mother replied, "money." I said, "Congratulations, you got it right, one point", and my mother proudly put a ping-pong ball in the basket. "Please listen to the question." I continued to ask, "What water can't be drunk"? Mom and dad can't think of anything. Suddenly, my father jumped up from the sofa like discovering a new continent and said, "That kind of water that can't be drunk is our salary for one month." Correct answer. Dad also put a ping-pong ball in his basket ... Mom and Dad are neck and neck, and the score is as high as 5: 5. I asked the last question: "Who do people say they admire but don't want to see?" Mom and dad racked their brains, but they couldn't think of anything. I was just about to tell them the correct answer when my father loudly replied, "It's God." Finally, my father won a bag of potato chips, and my mother took a box of black and white ones.
This brain teaser contest is really fun. Next time, we will hold another family dishwashing competition.
Composition 5 on family happiness "Oh, great, I can go to the vegetable field again this Sunday. I am so happy! "
Today, I got up early in the morning to start a new day. I changed my clothes first, then brushed my teeth, washed my face and ate. So many things have finally been settled. Gee, it's strange. I usually love me very much, and my aunt who robbed the bathroom is gone. My father, who loves to rob me of food, is also "missing" My mother, who loves to rob me of food, also "escaped" today. Where did they go? I can't think of anything to break my head. It suddenly occurred to me that today we are going to my uncle's vegetable field to pull vegetables, pick cucumbers, peaches, peanuts and sweet potatoes. So, I put on the shoes my uncle bought me to go to the vegetable field and set off. On the way, I thought, well, it's a good thing I know the way to my uncle's vegetable field, otherwise I won't be able to eat vegetables, peaches and cucumbers, and I will eat seafood all day. I thought about it and quickened my pace. After a while, I came to my uncle's precious vegetable field. I just arrived at the vegetable field and found that my uncle's vegetable field had been locked by my uncle. Only my grandmother knows how to open it. So, I decided to take a chance and began to shake the door. At this moment, a man dressed in black suddenly appeared from under the peach tree and opened the door to let me in, which scared me half to death. At this moment, the man in black took off his hat. It turned out to be my uncle. What a false alarm! I asked my uncle, "Uncle, where are my parents, grandparents and aunts?" My uncle said disappointedly, "They have gone on a trip. I don't believe it. At least tell me about their trip, but before I know it, my uncle has sent me home.
Ah, tragedy, how depressing!
There are six essays about family fun, like a warm harbor. I have a warm home, with my father, mother and me. But the family is small, there are many interesting things, endless stories and endless jokes.
Once I was doing math, I worked out a difficult and flexible topic. I feel very proud, so I want to test my parents. I showed it to my father, who frowned and was puzzled. I'll take it to my mother, who holds her chin in her left hand and a pen in her right. I'll do the math here. After a long time, mom and dad couldn't figure it out, and mom said sincerely, "We can't figure it out either, so we have to ask the little brother teacher to explain." Because it is the first time to give a lecture to others, I am not used to it. My loli is long-winded. Mother was impatient and said, "I don't understand!" " I don't understand! "Dad retorted," I understand! "My grandmother sitting next to me said," I can understand that, too. Five, seven, thirty-five! ""I said with a smile, "Dad and Grandma are my bosom friends! "My father and grandmother both laughed, and my mother vomited and said nothing.
In this math exam, my mother thought I could get 100, but I didn't look at the questions carefully and calculate the "approximate" accurately, so I got 98 points. I always eat slowly and muddle along. My mother asked me, "What's your score today?" I replied gloomily, "98 points." Dad said, "Your heart should be thinner and your throat thicker!" " "We laughed our heads off, and the meal was coming out.
Home, like the warm sun, is full of sunshine and laughter. These interesting things reflect the love of my family.
Composition about Family Fun 7 Many unforgettable fun things will happen in every family, and my family is no exception. Let me tell you something very funny and fun.
Today, the Chinese teacher gave us an assignment to write a composition. Writing used to be a very simple thing for me, but I don't know what happened today. There is no written material at all. I can't think of anything. At this moment, my mother came to me and asked kindly, "What's the matter, daughter? Have you encountered any difficulties? " ? If so, tell mom, maybe mom can help you. "I told my mother that the teacher asked us to write a composition, but I couldn't think of any writing material. How can I finish this composition? " Food "and" not easy ",my mother ran out without saying anything. But I was at a loss: what did my mother think of? Zhou Ji daquan
After a while, my mother came back with a lot of vegetables in her hand and proudly said to me, "Daughter, look, I bought a lot of vegetables. Tell me how to write a composition with these vegetables first, and my mother will help you. " I glanced at this dish and my mother and couldn't help laughing. My mother looked at me doubtfully: "What's the matter, daughter?" I laughed for a long time before I managed to hold back my laughter and explained to my mother, "Mom, I want raw materials, not vegetables. Do you understand? " My mother nodded in confusion. By the way, I can write a composition about it just now. I immediately wrote it down with a brush.
This is an interesting thing that happened in my home.
Son, whenever your mom and dad quarrel, will you choose to try to resolve the contradiction between them? Or do you choose to do nothing? Let me tell you something about my experience!
That day, I came home and saw my parents quarreling. They quarreled so much that even the glass on the table was broken by my mother ... I stood there quietly and looked at them, very sad. Finally, they stopped arguing. When they returned to the house, I carefully picked up the glass slag on the ground. Suddenly, my finger was cut and a little blood flowed out. I just wanted to wipe it with paper, and suddenly it came to me. I thought: Why not use bitter pills? If mom and dad are angry again, should they always pity their daughters? So, red ink became my "crime tool"! When everything was ready, I shouted, "Mom, it hurts!" "Three seconds later, my mother ran out in panic. My mother said, "What's the matter?" I pointed to the wound and began to call dad to come out again. My father finally came out, and the two of them were anxious at once. ...
When my mother cleaned my wound, I thought: this red ink drop on my hand is really like blood! After cleaning up, my mother found that she had been cheated. She held my hand and said, "You little villain, you learned to act." I said with a wry smile, "Who told you to just quarrel? Nobody cares about me! Besides, I didn't get hurt because I cleaned up the cup you broke when you quarreled! " Mom and dad all smiled helplessly, look! We all laughed.
This "family storm" was settled by me. I am awesome!
We all have a warm home, but mine is a little different. It is a typical "happy family". Father is a mirror and mother is a wake-up call. I'm not like my mother or my father, but like myself (nonsense! )!
There are many interesting things in my home, as much as your hair (hee hee! Don't say you are a nun or a monk. If yes, please call 1 12 to call an ambulance immediately! Don't talk for a day, it may not be finished in a year, so I'll just pick one and write, but listen carefully!
Back in those days, when the family was sitting around the dining table, my father and I were discussing the map of the world next to the "group discussion". Napoleon was exiled to the Mediterranean or the Atlantic for the second time? Why did Russia sell the land to the United States? Wait, wait ... Mom eats silently, which is really a pig! Later, my mother noticed that we were still talking and said, "Hey! Hey! Don't talk while eating, which affects the digestion of food in the stomach. " Mom only said she couldn't talk, not that she couldn't do those "little tricks"! So, I gave my father an "afternoon" with my foot, and my father replied neatly: no problem! In that scene, we were killed in the dark and the wind blew everywhere ... "One, two, three, lose!" " "Ha ha! I won! " I thought excitedly in my heart. Dad smirked at the side, hey-I really don't know what he is laughing at? ! There are a pair of eyes staring at us, and that is my mother.
This dinner is really interesting!
Composition on Family Happiness 10 Today, I wrote a poem full of poetry: In fact, the sky is blue, and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, from one shore to the other; In fact, tears are also sweet. Wish you all the best! Unexpectedly, it triggered an interesting family story.
I showed my father my poem, and he read it gently. He smiled and said, "You are my daughter" and paid the little poet. "The level is not low!" After listening to my father's words, my heart is sweeter than drinking honey. Soon, my mother came back and I showed her the poem. My mother looked at it and said, "Well, yes, it would be better if the order was changed." "How to exchange, please ask your mother for advice." I'm busy talking. "The clouds will always disperse, but the sky is blue; The case reached the other side, but the sea was not wide; In fact, tears are very sweet, I wish you a wish! " "No, no, what you said is not smooth, but the original is better." As soon as my mother finished, I quickly said it. Mom explained: "It is more reasonable after the change, and the clouds are blue." "That's not good either." I muttered to myself. "Then let your father be the referee." My mother asked me to copy what I wrote and mark it with the serial number 1, and copy the revised one with the serial number 2. I took the copied poem to my father and asked him which one was better. Dad looked at it carefully and said an English "two", which made mom very happy. I was anxious and asked, "Why two?" Dad said, "I threw up because I was ill." My mother had a good time, and both my mother and I were made to laugh.
Because dad is funny, we often have laughter at home. Interesting things are also emerging one after another, how about it, you envy it!
There are many interesting things in our family, such as the shining stars in the sky, which are countless. Among them, there are a few things that I remember vividly.
I remember when I was a child, my parents and I were both at home, and we began to discuss what to do at home. "Let's exercise together!" I raised my hand to answer. Dad shook his head at once, because he didn't like sports, so his mother said loudly, "Let's have a big cleaning, shall we?" No one spoke. Dad also has something to say: "We do our own thing!" "We all shook our heads, and finally we voted. I agreed with my mother, so the whole family began to clean up.
I sweep the floor, clean tables and chairs. My father's work is very hard, mainly to move tables and chairs to other places. My mother takes on a lot of housework. Here we go. Some of us are busy sweeping the floor, some are cleaning the TV and some are moving things! I've had enough. So, I ran to the living room to watch TV, but I was "unrecognizable" when I got there. It seems that the room has been turned upside down, so I have to look in the bedroom. Unexpectedly, it was full of bacon. I had to help my parents clean up, and in a short time, it was finished. We looked at the clean land and our hearts were full of sweetness.
This interesting story is not funny, but labor gives us a lot of laughter.
I am happy because I have a happy family. There are many interesting things in our family.
I remember once, my mother occupied the biggest bed in our family, and my father had to sleep with me. My bed is small, and my father is more crowded. Dad woke up in the morning and didn't see me, so he called me. I crawled out from under the bed and my mother burst out laughing. It turned out that dad was too fat and squeezed me out of bed.
Tell me more about my brother! One day in the summer vacation, my brother and I came to a funny version of a poem. My brother said, "There is such a bright light shining at the foot of my bed." I said, "It looks like flour." My brother said, "My mouth is watering in thousands of feet." I replied, "I have no money when I touch my pocket." We were all speechless with laughter. My brother added, "People are floating in rivers and lakes." I replied, "Why don't you take a knife?" My brother said, "People come and go on the river." I immediately said, "Everyone is looking for treasure." My brother laughed out of breath and said, "Only the sky is there." I quickly replied, "The universe is higher than mountains." We laughed and rolled on the bed, and our stomachs hurt.
Finally, I have to say that last Sunday, I played football with my brother. My brother gave a "rocket kick" and accidentally kicked the shoe away. The shoe and the ball entered the goal together. My brother jumped up and made a sign of victory. I patted him on the shoulder calmly and said, "Brother, you scored an own goal." My brother said angrily, "I kicked my shoes away and got an own goal." Another burst of laughter echoed in the air. ...
In this happy and warm family, I grow up happily and feel more confident in the sunshine.
There are 13 essays about family happiness, just like a warm harbor. I have a warm home, with my father, mother and me. But the family is small, there are many interesting things, endless stories and endless jokes.
Once I was doing math, I worked out a difficult and flexible topic. I feel very proud, so I want to test my parents. I showed it to my father, who frowned and was puzzled. I took it to my mother, who held her chin in her left hand and a pen in her right hand, counting there. After a long time, mom and dad couldn't figure it out either. Mother said sincerely, "We can't figure it out either, so we have to ask the little brother teacher to explain." Because it is the first time to give a lecture to others, I am not used to it. My loli is long-winded. Mother was impatient and said, "I don't understand!" " I don't understand! "Dad retorted," I understand! "My grandmother sitting next to me said," I can understand that, too. Five, seven, thirty-five! ""I said with a smile, "Dad and Grandma are my bosom friends! "Dad and grandma laughed, and mom threw up a face and said nothing.
In this math exam, my mother thought I could get 100, but I didn't look at the questions carefully and calculate the "approximate" accurately, so I got 98 points. I always eat slowly and muddle along. My mother asked me, "What's your score today?" I replied gloomily, "98 points." Dad said, "Your heart should be thinner and your throat thicker!" " "We laughed our heads off, and the meal was coming out.
Home, like the warm sun, is full of sunshine and laughter. These interesting things reflect the love of my family.
Once, I was bored at home and wanted to find something to do. Suddenly I had a brainwave and found all the balloons in my house, then filled them with water and turned them into water balloons. I called my parents and told them what I thought. My mother said to us, "since you want to play, play in the corridors and corridors, have fun and clean the corridors by the way." There is also the ability to exercise your reaction, which is great! "
My father and I listened and cheered.
The water polo war begins! I quickly picked up a water polo and threw it at my mother. Before my mother could react, I saw a water polo flying towards her. Before the poor mother could hide, the water polo had blossomed on her. Not to be outdone, my father picked up a water polo and threw it at me. I thought to myself, I'm not as poor as my mother. Thanks to my agility, I escaped the robbery. The water polo fell to the ground with a bang and the water spilled all over the floor. I thought: If I make a diversion, then I can "take revenge". I quickly picked up two water polo balls to scare my mother. My mother is really much smarter, and she has hidden it, but I didn't throw it at my mother, but at my father. Dad still fell for my trick. Dad may want to "revenge" and excitedly picked up four balloons. Maybe he pushed too hard. Four water polo balls exploded on dad at the same time. Seeing dad's embarrassment, my mother and I both laughed.
The water polo match ended in the laughter of our family.
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