A short joke will kill you.

Short joke daquan laughs you to death:

1. Two migrant workers were chatting during a break. Migrant worker A said with emotion: These days, everything costs money except sleeping!

Migrant worker b lamented: one person can't sleep, but two people can sleep.

Xiao-Ting Pan was convicted of a foul and lost the championship, but in the eyes of the audience, she was the real king. Gold cups and silver cups are not as good as cups in the eyes of ordinary people.

3, play WeChat shake, shake to a sister, the signature reads: Men are not good things, but men have good things!

4. The son asked his father:? Dad, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?

Dad, who was reading the newspaper, roared with anger. Who told you not to go to bed early every day? ! ?

5. Go to the hospital for physical examination and go to the delivery room. Good news from the delivery room, a big fat grandson.

Grandpa hurried into the delivery room with joy and looked at his newborn grandson.

I smiled and asked my newborn grandson: grandson, do you still know grandpa?

Short joke Daquan laughs you to death 2:

1, I remember once again that I experienced countless temptations on my way home!

A group of hair salon girls waved to me, but I turned a blind eye;

A group of pedicure girls threw eyebrows at me, and I was indifferent;

A beggar disciple asked me for help, and I looked at him coldly!

I sighed deeply at this colorful world. I wish I had money in my fucking pocket! ?

2. Raising a son is like playing online games. Building a number is like being born, and then taking care of it every day. It takes one year to get to by going up one flight of stairs.

It's hard to rise to more than 20 levels, and the equipment is strong. I can handle BOSS alone. As a result, my daughter-in-law stole the number and never found it again.

3. After North Korea's nuclear test, the United States said to North Korea: You have something to do, something to do!

China said: Not bad for me!

Japan: It has long been said that North Korea is just a small top and lacks pumping;

Russia: I didn't expect the country to be miniature, and the behavior was obscene!

England: Buy Garton!

South Korea: It is not naivety that defeats peace, but the nuclear bomb!

North Korea first looked up: I am proud of bombing nuclear bombs!

4, the classic retrogression journey to the west

The Tathagata sent four disciples and Eight Tianlong Xiaobailong to preach in Dongtu Tang Dynasty. They met all kinds of monsters along the way and found that they all had backgrounds. No matter how evil they were, they were not punished.

Pig and Friar Sand thought it was too dark, so one hid in Gaolaozhuang and the other got into Liusha River. Only Wukong insisted on justice and escorted Master eastward to preach.

As a result, heaven really had enough of Wukong and reached an agreement with the Tathagata. We can guarantee Tang Sanzang's safe arrival in Chang 'an, but you have to deal with the Monkey King.

Tathagata agreed. Under a conspiracy, Bailong was seriously injured and fell into a mountain stream. Wukong was defeated and was crushed under Wuzhishan.

Tang Sanzang, on the other hand, abandoned the Monkey King and went to Chang 'an alone, where he finished his teaching, became a royal brother, enjoyed the splendor and died of natural causes.

In this way, after 500 years, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhishan, and the heaven was turned upside down without saying a word.

Heaven was forced to allow Pig Bajie to become a human being, named Marshal Tian Peng, and Friar Sand named General Confinement, as long as he could kill the Monkey King.

In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened by the fact that his brothers ate each other, went to Bodhi's father to solve his doubts. Then he sealed the practice and returned to Guo Huashan, where he lived an ordinary life with monkeys and grandchildren, and finally became a stone on the top of the mountain in Guo Hua.

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