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A super funny signature of May Day:? May Day, I'm going to the seaside, have a barbecue and watch my left ear, okay? You take the money and I'll t

Mayday Super Funny Piece Personality Signature?

A super funny signature of May Day:? May Day, I'm going to the seaside, have a barbecue and watch my left ear, okay? You take the money and I'll t

Mayday Super Funny Piece Personality Signature?

A super funny signature of May Day:? May Day, I'm going to the seaside, have a barbecue and watch my left ear, okay? You take the money and I'll take you. I will share more with you. I hope you like it.

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1 The exam is after March 3rd, and then May Day is like a piece of shit between two sweets.

May Day holiday is not enough to express my love for labor.

I hate people who go out early on May Day and run naked in space.

After seven working days, I finally summoned a mini-holiday.

May Day is coming, but my wallet is not ready yet!

May Day is too short! * * * Who is short? ! The martial arts in the corner called out.

The fifteenth one gets it! Tea eggs are flourishing! Our family Shixun is handsome again.

8511, I really love you.

I'll take you on May Day, you get the money, and we eat delicious food.

10 did well in the exam, and bad in the exam was youth.

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1 I waited for four years, liked it for five years, but stayed together for one day.

3 weeks+Labor Day+3 weeks+Mid-Autumn Festival+3 weeks+Dragon Boat Festival+3 weeks = summer vacation.

Children's Day is coming. Queue up for death on labor day

Where to play on May Day? Hotel! It's time to plant saplings on Labor Day.

Everyone said they were going to see the left ear.

After seven working days, I finally summoned a mini-holiday.

7 "May Day is too short!" "* * * Who said short? ! "The martial arts in the corner called out. [mail? Protected] bright blue

May Day is coming, but my wallet is not ready yet!

It is said that when God created heaven and earth, he established the rule of "weekend rest" by the way. But what I didn't expect was that Satan created a "retreat".

1051, I'm going to the seaside, have a barbecue and see my left ear, ok? You take the money and I'll take you.

What do you think is different about May Day this year? I used to have a seven-day holiday on May Day, but now I go to work seven days before May Day.

12 The private meeting between Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian was discovered by Xiaoyun, who sells pears. He hurried to the biscuit stall of Wu Da, blinked at Wu Da and whispered, Go home and have a look! Wu Da hesitated: Go home and have a look? Ah, even if you help my mother brush chopsticks and wash dishes. The old man doesn't want his children to make too much contribution to his family. It's not easy to have a reunion once in a lifetime ... the whole street sings along and is immersed in the joyful atmosphere of the May Day holiday.

13 what was the fuse of the may 4th movement? God replied: only three days off on May Day.

14 Young people from all over the world welcome May Day, Guangzhou: Eat! Beijing: Block! Chengdu: Mahjong Mahjong! Shanghai: blind date! Shenzhen: Go to Hong Kong, go to Hong Kong, go to Hong Kong! Northeast: Drink up, drink up, drink up! Hunan: Mango Taiwan Mango Taiwan Mango Taiwan! Chongqing: Look at the sea, look at the sea. ...

15 It is said that the happiest thing on May Day is not the three-day holiday, but that after the long holiday, you can only work for two days and have a holiday on weekends!

16 May Day is here, are you still alone? * * * Will I become a dog? Help! I couldn't stop laughing. . .

17 may holiday: ordinary schools let the sky go, literary schools let the sky go, schools against the sky let the sky go, schools are forced to make up the sky and then let the sky go …

18 today, a buddy downstairs in the girls' dormitory put a heart-shaped candle pattern to express his confession. Just as the girls came out, a group of diaosi on this side of the boys' dormitory called Ya 'an Xiong Qi!

19 may holiday: ordinary schools let the sky go, literary schools let the sky go, schools against the sky let the sky go, schools are forced to make up the sky and then let it go …

20 "May Day is coming, are you still alone?" "* * * Will I become a dog!" Help! I couldn't stop laughing.

On the mood blessing of may day labor day

1 spend a day writing a report in exchange for the appreciation of the boss; It takes several hours to boil a pot of soup, which brings warmth to the family; Send blessings in a simple sentence and gain lifelong friendship; I wish you a happy May Day!

The spring is bright outside the window, and the wind is intoxicating. May Day blessing to send: I wish you good health, happiness and worry-free, better promotion, rich people and good luck running with you. Blessing has been sent!

May Day has arrived, texting harassment, work continues to suffer, overtime continues to suffer, drinking continues to pretend to sleep, online chat continues to meet, and love continues to be intoxicated. In short, don't be idle, long live the working people!

May Day * * *: Greet you on behalf of all the blessings during this period, welcome you on behalf of flowers, plants, hummingbirds, insects and butterflies outside, and wish you happiness on behalf of friends and relatives who have contacted and have not contacted.

Will there be a holiday? Do you think taking three days off is too short? Have you already started planning your vacation? Do you feel particularly slow today? Are there any absent-minded people at work today? Are there any people who are reading text messages and laughing now? If none of the above ... congratulations, you are a model worker in the new era! I wish you a happy Labor Day in advance!

Life is a string, if it is too tight, it will break. Combine work and rest, and be happy. Put your work aside and relax. The May Day holiday is coming. I will give you "five ones": a cup of sake to relieve difficulties, a song to relieve boredom, a pot of green tea to warm the stomach, a breeze to wash the lungs, and a cool and quiet heart. May you have a good time on May Day!

7 happy life; Hit the right teacher and gain a lifetime; Hit the right leader for a lifetime; Hit the right friend and be happy for life; Hit a fairy, and there will be a next life! I wish you and your family a happy May Day!

May Day gives you five hearts: give you a persistent heart and fight for your career; A love, give back to the society; Have a sense of responsibility and take care of the family; A sincere heart, make friends; A happy and joyful life;

9 it doesn't matter how much money; Fame and fortune are only bitter; Happy is good, healthy is good. May Day is coming, please send your best wishes first. Anyway, I wish you happiness and peace.

10 may day is to be diligent. My blessing is the most beautiful. I'll send it to you before May Day. I wish you a happy mood and a smooth career. I wish you a smooth life and sweet love again; Finally, I wish you success. You are always the first person on the road.

1 1 A Happiness brand train officially started in this station, running on a safe track, dedicated to missing fuel, full of all good wishes, and the terminal: your heart. Friend, I wish you a happy May Day!

12 There are always some things that are hard to forget, there are always some people who keep them in mind, and there are always some days to let go of their troubles. On the occasion of May Day, I wish you a good mood and let happiness bother you! I wish you a happy May Day!

13 If I have a happy remote control, I will always click on your channel and lock your smile. If I had a time machine, I would stop by your side forever, and the four seasons would never be separated. Dear, happy May Day!

14 May Day "Mind Cleaning", move the table of the mind, straighten the position, and broaden your horizons. If you fix your faulty chair, you will feel happy in all directions. Take care of your happy backpack and be healthy and happy physically and mentally. Friend, I wish you a happy May Day!

15 holiday occurs every year, and this holiday is particularly different. Do you know why? I don't know. Let me tell you something. It took me a long time to know the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

16May Day, I wish you "nothing": no worries, no worries, happy laughter every day, no diseases, no disasters, good health every month, no obstacles, good weather every season, no separation, no family hugs every year, and always happiness!

17 Contemporary technology is very developed, and there are doorways for blessing transmission. As the May Day holiday is coming, I will send my blessings early: the blessings on the Internet are overwhelming, and the short messages on mobile phones keep ringing, making you have a lively and happy May Day!

18 The wind is laughing, the birds are singing, I miss you deeply, my friendship is long, my heart is pounding, I am looking forward to it, May Day is coming, and blessings are spreading: troubles disappear, sadness runs, laughter squirms, happiness lasts, I am relaxed, I am happy for a long time, I am happy!

19 May Day blessing has a height, and the top of Mount Everest has feelings; May 1 blessing has depth, and greetings are written on the bottom of the sea; May 1 blessing has a length, and there are thousands of words after the word; May 1 blessing has a width, suitable for all ages. Happy May Day!

May Day is coming, let's have a rest. Work pressure is cumbersome, let go; Family, friends and confidants get together; Great rivers and mountains, turning north and south; It's good to relax, Lele; Labor makes the world develop, labor makes life better, and labor is the source of all happiness. On the occasion of Labor Day, I wish my friends good health and a happy holiday!

Talk about qq space on May 1 ST Labor Day

1 May Day comes, the blessings are hot, life nods and smiles, and SMS blessings come one after another. May you cross Ping An Lane, get rich, squeeze into a healthy car, cross the bridge of happiness and run happily with you!

A person who concentrates on thinking is not wasting time. Although some labor is tangible, there is also a kind of labor that is intangible. Hugo.

3 happiness makes you laugh and easy to rub your back; Sing happy songs for you and pray for peace for you; Health will accompany you to grow, and comfort will accompany you to be happy. May Day is coming, I wish you a happy life!

Flowers are dedicated to those who work hard.

520. The novels of the wave career, up to the monotonous hypnotic history of the constitutional king, have all shown: busy life; Artist life; An elegant life. Balzac.

Life is a string, if it is too tight, it will break. Combine work and rest, and be happy. Put your work aside and relax. The May Day holiday is coming. I will give you "five ones": a cup of sake to relieve difficulties, a song to relieve boredom, a pot of green tea to warm the stomach, a breeze to wash the lungs, and a cool and quiet heart. May you have a good time on May Day!

7 Relax mentally and work mentally.

A gentle greeting, merged into all my blessings, a faint blessing, poured my infinite sincerity, and a quiet short message quietly filled the screen! Happy Labor Day.

It is said that labor is the most glorious, but the most glorious thing is that everyone has family around him! It is said that it is shameful not to work, but which shameful house has no car? Labor day is coming, I hope we workers can have a moment of happiness!

10 I am a gentleman. I wish you happiness, luck, surprise, charm and luck on May Day. I have paved the way for you, and you have no obstacles. Happy May Day is inevitable!

1 1 You look tired and thin. Don't always say that your bones are all meat, and you have to rest after work. It's almost May Day. You look so thin. How can you go to the runway as a "model worker"? I wish you a happy May Day!

12 every time I finish the exam, I have to comfort myself. It doesn't matter, the important thing is to participate.

13 When spring kisses summer, May Day is coming, and we finally have time to bask in the yellow mood. Let's go and enjoy this May Day holiday! Happy May Day! Labor day blessing newsletter.

14 has a kind of beauty called once; There is a dream, called the past; There is a kind of pain called memory.

15 is constantly haggard for work and life; Looking forward to rest, looking forward to a raise, looking forward to going to the soul; May Day is coming, the holiday is coming, and everything is beautiful. More rest and more relaxation, the salary is still the same; Send a message, send a blessing, and be happy and worry-free on May Day; Turn around, have a good life!