Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - In Degang Guo's cross talk, a Degang Guo is stealing a mummy or something, so let Yu Qian and his son stand up and make up for it. . Yu Qian said that he and his father are still in the Terracotta War

In Degang Guo's cross talk, a Degang Guo is stealing a mummy or something, so let Yu Qian and his son stand up and make up for it. . Yu Qian said that he and his father are still in the Terracotta War

In Degang Guo's cross talk, a Degang Guo is stealing a mummy or something, so let Yu Qian and his son stand up and make up for it. . Yu Qian said that he and his father are still in the Terracotta Warriors. I want happiness.

Guo: Hey, do you think the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?

Y: it's very valuable

Guo: If you say I take one to Vietnam, I will be rich. Come on!

Y: Do you want two more copies? The security guards count it every day.

Guo: Yes, it's so advanced.

Y: What's so advanced about this?

Guo: Not if you are not good at math. If you execute two, he will calculate ... Hey, are you and your father free now?

Y: why?

Guo: I'll spread a layer of mud for you two and stand there. I'll sell the money and come back for you.

Y: what if I can't buy it?

Guo: Judge!

Y: don't sentence yourself to death. Then we cannot father. ...

I want to travel.

Y: Take Pharaoh for example?

Guo: The deceased was wrapped in white cloth and put there. If this resistance comes out, the two of them will go to Panjiayuan, which will make a fortune.

Y: You always take this. Last time, you carried two terracotta warriors and horses in Xi 'an, did you know?

Guo: Did I say that?

Yes

Guo: Really? I will carry them out. How nice.

Y: I know a lot,

Guo: How many are there?

Y: Just like the Terracotta Warriors.

Guo: Where do you count at night? Too high-tech. Counting at night, a pile of mummies are lying down, and a guard comes, 64, here! 65, here! 67, yo, 67 nobody promised, (turning) Are you free?

What are you doing?

Guo: Wrap you in a white cloth and put it there.

Y: no,

Guo: Huh?

Y: My father and I are standing in front of the Terracotta Warriors.

Guo: I forgot if you didn't tell me.

Y: What are your memories?

Guo: Then can't you let your father go?

Y: They are all standing.

Guo: Oh, a father and a father are standing, you two fathers,

Y: I have never heard of it!