Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - In Degang Guo's cross talk, a Degang Guo is stealing a mummy or something, so let Yu Qian and his son stand up and make up for it. . Yu Qian said that he and his father are still in the Terracotta War
In Degang Guo's cross talk, a Degang Guo is stealing a mummy or something, so let Yu Qian and his son stand up and make up for it. . Yu Qian said that he and his father are still in the Terracotta War
Guo: Hey, do you think the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?
Y: it's very valuable
Guo: If you say I take one to Vietnam, I will be rich. Come on!
Y: Do you want two more copies? The security guards count it every day.
Guo: Yes, it's so advanced.
Y: What's so advanced about this?
Guo: Not if you are not good at math. If you execute two, he will calculate ... Hey, are you and your father free now?
Y: why?
Guo: I'll spread a layer of mud for you two and stand there. I'll sell the money and come back for you.
Y: what if I can't buy it?
Guo: Judge!
Y: don't sentence yourself to death. Then we cannot father. ...
I want to travel.
Y: Take Pharaoh for example?
Guo: The deceased was wrapped in white cloth and put there. If this resistance comes out, the two of them will go to Panjiayuan, which will make a fortune.
Y: You always take this. Last time, you carried two terracotta warriors and horses in Xi 'an, did you know?
Guo: Did I say that?
Yes
Guo: Really? I will carry them out. How nice.
Y: I know a lot,
Guo: How many are there?
Y: Just like the Terracotta Warriors.
Guo: Where do you count at night? Too high-tech. Counting at night, a pile of mummies are lying down, and a guard comes, 64, here! 65, here! 67, yo, 67 nobody promised, (turning) Are you free?
What are you doing?
Guo: Wrap you in a white cloth and put it there.
Y: no,
Guo: Huh?
Y: My father and I are standing in front of the Terracotta Warriors.
Guo: I forgot if you didn't tell me.
Y: What are your memories?
Guo: Then can't you let your father go?
Y: They are all standing.
Guo: Oh, a father and a father are standing, you two fathers,
Y: I have never heard of it!
- Related articles
- Lovers talk for more than half a sentence, which constellations are the most difficult to get along with?
- Jindou Culture Hall Zhong Min
- Verses written by Fan Bo in the Book of Songs
- Is it necessary to replace the air intake grille with a grille?
- Who has a joke of about 50 words? I want five jokes, or more.
- I dreamed that my dead classmate told me jokes.
- Can EU+Israel beat Russia?
- English natural spelling jingles
- Write a sigh that life is not easy _ a sigh that life is not easy.
- Who will win Iron Man VS Hulk?