Super funny words and quotations

I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

Don't envy me. Although I am not in the Jianghu, there are legends about me in the Jianghu.

Time is really a ruthless knife, blackening the fungus and softening the banana.

5 people who have no ability to force others to look, people who have the ability to force others to look!

Men are like clothes, rotten goods in the stalls.

7 shit looks forward to going to the toilet, but it is ruthlessly discarded by the donkey to the toilet.

I'll buy you a drink!

The shy surface of Xiao 3 can never hide the rough waves in her heart.

10 It may not be the enemy or your son who shits on your head.

1 1 The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is not there, but acne is still there.

12 You can see my world, but you can't talk.

13 classic funny quotations: don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

14 how many children were hurt by the exam, and how many honest children learned to cheat.

15 Don't trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing.

No matter how high the price is, you are still a bargain.

17 Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

18 I tell you, don't look down on people, I not only have a car, but also work by myself!

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

2 1 The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

I gave you my heart, so don't give it back.

Ren Lei's Quotations: Come with me, and I will take you to sleepwalk!

If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell them that I have always been simple.

People with a proud appearance have a deep inferiority complex buried in their bones.

It's a waste of your sneaky eyes not to be a bad guy.

Never play with others, because those who play will be played by others.

The only thing in the world that can rise without hard work is age!

Men quit smoking just like women lose weight. There will always be tomorrow.

3 1 It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him!

Turn your back to the sky and say you are the eldest brother.