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1. Word puzzle: The emperor's new clothes - Xi
2. Word puzzle: First-class level - Huai
3. Word puzzle: Shi Dakai - Yan
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4. Crossword puzzle: Gongzhu’s introduction—邂
5. Crossword puzzle: Extraordinary generosity—Hui
6. Crossword puzzle: Getting to know someone after leaving the boudoir—Jia< /p>
7. Word puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights—Jin
8. Word puzzle: Seventy-two hours—Jing
9. Word puzzle: Bedside Bright Moonlight - Kuang
10. Word puzzle: half needed, half left - Lei
11. Word puzzle: bite more than half - name
12. Crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today - Ming
13. Crossword puzzle: Ask for half, throw half away - milk
14. Crossword puzzle: General store - Nao
p>15. Crossword puzzle: Meeting even if we are not enemies - boron
16. Crossword puzzle: Out of breath - begging
17. Crossword puzzle: Cooperation from all directions, Contribute more - Qi
18. Crossword puzzle: A little change in greed will lead to poverty - poverty
19. Crossword puzzle: Banbu Spring and Autumn Period - Qin
20. Word puzzle: Yinchuan - Spring
21. Word puzzle: Come again and again - Ran
22. Word puzzle: Goalkeeper - Flash
23. Crossword puzzle: Someone stole the car - lose
24. Crossword puzzle: The wine smells delicious the next day
25. Crossword puzzle: Half green and half purple - plain
26. Word puzzle: Self - Body
27. Word puzzle: Scholar with a cocked tail - bald
28. Word puzzle: Focus on supporting the northwest - head
29. Word puzzle : The body is disabled but the mind is not disabled. --Xi
30. Crossword puzzle: Eighteen times six - school
31. Crossword puzzle: A heart with a hook and a moon accompanied by three stars - heart
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32. Crossword puzzle: One stroke and one vertical stroke - press
33. Crossword puzzle: Eight-character head - learn
34. Crossword puzzle: Pick one from a thousand, pick one from a hundred - - Bo
35. Crossword puzzle: A group of wild geese chasing a boat - Xun 2110. Guess the one-word answer is: Yan
36. Four people move a piece of wood. Guess the one-word answer is: Jie
37. One person, guess one word, the answer is: big
38. One person has a mouth, and there is a hand under the mouth, guess one word, the answer is: take
39. One person is included, guess the answer is: meat
40. One person picks two villains, guess the answer is: clip
41. One person hangs a handle on his waist Bow, guess one word the answer is: Yi
42. Eat the cow tail in one bite, guess one word the answer is: sui
43. Determine it, guess one word the answer is: hand over
44. One big and two small, guess one word and the answer is: Nai
45. One bucket of rice, guess one word and the answer is: material
46. One On the seventh day of the month, guess one word and the answer is: Fat
47. One plus one, guess one word and the answer is: Wang
48. Baner, guess one word and the answer is: mortar
49 One word has thirteen points, the difficulty lies in how to do it, guess one word and the answer is: juice
50. One hundred minus one, guess one word and the answer is: white
51. Night after night, the one-word answer is: more
52. One person moves two pieces of soil, and the one-word answer is: good
53. One week , Guess the one-word answer is: Purpose
54. There are eleven people in the family. Guess the one-word answer is: Ji
55. There are seven people in the family, and they farm one acre and eat by themselves. If it’s not enough, keep a dog. The answer is: beast
56. A wooden stick, hang a square box, a ladder, and put it in the center. The answer is: noodles
57. A dog Cow, guess one word, the answer is: raw
58. A dog has four mouths, guess one word, the answer is: instrument
59. One arrow pierces the heart, guess one word The answer is: Must
60. 1
Click one horizontally to reach Nanyang. There is a person in Nanyang who is only one inch long. The answer is: Fu
61. There is water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess one word and the answer is: Shantou
< p>62. One side is red, the other side is green, one side likes the wind, and the other side likes the rain. The answer is: Autumn63. Seven people have eight eyes. Guess one word and the answer is: goods
64. There is grass growing on the heads of seven people. Guess the one-word answer is: flower
65. Seventy-two hours. Guess the one-word answer is: crystal
66. Seven people have Eight eyes. Ten people also have eight eyes. Westerners also have eight eyes.
My mother also has eight eyes. Guess the answer in four words: genuine
67. Nine Nineteen, guess one word and the answer is: white
68. Nine birds, guess one word and the answer is: dove
69. Number nine, guess one word and the answer is: Xu< /p>
70. Nine cars, guess one word, the answer is: rail
71. Nine o'clock, guess one word, the answer is: pill
72. Twenty-eight beauties , Guess one word and the answer is: Miao
73. Second Miss, guess one word and the answer is: Zi
74. Two brothers, stand on their own, guess one word and the answer is: Jing< /p>
75. If a person is not in his position, guess one word and the answer is: Li
76. If a person has others, he will become bigger. Guess the answer in one word is: one
77. I don’t distinguish between people, guess one word and the answer is: Russia
78. Everyone is here, guess one word and the answer is: down
79. People are defenseless, guess one The one-word answer is: control
80. If a person has no faith, the one-word answer is: Yan
81. Eighty-eight, the one-word answer is: rice
82. Eight brothers admire the moon together. Guess the one-word answer is: take off
83. The sword is unsheathed. Guess the one-word answer is: power
84. Eleven As a scholar, guess one word and the answer is: Shi
85. At twelve o'clock, guess one word and the answer is: Dou
86. At thirteen o'clock, guess one word and the answer is: juice
87. Fifteen people, guess one word, the answer is: umbrella
88. Fifteen days, guess one word, the answer is: fat
89. Ten Yuan buys breakfast, eight yuan buys dried tofu, guess one word the answer is: Qian
90, October 10 (Wuchang Uprising), guess one word the answer is: Chao
91 , October 10th, guess one word and the answer is: Meng
92. Three people under the cross, guess one word and the answer is: come
93. Cross to cross, sun to moon , guess one word and the answer is: Chao
94. Ten brothers, guess one word and the answer is: g
95. Three people, two people and one horse, guess one word and the answer is: Test
96. Three pieces of paper overlap. Don’t guess the word “pin”. Guess one word and the answer is: head
97. Three pieces of paper. Guess one word and the answer is: Shun
98. Combining the top and bottom, guess the answer to a word is: card
99. Combining the top and bottom, guess the answer to a word is: card
100. It is difficult to distinguish the upper and lower parts, guess a word The answer is: Ka
Afterword:
·Mosquitoes dig fat and oil in their belly - there is no oil and water
·Crabs are cooked in a pot of boiling water - it depends on how long you can run rampant
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·A frequent visitor to the dyeing workshop - a lustful person
·The steering wheel of the car is broken - rampage
·Inviting my sister-in-law as a companion - uneasy and kind-hearted
·The poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, she wants money but no money
·The mouse falls into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)
·Han Xiangzi plays the flute - — Extraordinary
·Yellow mud fell into the crotch - it is not a thing (shit) but also a thing (shit)
·A yellow dog has horns on its head - it looks like a foreign (sheep)
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Weasels looking for food - act according to the opportunity (chicken)
·The weasel's butt - can't produce any good farts
·Rat chewing the leather ball - guest (sniffing) gas
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·The monk's temple faces the nunnery - nothing has to happen
·The monk's wooden fish - grinning from ear to ear
·Hua Yazi worships the master - shameless (Tooth) disciple
·Huozi drinks rice soup - shameless (tooth) obscenity
·Huozi looks in the mirror with his mouth - making a fool of himself in front of his face
·Two sisters compete Money - Biff (rich)
·The beggar is addicted to cigarettes - hates (smoking)
·The beggar performs the Yangko dance - poor and happy
·The dumpling skin is too big Thin - it is inevitable that the secret will be exposed
·Beijing opera steps - slowly rub it
·A candle that has caught fire - limp and floppy
·See A camel is said to be swollen - rare and strange
·A sore on the spine, a plaster on the chest - regardless of future troubles
·Selling flutes on the street - blowing one's own
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Looking through the box in the middle of the night---I can’t think about it
Kill it The old lady ate sticky cakes and swallowed them in her stomach - the pain did not come out
The old lady ate sticky cakes - she was stuffy
The old lady's toes - she would be a coward for the rest of her life
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Steamed Coptis chinensis in the rice steamer---depression
Bamboo shoots in the rock crevices---suppressed
The golden needle fell into the sea---the day of no future
Lighting candles in a black lantern---no fire can come out
Making friends with shadows---very lonely
Afterwords - Wasteful
Eighty-year-old mother-in-law comes to church---wasted a pair of candles
Plame on the wall---white brush (saying) white painting (saying)
Choose Wearing cotton through the thorn forest---take a step and hang on a little bit
City God Dai Xiao---white robe (running)
Hold tofu to stand on the foot of the table---nothing to do
Afterwords - Pay attention
The mulberry leaves in October---who picked (pay) you
The flood washed away the Dragon King Temple--- One family does not know the other family
The flood washed away the Guanyin Bodhisattva---Liu (retention)
The stove in June---who misses you
< p>Broomstick strikes the clock---it rings (thinking) but doesn't ring (thinking))
Call "Abba" on the stage - many people responded
Cycling downhill - don't step on it (hey)
Spinning table - - -Brie (ignore)
The ferry ticket for the next day---is booked (eyes on)
Winning flirtatiously across the Yangtze River---who cares about you
Idioms—Bullying the weak
Myna eats persimmons, Thunder God beats tofu---the one who picks up the weak
The beggar lost his stick---the dog bullies
< p>The old lady eats persimmons---she picks out the soft onesThe skill of the loach---she specializes in drilling into the soft spots
Afterwords - Kit Kat type
A key opens a lock---it matches
The land calls the city god---the god calls (almost) its god
Eating radish in June---picture Fresh
Roasting in a fire cage in June---Zi Qi is not warm
Opening vegetables---Fresh
Seeing a camel and saying a horse is swollen---It is strange to see a rare one
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Lighting a lantern and walking on the railway---seeing a track (ghost)
His father beat his brother by chance---choices add to coincidences
Growing wheat in paddy fields in winter --- Weird Zai (Zai)
Lao Liu entered the Grand View Garden---he was fascinated by what he saw
Filtered air---fresh
The monk did not eat Tofu---Strange House (Zai)
Chenghuang Bodhisattva's horse---Mi Jianqi (Strange)
The thief met the interceptor---it was a coincidence
Pumpkin growing on gourd vine---something I have never seen before
Black old crow with white neck---fresh sample
Bacon soup---fresh picture
p>A big girl's purse---there are many tricks
The blind man found a blind man---it's a coincidence
Afterword - functional type
< p>The Lord of the Land sits on a copper stick---money can communicate with the godsRaising fish in a water tank---to keep alive but not long-term
Licorice in the Chinese medicine shop---purpose Guang
Turtle carrying a sedan chair---carrying it hard
Injection and cupping---effective in person
Stove fan in winter---everyone can use it
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The pawns who cross the river---become carts
Eat pig blood and eat black shit---it will be effective immediately
Become a general---you have to pass orders< /p>
A bird without wings---cannot fly high
The guns in the toy store---seem to be useful but not useful
The ears that follow the wind---can hear far away
The wind blows the fire---not much effort
Although the weight is small---it can weigh a thousand pounds
The tumor on the head---extra burden
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Silver sample gun tip---not useful but useful
The tailor is busy---threading the needle and thread
Short pole scale---starting (starting) Go quickly
There are no fish in the pond---the shrimps are expensive
The saw cuts off the rotten wood---destroys the decayed wood
Afterwords - modest and prudent
Confucius moved house --- moved books (modest)
Walk with eggs in hand --- be very careful
Sima praised Zhuge --- accepted the defeat
The Bodhisattva in the temple---never goes out (name)
Pulls the horse but does not ride---is too led (modesty)
Crosses the river dragging his beard---leads Must be (modest) transition (degree)
The lasso on the beard---self-handling (modest)
One-eyed dragon reading---looking sideways
Mazi looks in the mirror---self-view
Hypothetical remarks - intimacy
Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away---courtesy is light but affection is heavy
Leech in the water--- It's hard to take off the stool if it sticks
An iron hoop is placed on the bucket---it's hard to separate and untie
Liu Bei said to Zhuge---he said everything
Eat porridge and soak in rice soup- --Qing(Kiss) plus Qing(Kiss)
Two dumb people kiss---Okay, nothing to say
Oil and salt jar---inseparable
< p>Wearing a pair of crotchless pants---wrong, wrong together; good, good togetherA place to stay in a hotel---sleep on a basket (cuddle)
Lotus knot
---Heart to Heart
The spring ox hanging on the wall---The plow cannot be separated
Afterwords - Hard-working and thrifty kind
The broom behind the door- --Specialize in choosing dirty things to do
Create mountains and level the land---Add a little to make a lot
A turtle turns into an eel---Disarm and return to the fields
The cloth to wipe the table-- -Specializes in choosing dirty things to do
Carrying water and washing vegetables---getting the best of both worlds
Begging for food---planning for the poor
A mute speaks---does it with his hands
The legs of an ant---diligence
Growing ginger and raising sheep---it takes little to make a profit
Fists never leave his mouth, The song never leaves his mouth---it's practiced
The blacksmith's tool---it's made by myself
The ox-la rake---do your best
Commonly used Iron tools---do not rust
Hard-working bees---never idle
Hard-working bees---the benefits are given to others
Blind man Straw sandals - familiar to the touch
The blind man walks - day and night
The blind man plays the piano - familiar to the touch
The wheat picked up Selling sesame seed cakes---no capital or net profit
Afterwords--Clearly understand the category
A thunder resounds all over the world---everywhere knows it
Intersection notice- --We all know
Eat meat on New Year's Eve---You still have to say it
Scallions mixed with tofu---One green (clear) and two white
In my heart Open a window---I understand
It snows at dawn---I understand
Crystal coffin---transparent
The lice in the palm of my hand---it's obvious
Installing electric lights in the lime kiln---better understood
Sima Zhao’s intention---everyone on the road knows it
Electric lights illuminate the snow---clearly
Watermelon seeds mixed with tofu---black and white
Tofu stir-fried with leeks---one green (clear) and two white
Tofu boiled with pig blood---black and white Clearly
A fly landed in the rice bowl---clearly black and white
The lice on the bald man's head---clearly visible
A shallow dish filled with water---at a glance In the end
Look at your wife with one eye---it's clear at a glance
The painter doesn't bow to the gods---I know which piece of clay you are from
King Zhou Wen invited Jiang Taigong---Look for the wise man
Put alum in the turbid water---you can see the bottom
Glass Bodhisattva---the God of Ming
The strong wind knows the strength Grass --- see people's hearts over time
Firefly's butt --- bright and bright
Centipede eats fireflies --- understands in the heart
A postscript - Leisure class
March duck eggs---net salty (leisure)
Three loaches and two for the cat to eat---to keep the ears quiet
Chop big head fish The brain is dead --- the body is salty
Washing coal in the river---there is nothing to do
The temple in June---silence
Confucius The apprentice---a virtuous (idle) person
Hitting the child on a cloudy day---idleness is also idle
Drinking salt and boiled water and chatting---speaking salty (idle) words
The boss of the salt shop---Xian (idle)man
Put a turtle in the salt jar---Xianyuan (idle)
Afterword — Lively category
The frog lady crosses the ridge---so lively
Opening a shop under the stage---a lively scene
Watching the fire on the stage---hot fire Heating the fire
Making dumplings with diamonds---It's so lively
The boiling water---it's boiling
Having guests on the way- --It's lively in words
Watching the fire from across the bank---watching the excitement
Business in the porridge shop---a lively morning
Drinking rice soup and guessing games---seeing the excitement< /p>
Yellow croaker during the Dragon Boat Festival---in the prosperous market
Hypotheses-enthusiastic and generous type
Wearing a sweater in June---enthusiastic
< p>The south wind blows in June---heat against heatThe sugar cane in the field---is sweet
Xinchang
Wrap yourself in a quilt and wash your face---generous
The steamer on the stove---the heat can be high
Foreigners---be polite
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Drink too much boiling water---enthusiasm
Xiehouyu-person type
It takes thirty years to bloom and forty years to bear fruit---Lao Guoguo (brother)
The little car is not oiled---Qianerzi
Little grasshopper---big belly
Wooden sticks nailed to the wall-- -The size is calculated as a peg (jue)
Winter melon covered with frost---old man with white beard
Jujube on the barren slope---little core (child)
Bamboo shoots outside the garden---exogenous (nephew)
Turtle dove in the thornwood forest---Cugu (aunt)
Cold water and noodles---just (uncle)
Lighting lamps in sleeves---young man
No salt in pig's trotters---light feet (danjiao)
Afterwords--being at the mercy of others
Second girl, New Year greetings---only your seat, no words to say
Donkeys on the roadside---whoever likes to ride them can ride on them
On the roadside The pole - stand aside
The monkey on the pole - let people play with it
The pig on the pole - tied up
Puppet The actor's head---play as you please
Puppet show---play at the mercy of others
The little tricksters---live if you want, live if you want, die if you want_
Ox pulling a mill---trapped
Dragon lantern's head---at the mercy of others
Planting soybeans on the field---step aside
The old cow is dead---let you peel it off
The bucket is in your well---it's up to you
The tongue has no root---turn it around as you wish
Lamp grass walking stick---can't make the decision
Chicken feathers are blown by the wind---can't help the body
Short of people watch the show---follow what others say
Facial hand towel---always carry it
The dyer goes down to the river---at his mercy
Things in the window---at the mercy of others
The fish on the chopping board---allowed to be slaughtered
The fish on the chopping board---allowed to be dissected
The cows plowing the fields---led by the nose
p>Station on the railway---stand aside
Riding on a tiger---involuntarily
The life of a palm tree---allowed to be treated with a thousand cuts Goug out
The new daughter-in-law gets off the sedan chair---is at the mercy of others
Carries other people's bowls---submits others' control
The tip of the oil-pressing room-- -Dedicated to being beaten
The young ox drags the plow---it will not run if it is not beaten
The donkey who grinds the road---the one who listens to the drink
The toad serves as a stepping stone Yan---Ren Climbing
Shuttlecock---kicked and played on people's feet
Afterword-serious and responsible type
One hair is divided into eight petals ---Very fine
Two taels of cotton and one bow---fine bullets (talk)
A ding is a ding, a mao is a mao---work seriously
< p>Seventh sister meets Chang'e---immortal (present) to immortal (present)Three copper plates placed in two places---one is one, the second is two
Three hairs Rub the rope---it's so thin
People with big necks wear clothes---come in sets
Big stores sell bowls---come in sets
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Counting ants on the bed---counting ants from the bed(length)
Swallowing the world map---thinking about the world
江 While washing the radishes---come one by one
Chicken feathers serve as arrows--repay for small things
Liu Bei invites Zhuge---visit the thatched cottage three times
The old hen gave birth Egg---try your best
Bamboo bow---keep going
Eat too much pickled fish---take care of salty things
Grab the lotus leaf and touch the lotus root---get to the bottom of it
Zhang Fei threads the needle---there is thinness in the rough <
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Masons have no ash---bricks (specialized), etc.
Dogs catch mice---meddle in other people's business
Wear spiked shoes and walk on dirt roads---be careful Doing things
People who are depressed do things---use secret energy
If you want something sweet, take a sugar bowl, if you want something sour, take a vinegar bowl---line by line
Zhuge Liang was a military advisor --- he lived up to his name
A duck ducks into water --- he worked hard in secret
The police on the railway --- each in charge of a section
Sparrow Meeting---discuss in detail
Governor of Huguang---in charge of the two provinces
The tailor master wears glasses---recognizes needles (real)
The blind man follows the rope Walking---groping
The lame man carries water---step by step
Fence climbing bamboo pole---step by step
Afterwords-easy to learn
Hang a handful of grass on an ox's horn---it's easy to carry around with you
Fire-burning lamp grass---it'll burn once you hit it
A radish in the sand---it's all there Come here
Pick up money on the bedside---no need to bend down
Two children lift a wild pheasant feather---it can't be weighed down
Bald Man Monk - no formalities required
Meat sellers cutting tofu - no problem
Hunchback bowing - not difficult to get started
Monk's head Lice---easy to catch
Licorice in the drugstore---you can catch them as soon as you can
Go with the flow---no effort
Crane lifts chicken feathers--- Effortlessly
Earthworms eat dirt---just open your mouth
Yamen money, launch a boat---come easily
Snot dripping into mouth- --Follow the trend
The general pillar in the mill---you can always touch it
A few words - a little slow and poor fee
One slap can't make a sound- --It's hard to sing alone
A flea can't hold up a quilt---It's hard to stand alone
One up and one gets one---One only child
One Eating noodles with only chopsticks---being picky
Buying eleven for one penny---not worth a penny
A piece of wet firewood---can't burn even if you light a fire< /p>
A bowl of rice cakes---how many can there be?
A basin of snails---no head
A basket of eggs rolling downhill--- There is no good one
Simmering porridge on the 30th night---not the way to celebrate the New Year
Three people and two beards---rare
The big-headed cat bows ---Tiger Worship
Fishing on the plane---far worse
Little furnace maker's furniture---shattered copper and iron
On the mountain Mushroom---single root
The rain in June---there are many times
The clothes of the heavenly official---Maburizi
Scholar driving cattle- --Take your time
Couplet posted at the entrance of the waterway---the door is not high
Cows trample on the mud road---the more they trample, the worse
Lightning God Runny nose---the bigger it is, the sloppier it is
A fishing net---full of holes
As soon as the question comes up, hand in the paper---early draft (bad)
There are maggots in the winter melon---it rots out of the belly
No one listens to what you say, no one believes what you say---the polished commander
The old cow pulls the broken cart---slowly
The old wolf is doing business---no good goods
The old lady drinks soy milk---it sucks (thin)
Watermelon rind--- Not serious material
After dinner and on the way---it gets darker and darker as we walk
A vertical house on the beach---the foundation is too poor
Cold water for tea-- -Take your time
A grenade without a fuse---a piece of scrap metal
The stuff in a tofu shop---vulnerable
Tofu dregs Get on the ship --- not a good product
Rub sesame oil on the butt --- not worth the smell
Patch the crotch with paper --- the more it is patched, the worse it gets
The clay figurine cannot withstand the rain---the nature is too poor
Toilet board used as an ancestral sign---not serious material
To sharpen one's skills in battle---not only unhappy
<p>Carrying water in a straw hat---scattered and dripping
Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn---doing the wrong thing
A boil on the mouse's tail---bleeding ( There is not much information)
Embroidery on linen---the foundation is too poor
Ma willow tree board---not a serious material
Earthworm turns into a dragon-- -Longitudinal change is not high
A handsome tailor's leggings---not a serious material
Snail race---take your time
Calendar on the wall ---Fewer and fewer every day
Select melons in the basket---the more you choose, the worse
Lazy woman delivers the baby---take your time
ink Boiled Yuanxiao---Pitch-black
The silver carp's beard---few strands
The hemp leaves beaten by frost---wilted
Commentary - Angry
Three nostrils---excessive breath like yours
Wearing a fur coat backwards in June---getting angry inside and outside
The bastard gets into the fire pit---holds his breath and makes the nest fire
Gunpowder hits the match---so much anger
Hit the pot---hold his breath
Three of the nostrils were rotten---one was left to breathe out
Fermented flour---the air was bulging
The old duck wanted to sing an opera---his throat was not tight Live up to expectations
The mouse fell into the noodle vat---glaring at it
Bought a jar and hit it---don't mention it
Zhang Fei threaded the needle-- - Big eyes and small eyes
Put a drying cage on your shoulders---brain (annoyed)
Hold the chicken and wink---roll your eyes
Meng Liang threw the gourd---it became popular
The barber said angry words---I was willing to give up a few heads
His face was smeared with oar paste---tightened up
Snorting in front of the incense burner---puffing one's nose
Borrowing rice to return chaff---bloating and bloating
It doesn't hurt to hit someone with pig urine ---Some bloating
Cover the pot with a sieve---There are many air holes
The whistle light of the air leakage---No sound when the air comes out
Fortune telling The husband said something angry---I would give up my life to do it.
Break the paper lantern---everyone has fire in his eyes
The blind man boiled sugar---the old (annoyed) got angry
The toad sits on the foot of the bed---it feels full of anger
The toad sits on the steamer---it feels full of anger
Zhu Bajie grits his teeth---hates monkeys Son
Afterwords - Failure
One careless move---all is lost
Thousands of years of Taoism---ended by a stick
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The wooden man threw himself into the river---unsinkable (succeeded)
Confucius's robe---all filled with books (lost)
Confucius' luggage-- -Jinshu (lose)
Mao Ba’s younger brother---Mao Jiu (risking to save)
Building a chimney with stones---it will not succeed
Grandma The dead cub---Uncle Death (cannot be saved)
The crenel on the stage---Putrajaya (failed)
The bamboo blossoms---will fail
The scholar's room --- is full of books (lose)
Hold your head to chase the mouse --- the mouse runs away
The possessions in the library --- are all books ( Lose)
The bear was beaten---it was bad.
The nephew wears a filial piety hat---the dead uncle (lose)
Soap bubble---don't attack yourself. Broken
Sister Qiao’s oily hair---combed (lost) to the bare hair
Tangshan’s train---poor coal (bad luck)
Rat Chewing the cat's nose---hoping to die before dawn
Yellow mud fell into the crotch---either shit (death) or shit (death)
The thief ran In the study room---all books (lose)
The robbers fight lawsuits---lose every time
The robbers enter the school---all they encounter are books (lose) < /p>
The lame man is about to go to the battlefield---either dead or alive
Xinhua Bookstore buys paper---wrapped books (lose)
The mantis blocks the car and shows off its dominance---no A good ending
Afterword--Execution does not open the category
Fighting in the corner of the door--
-The big horse is tied to the door frame---there is nowhere to use the strength
The big horse falls into the well---the strength is nowhere to be used
Large flower basket carrying water---not strong enough to get up
There is a boat on the shore---unable to hold it up
Buffalo eats live crab---not strong enough to get off
Writing with the left hand---extremely awkward
Buffalo chasing rabbit---cannot use the strength
Pole a boat in the gutter---cannot use it
p>
An umbrella without a frame---cannot support it
Flying a kite under the bed--no matter how high it is, it is limited
Practice martial arts under the bed---it cannot be used
p>
Boxing in the chicken coop---a small stance
Bathing in a chamber pot---it won’t open
Flying a kite in the woods---it got entangled
p>
The kite in the house---cannot fly high
When the legs are inserted into a pair of trouser legs---cannot kick open
Monkey boxing---small frame
Using a hammer in a pot---don't use force
Afterwords-no classification of right and wrong
When you see a beard, you are grandpa---don't tell the truth from the false
p>
The father-in-law says the public is right, the mother-in-law says the mother-in-law is right---difficult to tell
Milk mixed with ink---confuse black and white
Fighting on the stage---I don’t know whether it is true or false
Two mutes quarreling - not knowing who is right
Fishing in the river - it is difficult to distinguish the big and small
Fried eggplant and courgette - indiscriminate< /p>
Dogs eat pig shit---no distinction between good and bad
Buying a cow from across the mountain---not knowing what is right or wrong
A blind man reads a book---the point of view is unclear
Afterwords - Loss
Kill a fly with one shot---not enough gunpowder money
Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms---mistakes
Go to the toilet Eat melon seeds---the less you put in, the more you get out
Burning your coat for a louse---not worth it
Drying soybeans on the tiles---nine times out of ten you will run away
A turtle eats barley---it wastes food
Soochow recruits a bride---you only suffer once
A meat bun beats a dog---there is no return
Caught the sesame seeds and lost the watermelon---a small loss made a big loss
The price of tofu turned into meat---cannot be melted
Take the lime road---white Take a trip
The mud cow goes into the sea---there is no return
Saute leeks and green onions---it is useless
Zhou Lang's clever plan to calm the world---lose it The lady was defeated again
River gizzards were eaten at the risk of one's life - not worth it
The flesh was dug out to mend the sore - it could not be cured
Burning a fire stick and beating the donkey - --Half of it left
The mouse got into the bookcase---the food (eclipse) book
If you can't steal the chicken, you will lose the rice---Can't turn it back
Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire---do bad things
Monkey pulls the buds--- pull one, throw one away
Monkey looks at the orchard---the more you look, the less
A blind man lighting a lantern---wasting his wax
Breaking pots to make tiles---not cost-effective
A rat hole--not being filled enough
Afterwords - Greedy
Eating twelve buns in one mouthful - such a big appetite
Swallowing three steamed buns in one mouthful - too much to eat
A cart pulls pancakes---there are too many stalls
The little bald man takes off his hat---Tou Ming (picture title)
The child cries daddy---he needs a round number
When I see the shroud, I also want it---a greedy ghost
I want to be an official if I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it---I am greedy
Having one A miser wants two blessings, but having meat is too much to eat---Insatiable
The miser picks up money every day but it is too little---not satisfied
Sitting in a chair and calling orders--- Enjoy happiness
The doctor opened a coffin shop---Death for money
Jumping into a well holding a gold ingot---Sacrificing life but not wealth
The pancake seller talked in his sleep- --There are too many stalls (greedy)
Dogs eat cow shit---there are too many pictures
Greedy ghosts go to the banquet---there is no satiety
Monkey-resistant Climbing cherry trees---rough
People eat fine grains
The dung beetle enters the badger's den - drills through the door
Sharpens its head - drills in
The hungry man eats a few melon seeds ---Too satisfying
Looking at the Yellow River as a thread---what a big heart
The eyes are on the forehead---so high
Cat pillow Fish head---If you don't eat it, smash it twice
Dream of being an emperor---big heart
Go to Long to look at Shu---greedy
Greedy grabs raw meat- --Bite off more than you can chew
Sleeping in a coffin and stretching out your hands ---Death for money
A postscript - a special category
The bald man in the crowd-- -The head is conspicuous
Wear a vest on top of the mandarin jacket---an outer set
The olive with the head in front--will die first
Baihe Station Among the chickens---protruding stars in the sky---conspicuous
Torn gloves---the tip is exposed
The table sheet covers the back of the cow---the tip is exposed
The long horns on the head---outlier than others
The blind man smokes---touches the lamp (modern)
The elephant in the flock--- stands out
An elephant in a group of rabbits---a behemoth
An afterthought--picky and trouble-making kind
A chopstick eating lotus root---a picky eye
One Jump on the wall---jump high
June's fan---love the wind
Six fingers scratching the head---everything in front of you
Pervasive---specialized in exploiting loopholes
Carpenter's saw---plenty of sharp points
Trains collide---derailed (ghost)
东 From the Yue Temple to the City God's Temple---Hunting for ghosts in Hengshun City
The crazy monkey---jumping up and down
Celebrating the death of the husband---the disaster is over
p>
Rice sieve to block the door---lots of eyes
Killing a chicken with a bull's-eye---making a fuss out of a molehill
No gauge---no square shape
Looking for bones in the tofu---deliberately picky
Crack the chicken in the eye---drill the egg
Kill the chicken with a bull's-eye---make a fuss out of a molehill
Fault-finding---looking for trouble
The trumpeter rushes to the scene---to cause trouble
Singing in the cemetery---haunted
Playing tricks in the toilet --- lots of weird ideas
Rosin plaster --- looking for trouble
Tree flags in the toilet tank --- the maggots want to rebel too
A dog bites a thunder gong---causing disaster
A rotten bag to filter tofu---it is full of scum
If a rooster lays an egg---it is difficult to deliberately cut it
The dung beetle moves---doesn't keep its dung (points)
A needle in the eyebrow---pricks the eyes
When picking up snails, you need a good companion---don't mix the water< /p>
The flute in the troupe---has a sharp mind
A shake of the fan---makes wind (deliberately looking for trouble)
thorns on the side of the eyes---piercing the eyes
Wild bees fly into the fishing net---looking for loopholes to exploit
Wild cats come into the house---come for any reason
Take off your pants and fart- --It's unnecessary
There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree---it is the hardest
Put a stick in the coffin---trouble the person to death
On the throat Use the spoon---take out (naughty) air
Newly picked chestnut balls---lots of thorns
Swallow's mouth grabs the mud---find something out of nothing
< p>The wind in the cracks in the wall---seeking everywherePour the spade fish into the red hot pot---dead jump
Split the meat on the egret's legs---find something out of nothing< /p>
Mercury sprinkles on the floor---pervasively penetrates
Qian Chuanzi’s head---drills when he sees a hole
The king of hell eats glutinous rice cake---it’s made by ghosts
Zhu Bajie lost the battle---hit him with a rake
The shrimp who fell into the frying pan--- still wants to jump a few more times
Afterword - Painful Type
A bucket of boiling water scalded the dog's body---he was covered in bruises
Eighty-year-old childless---can't describe the bitterness of old age
Tu Xing Son---bitter core
(child) son
The cow steps on the turtle egg---the pain is in the heart
The burning eyebrow---the pain is in front of the eyes
The turtle lays the egg---the pain comes out
The stonemason's steel drill---be beaten
The old monk's wooden fish---a product born to be beaten
The rag on the stove---sour, sweet, bitter, spicy taste Finished
Bitter melon mixed with coptis---the bitterness is added to the bitterness
Bitter melon mixed with coptis---the bitterness is added together
The tea is too strong--- Bitter mouth
Brows hung with gall - the pain is in front of the eyes
The mute is beaten - the pain is unspeakable
The mute eats coptis - the pain is in the heart< /p>
Cucumber butt---bitter
Soak bamboo shoots in coptis water---very bitter
Bitter melons grow on coptis trees---strings of bitter taste< /p>
Cottis engraved monk---Ku master
Cottis engraved longevity star---Ku old man
Coptis engraved doll---Ku child
Bitter gall hangs from the coptis tree --- the bitterness adds to the bitterness
Oil tip made of sandalwood --- beaten
A postscript - opportunistic type
Wind blowing The grass on the wall---falling on both sides
The old man punted the boat---look at the wind and steer the ship
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