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How do colleagues say funny sentences when they leave their circle of friends?

1. I don't want you to go, but I can't stop you from going. I can only say: "I wish you a successful career and a bright future"!

2. Green hills don't change green waters, goodbye! See you later!

3. You don't want to be comfortable and relaxed, so you shoulder an arduous burden and start a business in a place where others are discouraged. I sincerely wish you success!

Mountains and seas can block each other, but they can't block my thoughts. Distance can pull you and me apart, but it can't pull away sincere friendship. Time can forget the past, but it can't forget forever friends.

5. Say goodbye tomorrow morning. I hope the clouds and the sun will always accompany you to the distant horizon; Flowers and green grass spread a distant future with you.

I wish you a bright future and a wonderful life.

7. People in the mountains always see the sunrise before people in the plains. You are far-sighted, and your career will have a bright future. I wish you a bright future in Wan Li!

8. May your future be bright and your financial resources be rolling in.

9. Don't try to be a successful person, but become a valuable person.

10. People have joys and sorrows, the moon is full of rain and shine, and life is inherently impermanent. I hope everyone will not be too sad. It is enough to leave beautiful fragments when we are together.

1 1. The summary of successful experience is distorted, and the summary of failed lessons is correct. Wish you success!

13. We have to part, say goodbye gently, and our hearts are full of gratitude. Thank you for giving me a deep friendship.

14. Farewell is the most uncomfortable moment. I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you can come again in the near future.

15. Many years ago, when I was leaving, a friend gave me this sentence: "Life is a fate, knowing each other is a fate, and knowing each other is a fate." I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at that time, but now I feel it deeply. I hope we will cherish the days we spent together and have more happiness and less troubles and sorrows in our future life. Finally, say "take care of your friends"

16. Practicality is the premise of learning things; Diligence is the foundation of learning; Persistence is the way to achieve success.

17. I wish you a bright future in this life and remain the same when you meet again.

18. You left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed me a letter of resignation, but you didn't take away a group of subordinates. It's not fucking interesting enough.

19. I wish you a bright future and bright eyes.

Dear friends, please don't be sad. Take care of each other after parting. Bloom the most gorgeous smile and give a better dream for tomorrow.

How to say marriage certificate in a circle of friends?

How to say marriage certificate in a circle of friends?

1, put down the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!

2. Men and women who get marriage certificates, just play around, close the door and start your baby-making plan!

3. Wait and wait, hope and hope, and finally get the marriage certificate. From then on, the couple said that life is not worrying!

After receiving the marriage certificate, my husband's first sentence was: Get things done tonight. ...

5, beauty is unlucky since ancient times, and there is no marriage certificate!

6, since ancient times, you have to wait until your next life to get a marriage certificate!

7, the blessing of a hundred years, how many men are heartbroken, it is lucky not to kneel on the washboard tonight!

8. Marriage certificate is much more reliable than a man's promise. Without it, you are playing house.

9. My husband took the marriage certificate and said in surprise: How did the marriage certificate change to this?

10, the revolution is successful, and the red flag can be lowered. Find a friend to play mahjong tonight, sleep by yourself.

1 1. It was raining outside when I got the marriage certificate. My husband looked at the sky and said how many sisters shed sad tears.

12, Xiao Ai said to Sheng Da: As long as you really marry me, I will have a good life with you.

13, my world doesn't allow you to disappear. I will love you no matter what the result is.

14, in my most beautiful years, I can meet you and give you the happiness I have.

15, thoughts that travel through time and space emerge with time, and your gentle side face is in your mind.

16. Speaking of love in my school days, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.

17, if your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.

18, the purpose of my approach to you is very simple, that is, I want to marry you and be good to you all my life.

19, sometimes. We didn't say anything, just hugged quietly.

20. The bubbles in the sun are colorful, just like I am happy every day.

2 1, the sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

I love you forever. I love you forever. I love you forever. Cherish me with my life. I love you.

23. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower, bathed in your warm sunshine.

24. You will live next door to my house in your next life. No different from my childhood friends.

25. Dear, your love, your persistence and your concern are the driving force for me to love you!

26. For Fan Xing of the Student Party, happiness means staying at home to screen EXO.

What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the companionship brought to the old people.

28. If you have love in your heart, say it out loud. Never take it to heart.

29. Loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.

30, the edge is slightly convergent, and the husband and wife are beautiful; There is no dispute about everything, and the couple are very warm. Personality signature in marriage

3 1, let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love you forever.

We all know better than anyone how many miles we have to walk, and we will be happy.

On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

34. After a hundred years, you can cross the boat together, and after a thousand years, you can sleep together. Congratulations on your happy marriage!

35. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

36. I am not the only woman in the world, but you chose me, which shows that I am the best for you.

37. Love each other and be happy forever, and be happy wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea!

38. I wish you a happy wedding and a better life together.

Falling in love with you is like eating chocolate, bitter, but full of deep sweetness.

Husband, I am not tall, daughter-in-law, it's okay, I can bend over for you …

4 1, daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.

42. Kissing you means loving you, and making you unreasonable means hurting you.

43. I want to be the lover of your life, and I want to be the concern of your life.

44. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

45. I will love you for a long time, from school uniform to wedding dress.

46. Every time we had a fierce argument, we really never left.

47. Yolk is happy because she has an eggshell that loves her.

48. How long is a life? I have loved you for so long all my life.

49. Happiness is like tears, which are fleeting, but leave lasting traces.

50. I will definitely wait for her until she turns white ... no regrets.

It's raining, and I want to make friends.

1. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

The sound of rain outside the window touched my writing invisibly. Rain falls from the boundless sky and silently invades every corner of the city.

The abundant rain in June disturbed the morning, and it poured down in the evening. Before the sun left, the wind gasped in the cascade of rain.

4. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

When it rains, I will think of my heroes in the first half of my life. I drove from Shanghai to Jiangsu just to give Luo Zijun an umbrella! Loving someone is not how much you say, but how much you do!

6. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

7. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

8. The rain outside the window began to drip and sing endlessly from yesterday until late at night, which kept me awake.

9. This season, this rain, has been a long time. I don't remember the traces of the rain. I don't know whether I forgot the rain or isolated myself.

10. There is a strong wind outside, and the blown branches are scattered all over the floor, and the dust on the ground is flying everywhere, which makes people unable to open their eyes.

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12. It's dark and dark clouds seem to be coming down. Grandma Sun also hid in fear, and Baiyun, who was just playing, ran home to sleep. I pulled my coat, afraid of the coming heavy rain on me, and ran desperately in the direction of home.

13. The raindrops kept ticking, with a slight chill, covering the whole world, including my heart.

14. It's foggy and raining. I want to scatter. I wrote down the richness, charm and smell of rain.

15. On a quiet night, when people were dreaming in bed, they suddenly made a loud noise, and then they heard the sound of dripping water in front of the eaves. Didi's rhythm is like a lullaby, louder and faster, and I fell asleep like I was hypnotized.

16. The distant mountains are hazy in the rain, and the majestic ridges are swaying in the rain.

17. The sky is gloomy and very cold. The grass bowed its head, the branches twisted and looked up, and found dark clouds gathering. Unexpectedly, it began to rain quietly.

18. It's drizzling and my mood is repeated. The aestheticism at this moment is a step of tracing back time and a quiet meditation.

19. It's cloudy again. Dalian has not seen the sun for a long time. It seems that in the rainy season in the south, it always rains, and it rains in Mao Mao. It's really a mess!

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

2 1. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

22. The sky is gloomy and very cold. Grass bowed its head, branches winding, looked up and found dark clouds gathering. Unexpectedly, the rain has started to rain quietly.

On a quiet night, when people were dreaming in bed, they suddenly made a loud noise, and then they heard the sound of dripping water in front of the eaves. Didi's rhythm is like a lullaby, louder and faster, and I fell asleep like I was hypnotized.

24. It is cloudy again. Dalian has not seen the sun for a long time. It seems to be the rainy season in the south. It always rains, and it rains in Mao Mao. It's really a mess!

25. When a gray cloud floats across the horizon, the raindrops that follow it also fall from that cloud.

26. There is such a long distance between heaven and earth, and dark clouds drift in the sky with the appearance of rain, leaving the village one by one.

27. Thin light rain falls slowly from the distant sky, and the leaves under the windowsill are dyed green by the rain.

28. The cold gray cloud covered the seven-color rainbow nine days away. It was trembling and raining.

29. Just like a gloomy child, the gray face in the sky gradually sank and was replaced by a heavy gray-black face. Naughty wind wandering around, gloating at people's mess. The tree shook its head helplessly.

30. The happy rain in spring changed the fields into new green, thoughts floated in the spring rain, and the mind was cultivated in the drizzle.

3 1. It's dark and dark clouds seem to be coming down. There are also deafening thunder and dazzling lightning from time to time, giving people a sense of terror.

32. A long-lost rain, dripping, although accompanied by a little chill, is still the softest movement.

33. It's dark and dark clouds seem to be coming down. There are also deafening thunder and dazzling lightning from time to time, giving people a sense of terror.

34. Dark clouds are squeezing the sky, covering up the scarlet just now, as if to collapse, and as if the whole world is silent. The cold wind shuttled rapidly, leaving people exclaiming. The delicate flowers and grass have been trembling and kneeling on the ground. It is the coming rain that casts a shadow in front of it!

35. I like this kind of weather. It rains a little, just don't take an umbrella. That's it, like fog and rain, cool, with a cool wind on a cloudy day, very comfortable and sober.

36. The dark clouds in the sky are flying, and I can't bear the feeling of being released. The people on the ground are greeted by the dark sky, gloomy and depressed, and there is always a sense of loss, and the mood also sinks. Cloudy days are a good time for people to think quietly. Cloudy days always portend rain; Soon, the rain fell from the sky, breaking this dreariness. The sky overhead glowed with gray-blue light, which sadly shone on the snow and buried a few hay in the vast white sea.

37. It's dark and dark clouds seem to be coming down. Grandma Sun also hid in fear, and Baiyun, who was just playing, ran home to sleep. I pulled my coat, afraid of the coming heavy rain on me, and ran desperately in the direction of home.

38. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

39. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

40. Before you touch the flowers and twist the grass, someone else has pulled it out.

How to say thank you to friends?

1, blue only after being washed by heavy rain; People only know what is sweet when they are in the most pain; Learn to cherish when you lose it. Thank you for knowing you in my life. You make my life shine!

Thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me. Please accept my most sincere wishes: peace, happiness, health and happiness all my life!

3. Thanks to life, it has given me great wealth and suffering. Let me always smile and face the wind and rain on my own life path, calmly deal with setbacks, share weal and woe, and gain and loss follow fate!

4. What should be abandoned is helplessness, and what should not be abandoned is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.

Never forget your loving smile, your encouraging eyes, your earnest teaching and your meticulous care. Dear teacher, send a message and wish you happy every day!

6. Thank you for the happiness you once gave me. Even if the cost of this happiness is so great, I will always cherish this relationship and cherish this memory. Thank you for everything you have done for me!

7. Thank you for accompanying me through the lost days; Thank you for listening to my nonsense when I am bored; Thank you for helping me when I was helpless; Thank you, my best and closest friend!

8. A happy life is inseparable from your company. Happiness lies in your appearance. Thank you, life is not lonely; Thank you, the distance is not far; Thank you, SMS!

9. You are my baby, my flower. Thank you for your help and concern.

10 Today is Thanksgiving. I prepared delicious turkey, sweet drinks and my heart and ring for you. Thanksgiving, would you like to stay with me forever?

1 1, your heart is open and kind, caring for my tender heart; You are tolerant and sincere, and forgive my childish and willful behavior; Your kind and gentle attitude melted my cold and indifferent appearance; Your spirit is optimistic and uplifting, which inspires my pessimistic and world-weary thoughts! Dear, thank you from the bottom of my heart!

12, since I got your care, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, get a clear spring in the boundless desert and find a flower in the rocks. How can I not thank you?

13, people always think about what they can't get, but don't cherish everything they have. In fact, the best are those that can never be obtained. Be realistic! Friend!

Today is Thanksgiving Day. I want to say thank you to all my friends who have helped me and my love. Thank you for coming into my life and making it complete and meaningful. I am willing to bring you infinite happiness with my life!

15, accompany me through those storms, thank you for encouraging me when I was most helpless, and thank you for staying with me at least when I was lonely, dear friend. I want to say, I really appreciate you accompanying me through so many miles of life!

16, brother, thank you for your concern and help all the time. I will remember your kindness to me.

17, in fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing. In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

18, thirsty, tired, drink red bull! Boring, boring, looking for a brother! This is what you often say to me. Language is light, friendship is heavy. Every time I think of it, there will be a trace of warmth.

19, I received your phone call unexpectedly. Ordinary words moistened my heart, and I benefited a lot from the kind reminder. I sincerely thank you for your heartfelt concern, and I wish you all the best, because it is really good for everyone.

20. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! . Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again.

Americans thank God for giving them enough food on Thanksgiving Day. I also want to thank God for spending Thanksgiving with me because of you!

22. Thanks to all the brothers and sisters who were collectively owned from the beginning; Thank you for your tolerance, care, patience and love; Because everyone has their own temper, ideas and practices; But in fact, we are all the same, all to prove the value of personal life.

23. Thanks to the mobile company for giving me this opportunity, thanks to my parents for making me so smart, thanks to the mobile phone production and operation dealers for giving me such a good mobile phone, and thanks for sending you this short message when I am bored!

24. Beautiful words reveal sincerity and blessings; Appreciate your work = appreciate your inner beauty and kindness. Your taste and personality deserve our study and our grateful life. Thanks for knowing!

25. Blow the most sincere blessing wind to your side, turn the most sincere greetings into rain, float to your window, turn my thanks into thousands of words, and pray for your eternal happiness.

Thank you for your concern for us! May all happiness accompany you, and wish you good health and all the best!

27, the night is deep, missing heart wandering in the air, no matter how far apart we are, at least we can enjoy the same starlight! Thank you for every moment in my life!

28. In the busy and intertwined years, I will cherish this friendship forever, and say a blessing gently, but there are thousands of words in my heart. I just want a warm post and send my heartfelt wishes. My space is beautiful because of you. Thank you all the way!

29. The sky is beautiful because of clouds, mountains and rivers, flowers and green leaves, and life is beautiful because of you. Thank you, my best friend. May our friendship last forever.

30. There are no flowery words or sweet words, but my gratitude to you will not diminish.

3 1, thank you for coming into my life and playing the role of a friend. Maybe you are not the only best, but you are the best in my life!

The most precious gift you gave me-sincere friendship, is like a bright star in the Milky Way where I live.

I will cherish this friendship forever in the busy and intertwined years. I speak softly, but I can't say a thousand words in my heart. I only wish to send my heartfelt wishes to my post. My space is beautiful because of you. Thank you for coming all the way.

34. The breeze blows away your locked brows and lets all your troubles fly back. Please don't chase you back just because you want to run forward, because happiness is ahead!

35. There is a path. As long as you keep going, there will be countless scenery.