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The joke told by teacher Ju Ping.
"Yiyao Jiang is not your own son after all. Let's have another one while we are still young. "
Shuo Yang turned and hugged Ju Ping after hearing this sentence.
"I didn't marry you to have children. Yi Yao is my own son. "
Ju Ping held her husband's hand and shed tears.
Speaking of CCTV hosts,
We can think of those famous CCTV "pillars".
Dong Qing, Kang Hui, Sa Beining and so on.
They not only have extremely high professional competence in hosting,
And the emotional intelligence is still very high, so the audience loves them very much.
But one host didn't think of it for the first time.
But you must know her name,
This person is Ju Ping, the host of CCTV Children's Channel.
She presided over the jigsaw puzzle, windmill and comic book world.
It is the memory of many people's childhood.
I still remember when I was a child, I couldn't wait for the windmill to start broadcasting at six o'clock in the evening.
At that time, Juping called herself "Sister Juping".
Her hosting style is very kind, just like a big sister next door.
Now more than twenty years have passed, and "Sister Juping" has become "Grandma Juping".
Now she and her husband are so loving and sweet that they not only regard her and her ex-husband's children as their own,
Gave up having another child.
Although Ju Ping's present career and feelings are enviable,
In fact, she also has an unforgettable failed relationship.
Before becoming a CCTV host,
Ju Ping didn't contact the host, and he didn't go to college.
Then how did she get into CCTV, the top unit of the host industry?
The reason is related to her childhood experience.
1966 Ju Ping was born in Beijing, the capital of the imperial city, and his innate advantages have surpassed many people.
She has been an obedient and sensible child since she was a child.
At that time, some families in the countryside, because there were many brothers and sisters at home,
Sister has to help her parents take care of her younger brother and sister.
Juping is her sister.
When I was a child, all the children in the neighborhood liked to play with Ju Ping.
Because she is a little old, the neighbors are relieved to give her the child.
Obedient and sensible, share housework for parents,
Even the neighbors praised Juping as a good boy.
But Ju Ping is a "careless" in his studies.
A simple math problem can be understood by others, but only Ju Ping can't do it.
The mother is very worried about her daughter's future.
So I studied this math problem thoroughly first, and then I taught Ju Ping how to do it.
In order to set a good example for her daughter to ask questions,
Mother personally took Ju Ping and math problems to visit the teacher's house.
During that time, Ju Ping's grades finally improved.
But by junior high school, the subject knowledge has become much deeper.
The mother can't always pay attention to her daughter's study.
It is more difficult to study in Juping, where the foundation is not solid.
After the results of the senior high school entrance examination came out, I saw that mathematics was only a few tens.
Mother is worried that she didn't go to school.
Parents think that a girl is very proud to be a teacher when she grows up.
Plus Ju Ping likes to play with children since he was a child.
So her parents sent her to Beijing Kindergarten Normal School.
Ju Ping was glad that he didn't have to study complicated mathematics at last.
Because it is his favorite major, Ju Ping is also willing to study hard.
Ju Ping studies hard at school,
After class, she learned that CCTV was enrolling students to form a choir.
So she did not hesitate to sign up.
It was this small decision that made Ju Ping meet someone who changed her life.
In the choir of dozens of people, Ju Ping is the most humble one.
On the first day, the leader asked everyone to briefly introduce the camera.
Many are facing the camera for the first time.
Nervousness is inevitable.
Many people stand on the podium and say that they are not going well.
Some girls blushed shyly without saying two words.
When it was Juping's turn, she generously walked onto the stage. After standing still, she calmly adjusted her clothes.
He introduced his hometown, school and so on.
And Ju Ping's life is "Bole", sitting in the teacher's seat under the stage.
This "Bole" is Chen Duo, who was a photographer of the choir at that time.
Of course, the identity of the person who can change Ju Ping's life cannot be so simple.
Another identity of Chen Duo is the host of CCTV.
When he saw Ju Ping's unusual camera sense just now, he thought she was a good host.
Then Chen Duo often chats with Ju Ping.
From constant contact, Chen Duo found that Ju Ping seems to have a kind of magic.
Can make all the children like her.
Plus, as a kindergarten teacher, she is good at interacting with children.
At that time, CCTV was preparing a children's program.
When Chen Duo learned the news, he felt that the host of this program must be Ju Ping.
So he called Ju Ping and asked her if she had any plans to be a host.
Ju Ping never wanted to change careers before.
She didn't promise Chen Duo at once because she was worried that she couldn't do the job well.
Then Ju Ping told his parents about it.
My mother is very open-minded and tells her that this is an opportunity in her life, so we should take it well.
In this way, Ju Ping agreed to Chen Duo's invitation and came to CCTV.
During the interview, the leaders were satisfied with her appearance and hosting the typhoon.
But the only thing that doesn't meet their requirements is education.
Ju Ping only has a technical secondary school education, but the interview requires a junior college education or above.
Just when the top brass decided to choose someone else,
Chen Duo deliberately put in a good word for Ju Ping, and Ju Ping successfully entered the door of CCTV.
1984 Ju Ping was transferred to the Youth Department of CCTV to host the program.
The following year, a brand-new children's program "Tangram" produced by CCTV was broadcast.
Ju Ping will naturally play the role of the host.
After the broadcast, Ju Ping didn't hit Chen Duo in the face.
The children all like this "Sister Juping" with a kind smile on her face.
Not only children like it, but also many parents like the host very much.
Her excellent hosting professional ability has also been recognized by the leaders.
Since then, Ju Ping, who just entered the business, has been highly valued by the leaders in Taiwan Province.
1989 She stepped onto the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.
It is one in a million that the host can work in CCTV.
Moreover, it is rare to stand out from many host elites and host the Spring Festival Evening.
Subsequently, CCTV launched a brand-new children's program "Big Windmill".
There is no doubt that it will be hosted by Ju Ping.
At this point, she has become the "number one person" of the children's channel.
This program is also very classic. There should be many people who can sing the theme song now.
"Big windmill, creaking."
At that time, communication was not developed, and the program ended with a letter from the audience.
When Ju Ping was hosting Windmill, he received letters from audiences all over the country every day.
Are loyal little viewers of some programs.
Ju Ping always put away the letters he received and took them home to read them carefully.
In the letter, all the children regard Ju Ping as their distant friend.
Tell Ju Ping all the interesting things and troubles in his life.
Once, the loyal audience of this program wrote and said,
Sister Juping changed her hairstyle, and she didn't even know her.
It turned out that during that time, Juping permed her hair and immediately restored it when she saw the letter.
She maintained her appearance when she first appeared on TV, which lasted for 38 years.
Ju Ping, whose career was smooth from 65438 to 0990, also welcomed her love.
At that time, she had just hosted the Spring Festival Gala and was a hot star at that time.
I didn't accompany my parents on New Year's Eve, so I went back to my parents' home after I was busy.
Ju Ping hasn't returned to his hometown for a long time.
When she has nothing to do, she wanders in the street.
When she passed a shoe store, she saw the novelty in the window and went into the store to have a look.
I took a fancy to some pairs of shoes, but I didn't have her size.
At this time, the manager suggested that he could contact the manufacturer for customization, but Ju Ping wanted to refuse when he found it troublesome.
However, I couldn't bear the manager's enthusiasm, so I agreed.
The manager is Ju Ping's husband Jiang Qixing.
He is a veteran. After leaving the army, he went home to run a shoe factory.
A few days later, Ju Ping received a strange package.
When I opened it, there were more than twenty pairs of shoes in her size.
After staying at home for a few days, she has forgotten all about it.
Seeing that the manager treated the guests so carefully, Ju Ping decided to thank him.
Jiang Qixing, who has long been attracted by Ju Ping, naturally wants to seize this opportunity.
Since then, Jiang Qixing has been getting along with Ju Ping as a friend.
Because Jiang Qixing and Ju Ping's parents are very close,
Whenever Ju Ping is too busy to go home from work,
Jiang Qixing occasionally visits his parents.
In the long run, Ju Ping's parents took a fancy to this filial young man.
Ju Ping can also feel Jiang Qixing's concern for himself.
Ju Ping doesn't like him very much, and he doesn't hate him very much.
Seeing that she was going to get married and start a family, her parents began to urge Juping.
Facing the right candidate, Jiang Qixing, Ju Ping promised her parents.
199 1 25-year-old Ju Ping married Jiang Qixing.
The following year, Ju Ping gave birth to a big fat boy named Yiyao Jiang.
After having children, Ju Ping couldn't bury herself in her work as before, but she didn't complain.
It may be because her ancestral home is in Shandong, and this family is also a model of a good wife and mother.
Ju Ping is always a paying role at home.
There are many married men who think housework is a woman's patent.
Never take the initiative to help his wife share.
Jiang Qixing is such a man, but Ju Ping doesn't care.
Once a friend of Juping came to visit, and Juping was busy cleaning up the housework.
And Jiang Qixing is sitting on the sofa drinking tea leisurely.
Juping has the habit of not using a mop. She thinks the mop is not clean.
Every time she mopped the floor, she knelt on the ground with a rag and wiped the house from the inside out.
Jiang Qixing sat on the sofa and directed Ju Ping.
"Hey, it's so dirty here." "There is also very dirty. Didn't you see it? "
My friend sat there and didn't even dare to look, so he made an excuse and left.
After having a child, Ju Ping felt the pressure doubled.
I have to look after my son while working.
Since Jiang Qixing got married, not only has there been no progress, but even the shoe factory he once operated is gradually abandoned.
He thinks that his wife earns more money anyway, so she doesn't have to go out by herself.
In the face of her husband's lack of progress, Ju Ping was patient again and again.
There's nothing wrong with taking a step back and thinking about it.
But Jiang Qixing's performance once again disappointed Ju Ping.
CCTV is busy with work, so it is difficult for Ju Ping, the top leader, to come out.
Every day when I go out, I tell my husband to take good care of his son.
But when Ju Ping came home after a hard day's work, he found his son crying hoarse.
Jiang Qixing just wants to lie in bed and play games.
This kind of life is doomed not to last long. When Jiang Yiyao was seven years old, Ju Ping filed for divorce.
Ju Ping is a good wife and mother in this marriage.
Jiang Qixing is neither a good husband nor a good father.
After the divorce, Ju Ping and her son lived alone.
During the day, she shuttled through the CCTV building. She is a powerful and capable woman.
After work, she was in a hurry to pick up her son from school in person.
During this period, Ju Ping also participated in the host professional competition organized by CCTV.
Ju Ping also signed up and won the first place in the professional group.
She proved that she is not just playing with children, king of the children.
But also a serious host with excellent professional ability.
Until 2009, Ju Ping had been divorced for more than ten years, and her parents were worried about her.
Seeing his son grow up, Ju Ping felt it was time to think about himself.
She promised a blind date arranged by her parents.
In this way, Juping welcomed the person she wanted to spend her life with, Shuoyang.
When they first met, they made an appointment in a restaurant, during which Shuoyang poured water and washed vegetables for Ju Ping.
Gentleman's demeanor is everywhere, leaving a good impression on Ju Ping.
Later, when they got to know each other better, Juping felt that Shuoyang was a person who could think of her.
At least Shuo Yang knows how to put himself in the other's shoes. He not only thinks about Ju Ping,
And every time we meet, he will bring a gift to Yiyao Jiang.
Ju Ping has not established a relationship with him, and Yiyao Jiang has accepted this uncle.
Persuaded by the people around him, Ju Ping finally agreed to Shuo Yang's proposal.
Ju Ping used to do all the housework alone.
Now, after work, I do housework and cook.
With Shuo Yang, Ju Ping felt more relaxed than ever.
Maybe this is what it feels like to be loved.
Although Ju Ping is married for the second time and has children of her own, Shuoyang is married for the first time.
Ju Ping thinks he has the right to have his own children.
But Shuoyang rejected Ju Ping.
Shuoyang thinks that having a baby with Ju Ping will hurt Yiyao Jiang.
He has always loved Yiyao Jiang as if he were his own son.
So it doesn't matter whether you have children or not.
Shuoyang is willing to serve as the logistics support for the mother and son.
First drive Ju Ping to work, and then drive Yiyao Jiang to school.
Every time I mention my present family, Ju Ping always smiles happily.
Parents are also very pleased that their daughter finally found her own happiness.
Now that her son Yiyao Jiang is about to grow up,
People are very concerned about how Ju Ping, as the host of children's channel, educates children.
Ju Ping has no good plans for his son's education.
The word "stocking" is her wonderful way to raise children.
She believes that boys should learn to be independent as early as possible and not rely on adults.
She regards her son as a friend,
Communicate with your son from an equal angle and attach importance to his opinions.
After finishing college in China, Yiyao Jiang decided to go abroad for further study.
This is my son's first trip.
After packing everything, she stood at the door and said goodbye to her son.
Shuo Yang asked her to see her son off at the airport, but Ju Ping refused.
She thinks that saying goodbye at home is no different from saying goodbye at the airport.
My son is not surprised. He has long been used to his mother's education.
His mother was busy with work since childhood, and most of the time he was put in foster care at his grandmother's house.
When a son grows up, it is inevitable to fall in love with his beloved girl.
Ju Ping once caught her son dating his girlfriend.
Ju Ping still has a set of standards for future daughter-in-law.
It's best to do housework like her.
But my son and mother have different ideas.
I've met my parents several times, but I haven't been in love.
Ju Ping was also worried about his son's marriage, but Yiyao Jiang didn't take it to heart.
Perhaps because of the influence of his family background, Yiyao Jiang lost his father's love at an early age.
This made Yiyao Jiang very cautious about his marriage.
It's too late to decide now.
Ju Ping was anxious to get angry when he saw his son, who was almost 30 years old.
Shuo Yang advised Ju Ping there that it was urgent.
Children grow up and have their own plans.
Now, Ju Ping is 56 years old, and she has gradually faded out of people's sight.
Like an ordinary retired aunt, she visits the vegetable market and takes a walk every day.
Some time ago, someone ran into Ju Ping and sent a photo with her on the Internet.
It has been found that the former "Sister Ju Ping" has become an old lady.
People have spit out her misfortune in her later years, and her face value has fallen sharply.
But you know, she is now a middle-aged and elderly person in her fifties.
It's normal to look a little old, but no one can be young forever.
Compared with those stars who have plastic surgery to stay young,
Ju Ping can accept that she is old and elegant.
Now Ju Ping no longer hosts children's programs.
But she left a deep impression on the childhood of a generation.
Although she experienced a failed marriage, she found her own happiness anyway.
Although life in Ju Ping has not experienced ups and downs,
But this is more like the life of most people around us.
I hope we can all reap our own happiness like Ju Ping!
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