Please give me some short jokes that are not vulgar to amuse girls. ...

Fool Someone went to the zoo to see the orangutan. He saluted the orangutan first, and the orangutan imitated it. When someone bows to an orangutan, the orangutan will imitate. Someone was overjoyed and scratched his eyelids at the gorilla. Unexpectedly, the gorilla did not imitate him, but slapped him. Someone asked the keeper angrily, and the keeper told him that in orangutan language, scraping the eyelids means calling the other person a fool, so the orangutan wanted to hit him. It dawned on sb. The next day, someone went to the zoo for revenge. He saluted and bowed to the orangutan, and the orangutan also saluted, so he took out a big stick and hit himself on the head and gave it to the orangutan. Unexpectedly, the orangutan did not imitate this time, but scratched his eyelids! That's not the point. "Fire! Fire fighting! " There was an urgent and panic cry for help on the phone. "Where is it?" Asked the operator of the fire brigade. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we get to your house?" "Don't you have a fire truck?" When my uncle came to visit, Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys." Mother immediately angered: "What are you looking at? Your uncle is here, what zoo are you going to! " The wife who fled to Taiwan Province asked her husband to record the recipes broadcast on the radio, and he did it seriously. When the wife saw it, it was such a recipe: "My arms droop naturally, take a cup of flour, put it on my shoulders, lift my legs and stand on tiptoe;" Mix with half a cup of milk and repeat six times; Inhale hard, add half a teaspoon of baking powder, put down your legs and beat two eggs evenly at the same time; Exhale naturally and put it in a plate after eating. Pay attention to lying flat on the floor and rolling back and forth in the egg whites of two eggs until boiling. After ten minutes, take out the pot, wipe your body carefully with a towel, breathe evenly, then put on a sweater and serve it with tomato soup. " It took the wife a long time to realize that this was the result of radio channeling. A man who speaks without thinking dances with a lady. Man: "Are you married?" Miss: "Not yet. "Man:" Do you have children? " The young lady was furious and left. The man thought, you can't ask this question next time. Then he went on dancing with a woman. Man: "Do you have children?" Woman: "There are two. "Man:" So are you married? " Photo One day, Wang, the deputy county magistrate, went to the countryside to inspect his work. To show that he went deep into the masses, he came to the pigsty. In the herd, he patted the pig's head and touched the pig's back, which was very serious. At this time, Xiao Ruo, who came with him to the county propaganda station, felt that this shot was precious, so he took it with a click and was nominated as "Wang and Pig, Deputy County Magistrate". Prepare to publish in the county newspaper. The next day, the stationmaster of the propaganda station saw this photo and thought the title was not good, so he changed it to "Pig and Deputy County Magistrate Wang" and sent it to the newspaper. The editor of the newspaper saw this photo and thought the title was not good, so he changed it again. On the third day, the newspaper was published. What stands out from the original is the photo taken by Xiaoruo, which reads: "The third from the left is Wang County". A slip of the tongue made a gentleman late for dinner. After sitting down in a hurry, I saw the roast suckling pig in front of me, so I was happy to say; Not bad, I sat next to the suckling pig. As soon as I spoke, I found a fat woman glaring at each other. He quickly smiled and said sorry, I mean the cooked one. "In the anatomy class, there are five hearts on the anatomy table, one of which is at least four times larger than the others. The classmate whispered, "This person must have died of pleural effusion." "This person must have died of myocarditis. His heart has become so thick that it must be inflamed. " "This person must be a myocardial infarction, left and right ventricles are hypertrophy. "The teacher said," In order to let the students see more clearly, I specially prepared a big cow heart today. . . "classmate:! @#@#$%^&； One day in anatomy class, the teacher couldn't find the pointer, so he picked out a person's upper arm from the anatomy table, held it up, pointed to the blackboard and said, "Let's talk about the next question. " .。 . . My wife and I were walking down the street with our three-month-old grandson. An old woman came up to her and said, "He's so cute. How old is he? " Before I could answer, my wife said modestly, "I will be sixty-five in two months." "