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I wonder if 700 idioms and allusions will be laughed at.

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Four words Chapter 14 (5)

Later generations used "penniless" to mean extremely stingy people.

■ blockbuster

Historical Records? Biography of Funny Stories: Chunyu Kun said, "The state-owned big bird stops at Junting. After three years of silence, how much does the king know about this bird? "Wang said," This bird can fly without flying. It can soar in the sky. If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster. "

During the Warring States Period, there was a man named Chunyu Kun in the State of Qi who was eloquent. After Qi Weiwang acceded to the throne, he was addicted to debauchery, and the governors of various countries took the opportunity to invade.

When Chunyu Kun saw Qi Weiwang, he said implicitly, "Your Majesty, there is a big bird in the court. For three years, it neither flies nor sings. Why? " Knowing that he was persuading himself, Qi Weiwang said, "This big bird, if it doesn't fly, will fly to the sky;" If it doesn't ring, it will be amazing. " In order to practice what he said, from then on, Qi Weiwang began to seriously rectify state affairs.

First of all, Qi Weiwang summoned officials from all over the country to give rewards and punishments, set out to rectify the army and establish the prestige of the country with strong force. After hearing the news, the rulers of all countries were shocked. Not only did they dare not invade again, but they even returned all the land they had occupied to Qi.

Since then, later generations have used "blockbusters" to represent ordinary performances at ordinary times, but later it was ...