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Taoqiwang 400-word composition

In daily study, work or life, everyone is familiar with writing. Writing can exercise our habit of being alone, calm our minds and think about our future direction. What kind of composition can be called an excellent composition? The following is a 400-word naughty composition I collected for you, for reference only, and I hope it will help you.

Naughty king 400-word composition 1 naughty king, guess who it is? That's me! Naughty may be a boy's nature, but the naughty nickname is on one of my children.

I paid a heavy price for being naughty. That day, I went to school and saw a bicycle in the corridor, so I thought, if I leave it illegally, I will be cured. So, I opened my schoolbag, took out a sharp pencil and stabbed it hard on the valve core of the rear wheel of the car. Bang, the tire burst, and I ate a lot of car gas. But I thought the sound was nice, so I stared at the front wheel again. I was about to start work, but I heard footsteps. I think I'm wearing roller skates-run. Just ran to the school gate, "Oh, my bag!" " "My schoolbag was gone when I went back. I have to go home empty-handed. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my aunt living on the fifth floor talking to her mother, and her schoolbag was put aside. When my mother saw me, it was like a rain in the clear sky during the day, which made me feel like a bolt from the blue. She also said: "Go to school first and settle accounts with you in the afternoon. I took Jin Doudou to school, but I was still late. Not only was he criticized by the teacher, but he was also treated by the "French" when he went home.

Gradually, I became a minor celebrity and a naughty boy in the yard. I know better at school.

When I sweep the floor, it is a dust maker. ......

Hey! I am such a person, can you make friends with me?

Naughty Ghost King 400-word composition 2 Our class's "Naughty Ghost King" has a thunderous reputation, and he has everything naughty.

He has short hair like a hedgehog, and his roots stand up like lightning rods. His eyes are round like two bells. He laughed, and two rows of teeth were like peeled almonds. When his eyes rolled, a trick appeared. When he laughed, he appeared with malice.

On my birthday, he went to my house to spend a day with me and mysteriously said to me, "I bought you a bottle of coke as a birthday present at that time!" " "I thought to myself: Is this cheating? He is a famous naughty king in our class. But seeing that he is so sincere, there should be no fraud! When he saw that I didn't respond, he said it again sincerely. He pretended to be angry and said, "Don't forget." I quickly said happily, "OK, OK, I will." He smiled mysteriously again and said, "why don't you open it and drink?" "As soon as I twisted the bottle cap, all the cola was sprayed on my face. I became chicken soup, but he fluttered back and forth happily. Once, my face was full of coke! I thought he was up to no good from the beginning, and sure enough! Seeing him happy, I told myself a hundred times: I will never trust him again.

Not only in life, but also in class.

Take that incident as an example. Everyone was listening carefully and the classroom was quiet! The teacher asked me to get up and answer the questions, but he quietly took my stool. I answered the question without knowing it. As soon as I sat down, I fell to my knees like a little turtle. The whole class burst into laughter and my face turned red and white. However, the naughty king is happier than them. ...

You see, is the naughty king in our class worthy of the name? He took part in every naughty thing?

Friendship is rows of tables, I am at this end and he is at that end. After a long time, like an altar of wine, the more it is brewed, the more fragrant it becomes. Speaking of friendship, I have to mention my deskmate No.1-"Naughty King". Like a soldering iron, he left an indelible mark on my heart.

A pair of thick eyebrows, two sparkling eyes like black gems and dark skin like chocolate make up a naughty and hateful deskmate. He is a "naughty king" that can be compared with the tank of Octopus Primary School.

Why is it called "naughty king"? Because his character is inseparable from the word naughty.

Once in class, I was called up by the teacher to answer questions. While I was still answering questions, he quickly kicked my chair out with his "Scud" at lightning speed. I didn't realize it at the time. After answering the question, I suddenly sat down. "Bang-"I fell, and everyone around me laughed when I fell, while he whistled and gloated. It's hateful. A few days later. I thought he would stop for two days, but who would have thought that he actually locked my lock on my pencil case and changed his password himself, which really made me laugh and cry.

Although he is very naughty, sometimes he seems to be a different person and loves to help others. He will help others when they are hurt; Will help others when others can't carry this book; Will help the teacher when handing out notebooks.

My deskmate "Naughty King" has both advantages and disadvantages. He will always be the most dazzling star among my many deskmates and will always be branded in my heart.

I believe there is a kind of person in every class! Yes, the naughty king who is indispensable in every class. They are all very naughty, and their grades are not so good. They are particularly naughty and disgusting in the eyes of classmates and teachers. Our class is no exception, there is also a famous naughty king, but the naughty king in our class is admirable, because he has great courage, keeps calm in times of crisis, and has courage unimaginable to ordinary people, which is admirable!

I remember once, we had a quiet class in the classroom and listened attentively to the teacher's knowledge. At this time, a prominent voice broke the silence of the classroom and caused a panic: "Ah, ah! What is that! " It turned out to be Li Xiaojian, a good student in our class. He said he meant a place at hand. Everyone is not interested in attending classes. Looking at the place he pointed to, it turned out to be a spider, not too big, a little bigger than the fingernail, but actually wandering around. It caused everyone's panic, and someone shouted: "Ah! How is it a spider? My mother says spiders bite. Even more frightening, they are poisonous. Being bitten can be fatal! "

This sentence is even more frightening to everyone. No one wants to stand up and stop the scene and drive away the boring spiders. At this time, the naughty king of our class stood up and said calmly, "Don't be afraid. It's okay. This spider won't bite! Just take something away! " With the sound, he picked up a draft book on the desk, stood up, drove away the spider and escaped from the classroom. Looking at his actions, everyone was relieved and admired him involuntarily.

It turns out that the sea can't be measured, and people can't judge people by their appearances. Some naughty kings also have their bright spot-courage. We should learn from them!

Who is the naughty king of our class? Everyone will surely say with one voice, "It's Zhao Jiazheng." Haha, you are right. It's Zhao Who in the whole school doesn't know that Zhao is the naughty king of our class? Do you know where the Zhao family is? You will definitely say that you don't know, I don't know, let me tell you!

On Monday, we arrived at the music classroom on time for music class. The roads in Zhao Yi are quiet. I'm surprised. You don't say! Zhao once made a scene. Why is he so nice today? I'm a little skeptical. What is Zhao's plan? Teacher Ding let the boys go first. I felt a little cold, so I put on my coat. Suddenly Zhao shouted, "robbed, robbed!" "I was startled by him. My whole body was mixed and my mouth was wide open. I was angry, and the tiger didn't lose his temper. You think I'm a sick cat! I can't wait to go up and punch him, but this is a class and I can't hit him. I have to take it to heart and settle accounts with you after class. I'll beat you into a meat pie after class. I think, how can the teacher not hear such a loud voice? The expression on Miss Ding's face told me that she was angry. She detained the star. Miss Ding said that a star would be detained today. If we don't detain the stars, the songs we learned today will come out to perform. Everyone will know. Fortunately, we are all out, or we will be scolded by Teacher Ding again.

Zhao still plays and reads in English class ... and is criticized by the teacher in music, sports and beauty class. He did all this. This is Zhao, the naughty king of our class.

Wilson is a clever and naughty boy. He likes to wear a blue dress, bright eyes, black eyebrows and a round face. He is so cute when he smiles. His nose is short and thick, and his nostrils are slightly upturned, which smells a little naughty. The strangest thing is his ears, and he can also hear distant movements. Whenever he plays a prank and hears the teacher's footsteps, he will sit up straight at once.

One day grandpa was cooking soup in the kitchen. He wanted to learn, so he took him to teach. Grandpa said, "You are too young to make soup. Go for a walk and watch your TV. " As soon as he got angry, he ran to the living room and turned on the TV. He watched "Lonely Home" on TV, and he wanted to be a child on TV. But grandpa wouldn't let him be responsible, and he flew into a rage. As soon as Grandpa walked out of the kitchen, he ran to the kitchen and added a lot of salt to the soup. When it was time to eat, grandpa asked him to drink soup. He said, "I drank too much water and my stomach was swollen." I won't drink it. " Grandpa took a sip of soup. "Bah, what a salty soup!" " "Grandpa shouted, beside him, he was still secretly laughing, and grandpa stared at him.

At school, he is also very naughty. Once, he was sneaking around in the grass at school, as if looking for something. "Ah, I finally found a magic weapon to deal with female students in our class." Wilson said to himself excitedly. He carefully put the magic weapon into the gift box and ran to the classroom. All I saw in my class was Liu Yuxin who was as timid as a mouse. Wilson rolled his eyes, stepped forward, smiled and said to Liu Yuxin, "I have a beautiful box for you." Later, Wilson opened the gift box. When Liu Yuxin saw it, he shouted, "Ah, it's watermelon worms." Liu Yuxin was scared to tears by him.

Tell me, is Wilson a naughty boy?

Speaking of who is the most naughty in our class, everyone must say "Wang Zhenyu" with one voice, but he is the most difficult to discipline in our class. Let me introduce him to you!

Wang Zhenyu turns 10 this year. He is tall, neither fat nor thin. He is very handsome. He has a flat head, a round face, big eyes and a Zhang Taotao mouth under his nose.

Look, everyone, here comes the naughty king again. He took a watermelon skin from nowhere and put it at the door. The naughty king waited a while, and the students came one after another. Every student avoided watermelon skin, because the students knew that the naughty king was naughty. Seeing him sitting there, he must be playing tricks.

The students were all sitting in their seats, and the naughty king Wang Zhenyu thought for a moment: Ah! Why didn't the students slip? Is there something wrong with my plan? At this moment, we suddenly heard a scream. We watched and kept our eyes open for a long time because our head teacher slipped. After that, the monitor helped the class teacher up. The head teacher sat in the chair and said angrily, "Who put the watermelon skin at the door?" Students, look at me, and I look at you. Finally, I turned my eyes to the naughty king. The naughty king said, "It's me, why?" The teacher was furious and said, "If you read 1200, you will be punished." The naughty king went out and pretended to read a book.

Look, this is the naughty king of our class.

Naughty King Li Chong is a naughty king wanted all over the world.

Li Chong, he is not handsome at all. However, he likes to wear an elastic blue sweater with a big dinosaur on it, and a pair of black slacks. His hair is like a brush. At first glance, it is extremely hard. Two small eyebrows are faint, and below them are a pair of small eyes, purring as if remembering something. Big nose, not tall, sniffing around like a puppy, as if looking for something.

He started making trouble again. During the break, the students are playing games. At this time, a strange smile came, "ah! No, the ultimate game is coming. " I saw Li hit his head in a crowded place and leaned down with a whoosh, like an arrow leaving the string, and quickly plunged again, rushing around. The students can't continue the game well, so they have to change places again. But he still wouldn't give up and walked around among his classmates with the harassment method. The students were angry and gnashed their teeth, but there was nothing they could do, so they had to go back to the classroom.

Li's collision with such an "eternal sinner" was not rewarded and was finally punished. One day, he was doing his homework at home, writing and writing. He is always bored. First he played with pencils, then he wanted to break through the city. He picked some books from the bookshelf and put them very high, almost as high as the door. He holds a stick as a sword and an umbrella as a shield. "Ah-go!" "Ha ha! Break the city gate! " "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." In retrospect, he had to accept the punishment.

You know this naughty king.

One day, little monkey Sun Xiaosheng went to Shili Pavilion to play. On the way, he met Little Bear, who happened to be going to Shili Pavilion. Along the way, Sun Xiaosheng jumped around, even jumping around on the rocks in the stream. The bear said, "Little Saint, come down quickly. What if you fall into the stream and get soaked? " Before Sun Xiaosheng jumped off the stone, Bell persuaded many people.

Soon the Shili Pavilion will arrive, and the little saint looks around and sees the pavilion is resplendent and magnificent, with the top shining like agate and bright red columns standing upright in the pavilion. There is a cool breeze in the pavilion, and birds and flowers are singing outside. The little saint and the little bear couldn't help saying, "This is a paradise on earth." The little saint pulled out a hair, blew it, turned it into a writing brush, and wrote on the post: Sun Xiaosheng is coming. The bear saw it and said, "Don't scribble." But it was too late, and the little saint had already written the words.

Afterwards, the bear accused the little saint of saying, "You shouldn't scribble. Do you think this column is not as good as before? " The environment around us needs everyone's care. Only with the concerted efforts of Qi Xin can we protect the environment. "The little saint who plays with skin is embarrassed to lower his head and hang down his high tail, feeling that he should not scribble on public property. Therefore, children, we should also remember not to scribble on public property.

Naughty ghost king 400-word composition 10 I know a naughty ghost king, and he is my brother Zhu Donglai.

He is tall and his skin is a little dark. As soon as his big eyes turned, a bad idea came out, but he looked handsome.

Once in front of grandma's house, the adults let us eat sugar cane. He said loudly, "No!" My brother Ding Shengxian and I both went. My brother was greedy and said, "Zheng Qian, bring me a crutch. "I just took a pale yellow cane. Brother sat on the chair with his legs crossed, took a bite and said, "Ding Shengxian, bring me the trash can." Ding Sheng ran home first and got the trash can. Brother just takes a bite and spits. He always pretends to be the boss in front of us, which is really annoying.

Grandma keeps a little dog named Pepper, and we all like it very much. One day, it ate the poisonous steamed stuffed bun thrown by the bad guys and died. In order not to make my brother sad, my brother's mother didn't tell him about it. On the weekend, he came to his grandmother's house to play and found that "Chili" was gone. He looked all over the yard, but he didn't see it many times. So he ran to ask his grandmother. Grandma told her brother the news that the puppy was poisoned, and his tears immediately fell like broken pearls. He cried all day until his grandfather comforted him and said, "My grandfather's friend's dog mother is going to have a puppy." At that time, we will bring one back. " Brother stopped crying.

My brother is very naughty and caring!

Naughty ghost king 400-word composition 1 1 When it comes to the title of "naughty ghost king", it is Lin Yulin. Maybe you are still confused, but after I introduce you, you will know what is going on.

Speaking of Lin Yulin, he enjoys himself everywhere, just like a ranger. Any time is his good time, and any place is his playground, even in class.

I remember once in an English class, my classmates were busy when suddenly there was a strange "whoosh" sound behind me, and I couldn't help turning around. Listen, hey! I saw Lin Yulin holding a straw in his right hand and a small blue ball in the other hand, which he put on the straw. Then, while Mr. Su was not paying attention, he tried his best to blow it.

Look, he is playing again. I saw him bulging his cheeks, bowing his thin body, staring at a pair of big eyes, looking around, and then putting a straw mouth into his mouth and blowing gently. "Whoosh-"Ha, the ball flew up and rolled up and down with the blowing air!

Suddenly, Miss Su seemed to notice something and suddenly turned around. Lin Yulin is also good. She reacted quickly, put things in the desk with lightning speed and made a face. ...

There are many similar things that happened to the naughty king Lin Yulin, so I won't say them one by one today. So, is this "glorious" title worthy of the name on him?

Naughty king 400-word composition 12 "pa! There was a loud noise from my brother's room. There is no doubt that the battle between brother and dog began.

I quietly came to the door of my brother's room and looked inside. I saw my brother's eyes wide open, slippers in his hand, and said to the dog, "If you come again, I'll be welcome." Although the dog didn't understand, he still stared at his brother as if to say, "I'm not afraid of you!" " "I may not feel very imposing, and the dog barked a few times. My brother frowned, stepped on the floor, shook the house three times, and then threw the slippers out. Fortunately, the dog was clever and flashed back. This time, my brother suffered a lot. He looked at the few weapons around him-except the mop on the other side, so he had to lie on the ground and play dead. The dog thinks it has won, and happily spits out red Lickitung.

This time, the dog is a spoiled child's skin-it is exposed. When he was not looking, his brother gave him a push with all his strength, and the dog rolled back three times. He flew into a rage and stood up and ran around his brother. It can't go on like this. When two tigers fight, there must be a wound. Seeing that the dog was about to catch up with my brother, I threw the broom to my brother and immediately hid. My brother froze when he saw the broom flying, but he quickly reacted, picked up the broom and pointed it at the dog and shouted, "Go away." The dog realized that he might have been beaten and ran away.

My brother burst out laughing when he watched the dog escape from the room. I can't help laughing. My brother saw me laughing at the door, grabbed the broom and chased me all over the living room. ...

Not good! My brother found me again! Run!

Naughty king 400-word composition 13 There is a man in our class. He looks ordinary, but he has the ability to make us laugh. He is the naughty king of our class.

He is the laughing stock of our class. He always makes up jokes when he is free. No, I just learned the Yellow Emperor and Yan Di in my social studies class today, and he immediately sang such a poem; Huangdi invented briefs, and Yan Di invented crotch pants. If everyone bursts into laughter. Another time, the English teacher asked us to take a walk, but we acted like adults, and everyone laughed.

He can't carry many baskets when he speaks. As long as his eyes are open, he has been talking. As soon as he left Baidi Caiyun, Apollo came to the toilet, and Xiao Li flew a knife in an instant and immediately became an old eunuch. In class, he was busy doing little tricks, and teacher Zhang threw away the eraser handfuls. I'll throw whatever you play with! The teacher said angrily. He said: play with teacher Zhang, throw teacher Zhang. The classroom is like a blockbuster, and it immediately boils. I learned to praise others in the oral communication class that day. The teacher asked: If you come home from school and your mother has cooked several delicious dishes after a day's work, what would you say to her? At the teacher's voice, Shu Ren, who had been wandering, raised his arm and almost half his body was lifted. Look at that posture. You are really ready to show off. Unexpectedly, he stood up and said, mom, go to rest. I covered all these dishes. Hearing this, everyone couldn't help it anymore, laughing their heads off. However, the comedian looked blank.

What's the matter? This guy is good enough. Although his grades are not ideal and he always likes to make a fool of himself, I still like him, and I think teachers and classmates must do the same. Because without him, don't we have many opportunities to laugh?

Naughty king 400-word composition 14 Whenever the bell rings, the students quickly go out of the classroom to play. Zhong Wang Tianyu, the naughty boy in our class, was the first to rush out. He is a particularly interesting person.

He often wears black clothes, a round face and a meaty nose. His eyebrows are short and thick and his eyes are small. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed. His face is fleshy, his neck is as thick as his head and he is very strong. As soon as I went upstairs in the morning, I could hear the laughter of him and others, and the magical laughter passed through my ears. Walking into the classroom and listening carefully, it turned out that he was telling a joke, which made all his classmates laugh, including himself. At this time, the teacher opened the door of the classroom and saw him running around the classroom, having a good time. He immediately flew into a rage and scolded him severely. But he still didn't repent, and the next day, he still did.

On another occasion, after class, he was chased around by his classmates in the classroom. Running and running, he stopped and made a deafening sound. It turned out that he stamped his feet on the ground, as if the floor was his enemy, and he was almost crushed! After addiction, he stood guard for us at the door, staring at the office. Suddenly, he shouted: The teacher is coming! We sat down at once, but after a while, we didn't see the teacher coming. It turned out that he was lying to us. He returned to his post with a smile. After a while, he shouted again: the teacher really came! We still choose to trust him, and he didn't lie to us this time. The teacher looked at us quietly and didn't say much.

Every class has a funny fat man. He is really an interesting naughty king!

Naughty king 400-word composition 15 There is a naughty king in our class. His name is Hayashi Sachi. His face is yellow and a little gray. He has bushy eyebrows, big eyes and a thick mouth. He is tall and looks strong. But he often "bullies" other students and often "bullies" me because of his height. I was really upset when I mentioned him before. But from that day on, I gradually began to like him, and even often took the initiative to help him!

I remember that day, it was raining in Mao Mao, and we went downstairs to queue up for school. I walked sadly without an umbrella. At this moment, Hayashi Sachi came over. Seeing that I didn't bring my umbrella, he ran to me and said, "Let me lend you this umbrella!" " With that, he handed me the umbrella. I asked worriedly, "You gave me your umbrella. What would you do? " He smiled and said, "I am so strong that I am not afraid of getting wet." I looked at his sincere smiling face and said gratefully, "Thank you!" "He said to me," you're welcome! "I walked into the rain. Little raindrops crept naughtily on his head, and his hair immediately looked like sugar was sprinkled. I'm a little nervous. So I ran after him and covered his head with an umbrella. We walked out of school happily with an umbrella.

Until today, the naughty king Lin Xing will still "bully" people. But he is different in my heart, because I know he also has a warm heart.