One-liners to amuse his girlfriend.

Funny punch line to amuse girlfriend. The most important thing in love is to keep a sense of freshness, so as not to feel bored. For us, our girlfriend is our own pet, so we need some skills to make her happy. Here are some interesting quips to make her happy.

One-liners 1 1, "I really want to jump into your arms."

"Give you a sweet yum yum"

2. "What should I do?"

"What should I do?"

"I can't quit you in my life."

3. "Did you buy my heart?"

"Why else would it like you so much?"

4. "Why is it so cold under the covers?"

"Why don't we rub it and get some heat?"

5. "What are you doing without me?"

"Will the mobile phone explode?"

"Is the computer poisoned?"

"Is there a fire at home?"

"Are you strong?"

6. "You dress up like I like every day."

"I will love you, but I can't pull it out."

7. "I have eaten breakfast so many times in my life."

"It's better to meet you earlier."

8. "It's cold when you sleep at night."

"I am your artifact."

9. "Is my body soundproof too good?"

"You can't hear my heartbeat."

10, "Time will tear you and me apart one day"

"But even so"

"Before that moment"

"Let's be together, too."

1 1, "You are an alcoholic."

"Fuck me"

"Smoke never leaves your hand, wine never leaves your mouth."

12, "I have a very exciting story. Do you want to hear it? "

"What story?"

"A story about how an old man pushed a cart."

13, "It's true to see you blush"

"The heartbeat is real."

"It is true that there is light in the eyes."

"What I like is true."

14, "I don't like beating around the bush"

"I want to tell you."

"Then push you down."

15, "You are my first time"

"It's also my last time."

"You are all to me."

16, "Handsome boy, can I borrow your waist?"

"Why?"

"My leg wants to go up and eat a dish."

17, "Don't pretend to be indifferent to me"

"In fact, in your heart"

"It's pounding, isn't it?"

18, "You say"

"Those relationships that are sweet to the bone."

"When is my turn?"

19, "Winter is coming"

"yes."

"Then why don't you confess to me quickly?"

"No one's hands are warm, I am so wronged."

20. "Even the fart matter of the weather getting better should be shared with you immediately."

"The words have been said here."

"The meaning is clear."

One-liners that make your girlfriend happy 2 funny ones.

1, I like you unconditionally. I like you. It's that simple.

2. "Doctor ~ Come and see me, I have amnesia!" "How long did your forgetfulness last?" "What phenomenon?"

Your name is only two words, not one word, but it fills my heart.

4, hey! Is my biggest rival in love in my life myself?

5. Is that okay? Don't be angry with me. If you must be angry ... then be angry with me, my child!

6. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, I can't sleep if I miss you; E. all of the above.

A joke that makes girls laugh happily.

Fighting is kissing, scolding is love, and deep love is kicking.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight, even lower. Lower your head and kiss me ~

Your legs must be very tired. Why? Because you've been running around in my head all day.

"I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. Face it, I'll tell you. " "What should I do with my back up?" "Then turn it over."

When I was shopping with my partner, a puppy barked at my partner. Me: Look at you. Dogs bully you, but they dare not bully me! Dude: I have only been a dog for a few years. You have been a dog for more than 20 years. Of course, you can't bite your predecessors! Idaho (short for Idaho)

Your lover is a hero. One day, he will send you a colorful cloud wedding invitation.

Xiaoming received a confession message last night, saying, "I like you for a long time!" " "Xiao Ming said:" Age is not a problem, height is not a problem, and gender is not a problem. "The problem is, at least let me know who you are."

After his mother found her boyfriend, my aunt locked him at home and refused to see me. I begged outside the door. Aunt said behind the door, "Go home, I only have one son." Me: "Auntie, please let us be together. If you add me, you will have two sons ... "

I remember when I was in military training in junior high school, the scorching sun was really unbearable. I saw a girl report to the instructor and said, "instructor, I'm going to throw up!" " "Instructor said softly," oh! Then you go to the side and have a rest. After a while, a boy reported, "Instructor! I am going to throw up! " The instructor walked up to him and shouted, "Spit it out for me. "