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What are the essays about educational significance?
Field training
Synopsis of story:
A young man named Wu Liwa (nicknamed "Big Guy") enrolled students in the park with the reputation of running a street dance training class. Unconsciously, he was trained for free by a retired teacher passing by, and became a decent young man, devoting himself wholeheartedly to school study.
(Background: In a park, a young man with strange clothes (colorful hair and oversized clothes) danced the so-called street dance narcissistically. After a piece of music, the young man picked up a dozen small advertisements and distributed them to passers-by. )
Young people shouted in Zhengzhou suburban dialect: Come on, come on, street dance training, more discounts and more benefits, not only here, but also that; No but. No but. . . You can also exercise, and you can also exercise. Anyway, Professor Wu Liwa, a famous hip-hop star in Huang Jia 'an, taught you personally. The quota is limited until it is full. If you come late, no one will teach you. Come on, come on, street dance training.
Passerby A: "What the hell are you wearing? You are a monster. You are training others, and he has taught good people badly. . . "
Hearing this, the young man immediately replied: "Why, why, this is the personality, the artistic personality. Out of reach (do you know)? This is called art! "
Passerby A: "If this is art, donkey dung and eggs will become handicrafts."
The young man was anxious: "I don't know how to talk nonsense." What if I ruin my business? Can you compensate me for my economic loss? . "
Passerby B: "Like a monkey trick. It's boring to watch it for free. . . . "
Young man: "Why?"
Passerby B: "Serious pollution!"
Young man: "A circle is full of white necks!" " "
After the advertisement (the music stopped), the young people seemed a little tired. He came to the microphone and said to himself:
"My name is Wu Liwa, nicknamed' Woori Wow', and everyone in the village calls me a gangster. That means I hope to get mixed up in the future. If they are used to it, let them scream. Anyway, it is a code name. "
Retired old teacher came on stage, (to himself): I am a retired teacher. I am bored at home. When I come out to the park, I can exercise my muscles and change the fresh air outside. (Take a deep breath. Walking, I saw a strange young man and shook my head. Monologue): "This young man looks very cute and is very enthusiastic about education. It's good to have a training class here. . . It seems that he is in good health, but his artistic taste is a bit low. If you give him some guidance and cultural knowledge, he may be a promising young man. As it happens, the weather is good today and I have time. I might as well give it a try. "
I walked around the field and found a bamboo pole. I sat down in front of the young people's booth and "fished" with a fishing rack, waiting for the young people to talk.
When the young man saw this, he was very surprised. He approached the male teacher and said, "I said, What are you doing here? Fishing? "
The male teacher asked, "Did you see it? Do you like it? "
The young man said, "Kidnapping is a bit like it."
The male teacher explained, "By the way, the festival is coming soon. The unit is going to have a get-together, and I'm going to play a sketch."
The young man asked, "What role?"
The teacher said, "Jiang Ziya, have you ever heard of it?" .
The young man pretended to be very cultured and asked, "Who is Comrade Jiang Ziya?"
The teacher told him, "This is a good fisherman. You can catch big fish without a hook. "
The young man pretended to understand: "You don't have to write a manuscript to brag. All 8-year-olds know that it is strange to fish without a hook. " Then he said, "I don't think anyone will watch your play unless there is a particularly young and beautiful actress."
The teacher said, "Hey! You are not simple. Before I tell you, you know there is a heroine in my play. All right. "
The young man suddenly got emotional and whispered to the audience, "He doesn't look at me either! He must be a big shot in club art. "Then he turned to the teacher and said," You're welcome. Who is with us? "
When the teacher saw the young man take the bait, he added fuel to the fire and said, "Of course, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I am actually a supporting role, and that heroine is the number one. "
The young man proudly said, "Now movies are like this. You don't have to say it, I know it. " This is called a scheduling rule. Hey, is she here? I can give you a sketch guide. "
The teacher said in a skeptical tone, "Can you direct a sketch?"
The young man patted his chest and said, "He can not only direct, but also help adapt."
The teacher said, "Oh, that's rare. But ... . "
The young man said, "But what? What's wrong? "
The teacher said, "She is a very elegant woman!" "
The young man scrambled to say, "that's what I like about girls!" "
The old teacher casually said, "Yes, but she usually doesn't touch strangers casually."
The young man asked, "Why?"
The teacher said, "People have culture and principles."
The young man quickly asked, "What principle? Let me listen? "
The teacher said: "A well-educated girl must have at least these principles: First, pay attention to personality. Don't pay people with bad character; "
Young man: "Me too. Live by your own labor, don't steal from others, don't rob others. "
The teacher said, "Second, we should have good cultural literacy."
Young man: "I am a hip-hop star in our district now, and my artistic accomplishment is heaven." This is not a problem. What else is there? Say it. "
The teacher said, "The following conditions are more difficult for you."
The young man asked inexplicably, "No?"
The teacher said, "This condition is a good image. You are far from it. "
The young man said unconvinced, "What happened to my image? I want one, and I want the same. "
The teacher said, "People's standards are not like yours."
Young man: "What?"
The teacher said, "People have high standards. If you don't believe me, just listen: put on a suit, like Chow Yun Fat; " Speak like a child; Sing like Zhang Mingmin … I won't say anything else. Only these three are enough for you! "
Young man: "Are you underestimating people? With this condition, I can get it in less than two hours. "
Teacher: "Young man, don't leave room for speech?"
Young man: "two hours is two hours, not a penny."
Teacher: "That's what you said yourself."
Young man: "Brother, I like to speak easily (dialect: agile)."
Teacher: "That kind of feeling is really good. We hit it off today. I'll wait for you here in two hours. "
Young man: "It's a deal! Keep an eye on the phone booth for me. Don't let others take it. "
Teacher: "It's a deal!"
"I have seen many such teenagers, but their essence is not bad, that is art.
The artistic taste is a little low. You can use them with a little instruction.
Your own strength will go up the stairs. "
….
The young man came to the court with a new look and joy, holding the list, bending over and hunching his legs, and shouted from a distance, "What's the matter? Dude, what's going on now? "
The teacher said, "I seem to have changed." I have made progress. I don't know what's going on inside me? "
Young man: "My heart is China's heart now."
The teacher said, "Really? Have a look? "
The youth quickly put on the music "My China Heart". (Reason rings)
In the prelude, the teacher adjusted the posture of the young people and beat them. He beat the time and said, "stand up, hold your chest out, straighten your waist and don't bow your legs." Hey! All right, that's it. . "
Young people sing very seriously:
"Rivers and mountains are only in dreams, and the motherland has not been peaceful for many years.
But no matter what, I can't change my China heart.
Although I am wearing a dress, my heart is still China's.
My ancestors have put a Chinese seal on everything;
Passers-by gathered around, everyone sang in unison, and the old teacher stepped forward and beat the time.
(Chorus:) Huangshan, the Yangtze River, the Great Wall and the Yellow River weigh a thousand pounds in my chest; Whenever and wherever, my heart is as clear as ever.
The blood flowing in my heart is filled with China's voice, even if I was born in a foreign country, I can't change it. At the end of the song, everyone shook hands with the young people. A reporter with a camera took photos of the scene. And asked the young people: "Is this a public welfare activity?"
The young man paused and turned to ask the teacher, "What is a public welfare activity?"
The teacher quickly explained, "This is a fan rehearsal program."
The reporter said, "Oh, this program is very meaningful. I wish you a successful performance! " "(End)
What did the young man think: turn to the teacher. "Brother, can you give your horn color as a director?"
The teacher said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you that the first character is giving a report at school now, and he can't come now."
The young man didn't believe it: "Xiao Ni 'er's family will report the case? "
The old teacher said, "I'm a master student, and I'm going to talk about it."
Young man: "What high prize and low prize? I touched the grand prize last time! " ! Not worse than her. "
The teacher said, "Your award and our lecture are not the same concept."
Young man: What is she talking about?
The teacher said: "What everyone is talking about is" On the Social Function of Culture and Art ",and the social response is very good!" .
Young man: "I made such a big noise as soon as I said it." If I talk about it in depth, I have to make a magnitude 2 earthquake! " Hey, do you want to hear the report? "
The teacher said, "Of course, the report is for everyone."
Young man: What if the doorpost there is not allowed in?
The teacher said, "It's very simple. You can register for school first. "
Young man: "China. I'm going to go now. How about you coming with me? "
The teacher said, "Yes, what about your stall?"
Young man: "What do you want it for? Help me withdraw! "
The teacher said, "ok, I'll wait for your words!" Just think that I am specially helping you to withdraw the booth! "
Young man: "thanks, buddy!" " "
The teacher said, "You're welcome!" The teacher and the young man withdrew their stalls and left.
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