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Do you know any comedy movies? I like to watch mainland comedies. Foreign ones are also acceptable. Can you recommend them to me?
1. "A World Without Thieves"
"A World Without Thieves" is a comedy movie with Feng's characteristics. In the film, Wang Bo and Wang Li were originally a perfect pair of thieves, but because Wang Bo was pregnant with Wang Bo's child, Wang Li decided to stop and atone for her sins, and the two had differences. After meeting Sha Gen at the train station who had just earned some money from the city and was going to go back to his hometown to use it to build a house and marry a wife, Wang Li was moved by his simplicity and decided to secretly protect him from having his hard-earned money stolen. Wang Bo But he was looking for a suitable opportunity to take action, but in the end he fell into Wang Li's camp because of the "deep love between husband and wife". Unexpectedly, Shagen's money had long been targeted by another famous pickpocketing gang headed by Uncle Li, so a series of powerful struggles were launched between Wang Bo, Wang Li and the gang of Uncle Li around the banknotes in Shagen's schoolbag. . The film was released in December 2004.
2. "Crazy Stone"
"Crazy Stone" is an unprecedented modern comedy movie. The story begins with a valuable jade found in the toilet. . A handicraft factory in Chongqing, which was on the verge of bankruptcy, discovered a priceless piece of jadeite when it demolished the old factory building. It held an exhibition for economic benefit, hoping to sell it at a sky-high price to improve the situation of not being able to pay wages for several months. Unexpectedly, the international thief Mike and the local three-man gang of thieves headed by Brother Dao are all eyeing Jade, and they are approaching Jade step by step through their different "professional skills". While they were trying to undermine each other, they also had to face the biggest obstacle together, Bao Shihong, the security section chief of the handicraft factory. After a series of open and covert battles and the exchange of real and fake jade, the two groups of thieves were completely humored by black humor. The film was released in June 2006.
3. "Falling Leaves Return to Roots"
"Falling Leaves Returning to Roots" is a comedy movie with a sad background that makes people cry and laugh at the same time. In the story, Old Zhao is a man in his fifties. A 20-year-old farmer, he went south to work in Shenzhen. Because his friend Liu Quanyou died, he had to carry the body of his friend back home for burial. He first disguised Liu Quanyou as a drunkard and got on a long-distance bus, but unfortunately he encountered a robber on the way. He saved the money of a busload of people but kicked the passengers out of the bus. Lao Zhao had no choice but to stop a car on the road and stay in a hotel at night, but his money was stolen. He went to other people's funerals to mourn, just to have a good meal. Along the way, Lao Zhao met all kinds of Chinese people. With the target in sight, he fainted from exhaustion. After waking up in the hospital, the police told him that the body must be cremated according to regulations. As a last resort, Zhao took Liu Quanyou's ashes back to his hometown, but the place had been demolished. On the door panel, there is a message from Liu Quanyou's son to his father. The film was released in January 2007.
4. "Love Call Forward"
"Love Call Forward" is a magical romantic comedy movie. The film tells the story of a good man, Xu Lang, who failed to withstand the test of seven-year itch after marriage, and finally said goodbye to his tired wife. One night, Xu Lang, who originally planned to repair his mobile phone, accidentally met a mysterious man who claimed to be an angel. The man gave Xu Lang a mobile phone and claimed that the mobile phone could fulfill the owner's wishes like Aladdin's magic lamp. The ideal woman in Xu Lang's dream is brought to him. The choice is in Xu Lang's hands, and there are ten opportunities. The angel didn't lie. From the moment he got the phone, 12 different types of women broke into Xu Lang's life. They were either sexy and beautiful, cheerful and capable, budget-conscious, eccentric, intellectual and elegant, Some are innocent, some are worth millions, some are mysterious and glamorous... Whether these women who once made Xu Lang's imagination bring him inexhaustible happiness or inexhaustible loss, they have staged a story. A series of absurd farces full of tricks. The film was released in February 2007.
5. "Contract Lover"
"Contract Lover" is a romantic comedy movie adapted from real life. The protagonist of the story, Huo Qifa, has a successful career and a good income, but he has always been troubled by his girlfriend. His girlfriend Rachel is very Westernized, has an open mind, and wears revealing clothing, which is a big taboo when meeting her parents. Since his parents are urging them to get married, in order to get them to accept Rachel, Huo Qiqi decides to recruit a contract lover to take back to his hometown. Liu Zao is an unemployed college student from a poor family. Her success in applying for the job led her to become a contract lover. Huo Qifa took her to her hometown in Foshan and asked her to do everything that would disappoint the old man. But the relationship between Liu Zao and the Huo family got better and better, and things developed in unexpected directions. The film was released in August 2007.
6. "Nine Beauties"
"Nine Beauties" is a relaxed and happy romantic comedy movie. The film tells the story of Zhu Xiaotian, the prince of the Ming Dynasty who was obsessed with carpentry. However, he was firmly stopped by the emperor. After sneaking out of the palace with two young eunuchs, he accidentally met Tang Xiaodie, who was disguised as a man, in a brothel and became close friends. Because they have the same interests and hobbies, the two went together to search for Lu Banqi's book "Missing a Door", and accidentally met Nangong Yan, the daughter of a wealthy family, and then started a complicated love triangle. The film was released in August 2008.
7. "Racing"
"Racing" is a funny comedy movie that makes all coincidences reasonable. In the film, Geng Hao is a cyclist who lost 0.01 seconds and became a silver medalist. This is one line; the second line is the two thieves who became thieves by mistake and ended up kidnapping and injuring people; The third line is a gang of four from Taiwan, who intend to make a big deal in the mainland; the fourth line is two policemen who are eager to commit crimes, but they believe that the silver medal driver is a thief. Unscrupulous businessman Li Farah hired a murderer to assassinate his wife, but the killer was bribed; Taiwan's gangster brother Donghai and his three younger brothers sold drugs; drivers Geng Hao and Zhang Ting won the top two in the competition, and Geng Hao, who won the silver medal, was disappointed. Several groups of people came together because of a mysterious box. At the same time, two policemen mistakenly thought Geng Hao was a bad guy. While they were keeping a close eye on Geng Hao, the bad guy slipped away from under their noses. The film was released in January 2009.
8. "We'll See"
"We'll See" is a romantic comedy that took place in the 1970s. Ma Jie, an urban educated youth, came to a rural area in the northwest to jump in line and was attracted by the braying of the beautiful donkey in the village - Hei Liu. Ma Jie was dissatisfied that Hei Liu wouldn't let him ride. When he was getting stitches at the clinic after a work-related injury, he stole anesthetic and gave it to Hei Liu. Captain Dalian thought Hei Liu was sick and was very worried. Ma Jie miraculously "cured" Hei Liu, won the trust of Dalian and the team, and became a livestock breeder. While Ma Jie feeds the donkey, he secretly falls in love with Caifeng, a young woman in the village. At the same time, Ma Jie became increasingly dissatisfied with Hei Liu's special treatment of only breeding and not working, and was secretly angry with Dalian for his argument that "donkeys are worth more than people". In his venting, Ma Jie actually broke Hei Liu's "lifeblood". Hei Liu, who was unable to breed and work, was slaughtered by Ma Jie, but he never thought that Hei Liu's younger brother, donkey Hei Qi, would never be in love with Ma Jie from then on. The struggle between man and donkey intensifies. The film was released in May 2009.
9. "Nightclub"
"Nightclub" is a comedy movie with only one scene from beginning to end. The story takes place in a small 24-hour supermarket. It tells a series of interlocking and interesting thrilling and funny stories about a group of urban people in the supermarket one night, two funny "kidnappers" and hostages, and finally Dramatically, they became good brothers who shared the joys and sorrows all night long. The film was released in July 2009.
10. "Roboman"
"Robot" is a fantasy comedy film that takes place in 2046 AD. High technology is constantly changing human habits and renewing human desires. As a result, robots that serve humans emerged. The first-generation artificial intelligence robot, code-named K-1, was developed under the secret development of Tianan Science and Technology Bureau. Its purpose was to replace the police in carrying out crisis tasks to ensure the safety of law enforcement personnel. In order to test its performance, the director decided to send it to a remote town for internship, and it was secretly supervised by local police captain Xu Dachun. K-1 joined the police station as "Deming" and immediately showed his extraordinary abilities and became a master of solving crimes. Due to the perfect social program in his body, Deming soon became a popular idol in the town, and the policewoman Sumei also secretly loved him, which made Dachun, who had always had a crush on Sumei, depressed. Dachun looked down upon Deming as just a machine, and the two "people" fought openly and secretly, making lots of jokes. Deming and Dachun were ordered to pursue the robot K-88, whose intelligent system had gone awry. After a high-tech robot battle that went up to the sky and into the earth, with seventy-two transformations, K-88 revealed that the reason for his defection was that he "wanted freedom and did not want to be forever." Be a machine," and denounced Deming as an "electronic slave." Dachun was deeply shocked. In order to protect Deming and maintain human dignity, Dachun rushed towards K-88 risklessly... Sumei confessed to Deming but did not receive a positive response, and was heartbroken. Little did she know that her love was destroying Deming step by step. Forced into a dilemma. At the same time, the machine killers who were ordered to clean up the traitors were also pouring into the town one after another, with murderous intent everywhere. The film was released in August 2009.
11. "The Slim Gentleman"
"The Slim Gentleman" is a romantic comedy movie. Wu Jiaqian in the film was once a famous socialite in Hong Kong. After moving to the mainland, she opened a marketing company, but its business was bleak. Although Zeng Tiangao is young, promising and wealthy, his pursuit of the supermodel Fang Na at a charity party ended in failure because of his country bumpkin temperament. So he decided to let Wu Jiaqian sign a "buy one, get one free" activity. Not only would Wu Jiaqian be fully responsible for the promotion and planning of her new products, but she would also conduct a comprehensive "revision and upgrade" on herself, so that she could win the hearts of beauties. From then on, Wu Jiaqian began a comprehensive process of building Zeng Tiangao's "both internal and external", taking care of everything from smoking cessation, conversation, and taste. Finally, the former country bumpkin turned into a slim gentleman, and successfully attracted the supermodel Fang Na to take the initiative to throw herself into her arms. hug. The film was released in September 2009.
12. "People on the road to embarrassment"
"People on the road to embarrassment" is a humorous comedy movie. The boss and the migrant worker in the film, two strangers with very different social status and identities, are rushing back to Changsha from Hebei to celebrate the New Year. Along the way, the two of them faced natural and man-made disasters and various thrilling encounters on their way back. Along the way, they met all kinds of characters. Many ridiculous things happened along the way, which truly reflects the Spring Festival Transport phenomenon that Chinese people pay most attention to during the New Year. The film was released in June 2010.
13. "Let the Bullets Fly"
"Let the Bullets Fly" is an adaptation of the chapter "The Thief of Officials" in Ma Shitu's novel "Ten Chapters of a Night Story" A brain-burning strategy comedy movie. The story takes place during the Republic of China. Mabondang, who donated money to the county magistrate, took office with his wife and entourage. Passing somewhere in the South, they were ambushed by the robber Zhang Mazi and a group of bandits. All his followers died, but the couple survived. In order to save his life, Ma lied that he was Master Tang, the county magistrate. Moved by the wealth promised by Master Tang, Zhang Mazi transformed into a county magistrate and rushed to Echeng with his men to take office. There is a saying that the sky is high and the emperor is far away. Echeng is located in a remote place. Huang Silang, the overlord of one side, covers the sky with his hands and does not take the new county magistrate in his eyes at all. Zhang Mazi beat Huang's martial arts instructor, and Huang designed to kill Zhang's adopted son Xiaoliu. Ma Bond, who originally only wanted to make money, never imagined that he would be involved in this struggle between bandits and bullies. The sky above Goose City is filled with gloomy clouds, and a bloody storm is inevitable. The film was released in December 2010.
14. "A Journey to Thailand Again"
"A Journey to Thailand Again" is a comedy movie that is funny but not contrived. The film tells the story of a successful businessman, Xu Lang, who spent five years inventing a magical product called "Oil Pao" - every time the car is refueled, he only needs to fill it up to two-thirds, and then add 2 drops of "oil." "Ba", the fuel tank will become full of gasoline. Xu Lang's classmate and business rival Gao Bo wanted to sell this invention to the French at once, but Xu Lang firmly disagreed. He hoped to conduct in-depth development and research to carry forward the "oil tyrant" and obtain further benefits. The two people expressed their opinions and argued endlessly, but to no avail. Since the two share the same shares, they can only achieve their respective purposes by obtaining a letter of authorization from Zhou Yang, the company's largest shareholder. When he learned that Zhou Yang was in Thailand, Xu Lang immediately set out to search. After learning about it, Gao Bo put a tracker on Xu Lang and went to Thailand together. On the plane, Xu Lang met Wang Bao and wanted to use him to get rid of his rival Gao Bo. However, he not only failed to get rid of Wang Bao, but also became his "personal nanny". Who between Xu Lang and Gao Bo will finally get Zhou Yang's authorization letter, and the three people with their own purposes will bring a hilarious magical journey to Thailand. The film was released in December 2012.
15. "Private Order"
"Private Order" is an absurd comedy movie. The company "Private Customization" formed by the wish planner Yang Zhong, the situation designer Xiaobai, the dream reconstructionist Xiaolu and the spiritual anesthetist Ma Qing takes "helping others realize their dreams" as its business and is specially tailored for different customers. Customized "Dream Realization Plan", no matter how bizarre the customer's daydream is or how strict the requirements are, the "Dream Realization Four" will accept all comers and are willing to meet any customer's needs, just like the slogan of the "Private Customization" company - - "To help others, to disgust oneself."
For a time, many customers with "weird dreams" came to our door one after another, and the private customization company also faced various challenges one after another: a young woman from Shaanxi who wanted to be "addicted to martyrs", the world's most popular customer who was determined to pursue elegance and "break with the vulgarity". A "vulgar" director, a driver who "voluntarily" accepts the temptation of money and sex who wants to be an upright official, Sister Dan, a river cleaner whose birthday wish is to become a "rich person"... "Dream seekers" come in an endless stream, "dreams come true" The "Group of Four" also racked their brains to customize a dream plan for each customer. Many hilarious and absurd things happened in the process, and each customer's "dream came true" in the end. The film was released in December 2013.
16. "The Breakup Master"
"The Breakup Master" is a "Super style" funny comedy movie. The film tells the story of Mei Yuangui, a "breakup guru", who met Ye Xiaochun, a tough woman from Beidiao, in the process of developing a "breakup" business, and thus staged "the stupidest yet touching love comedy in history" ". The film was released in June 2014.
17. "Oldboy: The Way of the Dragon"
"Oldboy: The Way of the Dragon" is an action comedy film that pays tribute to Bruce Lee. In the play, two middle-aged men go to the United States to participate in the talent show for their music dreams. Because the New York gang needs to get rid of Xiao Dabao's ex-girlfriend, they hire two killers from North Korea. Because the Chopstick Brothers look the same as the two killers, He was mistaken for a killer by a gangster and was sent to kill someone. By mistake, the Chopsticks Brothers stepped onto the stage, participated in the finals, and won honors. Xiao Dabao also reconciled with his ex-girlfriend and got rid of the gang. The film was released in July 2014.
18. "Blissful"
"Blissful" is a comedy movie that is full of joy, light-hearted and funny. The film tells the story of musician Geng Hao who encountered an emotional crisis in his life. Faced with emotional betrayal, Geng Hao fell into inextricable pain. In order to help him get rid of the pain, his good gay friend Hao Yi, so a pair of "runaway brothers" took a dog and started a funny and crazy journey of hunting for women. The film was released in September 2014.
19. "Pancake Man"
"Pancake Man" is a diaosi action comedy movie. The story tells the story of the popular idol Dapeng who encountered an unexpected incident, which caused him to fall to the bottom of his life. His girlfriend Caijie also left him, leaving only his assistant Dong Chenglong and his confidante Liu Yan to never leave him. Dapeng hastily signed a movie contract, but was unable to do anything due to financial problems and was threatened by the underworld's boss, Boss Wang. In desperation, Dapeng had to recruit young star Du Xiaoxiao, group leader Ma Tao, and paparazzi photographer Hu Lai to form a temporary film crew to prepare for shooting a blockbuster with an all-star lineup. The shooting method was also an unprecedented attempt. Many first-line celebrities have They were included in the list of participating actors. The film was released in July 2015.
20. "Monster Hunt"
"Monster Hunt" is a fantasy, action, and funny comedy movie that revolves around monsters. The story takes place in the peaceful village of Yongning in the mountains. The village chief Song Tianyin encounters Huo Xiaolan, a rookie heavenly master who has come all the way to chase demons. After spending a night in an unexpected way, he was cared for by the demon queen and gave birth to the little demon king Huba. For her own selfish reasons, Xiaolan takes Tianyin all the way to Shuntian Mansion to protect him from various monsters, and gradually develops feelings for Tianyin and Huba. However, it was too late, Huba had fallen into the hands of the bad guys. In order to rescue Huba, Xiaolan and Tianyin bravely broke into the Immortal Tower with the help of everyone, and started a life-and-death showdown with the villain Ge Qianhu. The film was released in July 2015.
21. "Charlotte's Trouble"
"Charlotte's Trouble" is a smooth and coherent funny comedy movie that understands life while laughing. The film tells the story of the former school beauty Qiu Ya's wedding. Xia Luo, who had a crush on Qiu Ya during his student days, looked at the successful old classmates around him and felt sour in his heart. He made a scene at the wedding by being drunk, even causing his wife Ma Dongmei to go crazy on the spot. , and he fell asleep on the toilet after venting. In the dream, he returns to high school, pursues the girl he loves, makes his disappointed mother smile again, and even becomes an omnipotent pop star. In the midst of life and death, he found that everyone around him was taking advantage of him, and only his wife Ma Dongmei was the one he cherished the most. The film was released in September 2015.
22. "Detective Chinatown"
"Detective Chinatown" is a comedy movie with suspense reasoning.
The story tells the story of a talented stuttering boy "Qin Feng" who failed the police academy and was sent to Thailand by his grandma to find his distant cousin. The entire cousin was known as "Chinatown's number one detective", but in reality he was "Tang Ren" who was a "wretched" uncle. . After a night of debauchery, Tang Ren became a suspect in a bizarre murder case, and had to go on the run with Qin Feng... The chasing police detective - "Mad Dog" Huang Langdeng; the invincible and lucky policeman - "Idiot" Kuntai; the extremely vicious , the errant "gangster trio"; the enigmatic "Chinatown Godfather"; the "beautiful and coquettish boss lady"... etc. all appear! Seven days! Tang Ren and Qin Feng, the "happy enemies" and "a match made in heaven", must learn from each other's strengths and share the same hatred! Can they complete the "lost gold", identify the "real murderer", and "clear their names" in just "seven days" while avoiding police pursuits, gang pursuits, and gang sieges? day" task. The film was released in December 2015.
23. "Donkey Gets Water"
"Donkey Gets Water" is a ridiculous comedy movie that makes people laugh. The film tells a story about a donkey. A group of university teachers with "bad conduct" but with educational dreams came from big cities to remote villages to open a small school. The pay at the school is bleak and life is difficult, but the teachers are enjoying themselves and mingling with each other every day. However, the news that the special commissioner of the Ministry of Education was coming to make a surprise inspection broke the tranquility, because there was a "Donkey Deshui Teacher" in the school who hid an ulterior secret. Just when everyone was worried that the scandal was about to be exposed, a magical genius appeared and saved everyone. However, who could have imagined that the real trouble had just begun. The film was released in October 2016.
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