Who told you to drink? What do you mean by adding some milk?

Does it mean to let you drink? It means milking it.

This sentence comes from a joke:

A beautiful woman in the office just went to work on her first day after maternity leave, and a male colleague quickly made a cup of coffee for her.

The beauty is favored and said: I am breastfeeding and can't drink coffee! ?

Male colleague: Who told you to drink? Let you add some milk.

Sentences of the same type are:

1, once I went out shopping and saw my classmate and a woman holding a child, which I haven't seen for years. Me: Fuck, when did you get married? The children are so old, they really look like your children. They look a little embarrassed and flustered.

The classmate laughed a few times and left his phone number. I said, go ahead. I have something to do, too. Classmate: OK, call me. I just turned around and took a few steps when I heard the woman say, what about my brother-in-law?

My daughter-in-law received a courier this morning and was anxious to open it. As soon as she got home, she was looking for blades and scissors! "I said: What you bought is so exciting?" The daughter-in-law said without looking up, "What do you know? We women tear up express delivery, just like you men tear up women's stockings, we know what's inside, but we still can't stop! " Well, I suddenly understand.

I bought vegetables in the vegetable market and saw a girl picking cucumbers carefully. The vegetable seller said enthusiastically, girl, are you eating or using? The girl blushed and said, use. Aunt said: hey, this is good, thick and strong. The girl blushed and said, I used it to apply my face! Aunt said innocently, I didn't mean anything else. Your face is so big that you can't cover it with thin slices!

We had a real adventure at the class reunion. A friend asked his girlfriend. Have you ever been hit by a car? The girlfriend replied yes. I thought to myself that my girlfriend really gave me face and didn't expose me without a car in front of my classmates.

5. Going to my girlfriend's house for the first time. During dinner, my second-rate girlfriend kept praising her mother's cooking, and I smiled and echoed how delicious all kinds of dishes were. Suddenly my girlfriend said, "Do you know how my mother tied my father at home?" Absent-minded, I opened my mouth and said, "With a dog chain?"