Super funny joke

1, don't talk when eating, because food has ears, and you say "delicious", which makes you happy, makes you more attractive and irresistible, and makes you fatter the more you eat; When you say "it's terrible", the food will get angry as soon as you hear it, and the delicious food will stand up and avenge its companions, making itself more attractive and irresistible. The more you eat, the easier it is to get fat.

My little daughter-in-law is a person who likes to show off. She bought a pair of loose safety pants that day. After putting it on, she forced me to comment. There is no way. I said everything to describe a beautiful woman, and I was relieved to see her smiling. Just then, the little daughter ran out of the room, saw her safety pants and said, "Mom, why are you wearing dad's flower underpants?"

3. I met a mental derangement while playing King Pesticide today. I hit Ying Zheng, but I hit the wild Jing Ke on the other side. I squatted on top of me, even if I didn't fight wild. I thought about it. I haven't seen him before, so I sent a message to ask him why you have been squatting on me. He actually replied to me: This is fate. Jing Ke is going to stab the king of Qin. There are really not many people who have this principle now.

I asked my mother what we had in our house, and my mother nodded. I asked happily, "What is it? Is it valuable? Let me see. " Mom smiled and said, "You have seen it." Looking at my puzzled eyes, my mother took out a mirror and said, "Come, look at your ugliness."

5, the martial arts in the world, only fast and unbreakable, the real master is to judge the opponent's intention at the moment when the opponent is about to shoot, and then kill the opponent invisibly. Let me give you a simple example, such as: "Mom, I want to …" Mom: "No money …"

6. My son was born almost a month ago, and my wife never hugged him to sleep, saying that she was afraid to turn over and press the baby. One night when I was getting ready for bed, my wife took the initiative to pull her son to her side. I asked curiously, "Why? Found out that this is your own son? " My wife said slowly and lightly, "It's cold, and my hands are always cold when I sleep at night."