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Humor about eating crabs in the sun

The humor of eating crabs in the sun lies in:

1, midnight snack is a bit hard tonight. Why do I love crabs so much? I must have been a crab essence in my last life.

Today, I finally got up the courage to straighten my teeth and make them into a tooth. All this is ridiculous. After eating crabs, prepare eight sets for me and peel melon seeds for me.

2. Eat crabs yesterday and eat crabs today. My mother says crabs are cheaper than pork now.

At that time, the family was poor, really poor, so I could only sit at the roadside stall and eat crabs to satisfy my hunger.

4. seafood buffet. The first time I ate seafood until I was full, the first time I ate crabs, I only ate yellow, and the first time I ate buffet, I didn't eat fruit.

5. Yangcheng Lake eats hairy crabs. For the first time, the two babies really ate crabs and only ate crab legs. Great, I'll have cream meat and the queen will treat me.