A funny remark in a circle of friends

1. There are four states of people: busy, busy, busy and unhurried. 2. When you grow up, you will marry Tang Priest, and you can play if you can; Eat him if you can't play!

The students say that the history teacher looks like an early ape-man in every way.

I'd rather eat a box of three and a half pieces of Mengniu ice cream, even if you told me there was melamine in it.

5. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

He said that there are always 30 days in a month when he doesn't want to go to work.

If you are well, it will be sunny for me. It seems that you are doomed in this weather.

8. don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money!

9. I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

10. My motto is: There is no second, only second.

1 1. Haha, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747.

12. I am a playboy, but I just spend my heart on you.

13. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, or it will cause "sea laughter".

14. Since I can play QQ, I have found that my pinyin is getting better and better, but reading has no such effect.

15. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

16. The happiest thing every morning is to get on the subway, and the most tragic thing is to take the wrong direction but not get off.

17. Tian Lingling, Di Lingling, another ice cream!

18. When people don't have an umbrella, it rains and they are hooligans. People are always wet.

19. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

20. My router broke two ports, and now it's a router crying.