Love to laugh in the meeting room Qiao Shanjiao Xiurui's complete lines of falling in love. The actors are Qiao Shan, Xiurui, Cassie Wang and Guzheng.

"; I take the liberty of asking you a question. I wonder if you would like to answer me. (waiting for the audience to answer at this moment)

"; If you are married or have a girlfriend, please raise your hands and wish you happiness. You will be happy. Leave me alone. (Go to the stage at this time)

"; After I go down this road, all my troubles will be gone. Goodbye to the world, the sun will rise as usual tomorrow ... (At this time, I rushed up and pushed down)

Chong; What are you doing?

"; Ah, ah, ah, ah ... what!

rush; Scared me to death

hey; You scared me to death. I almost fell from here. What are you afraid of?

rush; Why are you standing so high?

"; Oh, by the way, you're here. I heard you bought a house.

rush; I bought it. I bought it.

"; Hey! What floor is your home?

rush; The eighteenth floor.

"; Eighteenth floor ... you lend me the key.

rush; Come on, what are you doing?

"; What do you think will happen if a person falls directly from the eighteenth floor?

rush; Uh ... direct flowering, no results.

"; Well, Brother Chong, I went to your house to blossom. (at this time, I rushed to pull and pulled hard! )

rush; Hey, don't move. Brother

; Let me go, I don't want to live. Give it to me directly, what are you doing?

rush; What are you doing in my new house? What's going on? You tell me.

"; I can't live, and it's not interesting at all. You said I'm so big that I don't even have a girlfriend.

where do you think I am? (at this time, when you are talking, you turn your face away with an impatient expression)

rush; What's the difference? I'm telling you, you're fine. There's a pot cover on top of your head. You can wear it as a skirt if you open an opening under these pants. What are you doing? You are now.

"; Then this skull can't scrape an egg.

rush; That egg is better than this. (at this time, I went to grab the room key)

; Give me the key. I don't want to live

rush; Dude, what are you doing?

"; You give me a

rush; You don't want to kill yourself. I'm waiting for the price of the house to rise. Come on. (Stop at this time)

Tell you what, my girlfriend will come over later. See how I treat her.

can you learn? This will definitely work. I'll find you a girlfriend in the future.

"; Try. Try it. . Then I am now. .

rush; You hide behind.

"; I hide, right? Ok, I will study hard.

rush; Please learn it. Hey, this one is so stupid, and this dress is almost a woman. You don't think there is any lover.

Oh, besides, it's not normal to deal with girls now. Just praise him, right? Praise him without leaving a trace.

Look, how can I praise him when my girlfriend comes? Find a style first. (At this time, it's up)

"; Rush. (at this time, I dropped the cup on the ground) What are you doing?

I rushed; Hey, hey, I don't know why every time I hear your voice, I just can't help myself

do you know

hey; Look at what you said.

rush; Look, this cup is all dropped.

"; Oh, shit. Come and sit down, sit down, what a sweet mouth,

rush; Ah, haha, have you eaten?

"; Not yet

rush; Hey, this in your eye. (at this time, I am tugging at several beards)

園; Don't waste my beard.

rush; Hey, you have to shave this beard when you go out.

"; Oh, I'm lazy today. I shaved yesterday.

rush; That's growing pretty fast. Oh, my god, your eyes ...

hey; Hmm?

rush; Lu Lu, your eyes are really beautiful. I want to swim in your eyes. Oh, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, and I poof ... (At this moment, I was slapped with a hand and had a strong dry cough)

Oh, you are so annoying. You said people have goose bumps all over. Let's eat. Walk away, your mouth is so sweet,

how can you talk so well? (At this time, I rushed off the stage and kept coughing)

I; I see, it's a matter of people. It's true that I've lived such a big age, and I haven't looked so talkative.

If I say that my mouth is also stupid, this move will definitely work, right? I have to have a posture first, right?

drink water, and then you are really beautiful, right? (At this time, you go on stage with a cross-dressing expression and point at it blankly.) Rush

(At this time, you slam the cup on the ground)

Rush; Oh, shoot me in the eye! Shoot me in the eye! Oh, my god, it hurts me to death

; Oh, I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I couldn't help it when I saw you. Let me blow it for you. Don't move

rush

rush; Why

? Your eyes are really beautiful. Please let me go in and take a shower (I took off my clothes and rushed there and got a kick)

Chong; Smelly rascal,

Lu; What are you doing?

Rush; Rogue

; Why didn't you succeed if you dropped the same cup?

Chong; Hey, brother, how about teaching you that trick?

"; Give me the key. I'm not fit to live. (grab the key at this time)

rush; What are you doing?

"; You let me go. I can't live

Chong; No, no, no, tell me what's going on. The procedure is the same. I also dropped the cup. I may have dropped the key point and jumped into my eyes. Jumped into your eyes?

"; Then I apologize. I helped her blow it, and then I said, you have beautiful eyes. I want to go in and take a shower.

rush; Take a bath

"; Right

rush; I'm getting you a bath towel. Please rub it. Not

rush; Are you disgusting (slapping your head twice)

; What's the matter

rush; Also take a shower and swim! ! ! Swimming is beautiful, you know, how dirty it is to take a bath. I can't swim.

rush; Sigh. It doesn't matter that you can't swim. Really, I can't help you (I'm going to grab the key again at this moment)

; You give me the key

. Okay, fix it. My house is fine as long as you don't. I'll teach you another trick. Yesterday

happened. I was angry with my girlfriend, too. Aren't you angry here

? Ahhh

rush; Then what? You should learn how to make girls happy today, okay?

Hey; Ok, I'll study hard here

Chong; Study hard, ok? Be true

; I hide

and rush; Hide, hide, oh, I'm so stupid to take a shower. What do you think? You say this day, oh, my God

. Actually, you say this girl is very simple. I think they have very low requirements. You should give her a romantic

feeling, right? You should tell them a romantic story (at this moment). Haha. Hate

rush; Repairing yesterday (hugging Lu's arm)

Lu; Don't touch me

rush; It wasn't yesterday (rushing to hug Lu's arm again)

Lu; I told you not to touch me

rush; I know I didn't (rush and hug my arm)

yesterday. You spread it to me! ! ! (two people sit down)

rush; The sound is quite rough (I have to touch my hand again when I rush) (I point to my hand and let it go)

Oh, come on, don't be angry. Come on, get up and let me tell you a story, okay?

Hey; Talk about your

rush; Come back quickly

; Go ahead

rush; Well, there is a milky way in the sky. At both ends of the milky way, there is a cowherd and a weaver girl. On the seventh day of July every year, magpies build a bridge to meet them, but they can only meet once a year. So they think, why can't we walk in the opposite direction? If we walk in the opposite direction, we can't

every day. Gee ~ ~ ~ hate, hate, hate, hate (give him another hand). Look, you'll know how sweet your mouth is.

Let's go eat. It's really annoying to leave (stepping down)

"; Yes, I totally took it, really. I've done it many times. I definitely can't take a bath and swim wrong this time. Why is this?

There is a milky way in the sky, and there are cowherd and weaver girl on both sides. Then they are opposite. This will definitely work. Oh, it's so beautiful.

rush, you're here

rush; I'm married, can you stop looking for me?

; That's not important. I'm sorry for you yesterday. I apologize today. Can I tell you a story?

Come and sit down. Hey, hey, don't go. (I have to go at this time) You give me a chance and I'll tell you a story.

Go; One minute is faster

; Minute by minute, there is a Milky Way in the sky. For example, this is the Milky Way, and the Cowherd is standing here, and the Weaver Girl is standing here.

They can meet once a year. On July 14th, the magpie made a bridge (rushed up and laid a hand on it)

Chong; On July 14th, I will burn paper for you. No, no matter that day, one day the magpies built a bridge to meet each other, but it bothers them more than once a year. < P > What should I do? They thought we could walk in the opposite direction, so they walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked < P > They didn't touch him, he, he ~ ~ Anyway, they just hugged him in the end, and I didn't care about this < P > rush; Stinky hooligans

hey; Why is it that the procedures are the same? There is a Milky Way Cowherd and Weaver Girl in the sky, so I can't meet them. Brother Chong, you're here.

Chong; What's the matter? What's the matter? Does it work?

; Did not succeed and kicked me

again; Why?

hey; I don't know, I didn't meet you. Look, it's such a program. There is a galaxy in the sky, and the cowherd and the weaver girl walk in opposite directions. Then go

go, go, go and miss

the rush; Can we meet, big brother? Isn't that a circle? How can we go around

? Right

rush; You have to do this (rush to report)

; Oh, how could I forget? Well, when he comes later, I'll do it again. It should be played once, but there is no second time. Ah, then give me the key

. Sigh

sigh; You let me go, I want to blossom, why

rush; Come on, man, I'm begging you. I'm looking for a house and I'm really waiting for it to appreciate. I really beg you

please; Then how to do it

rush; I have one last trick, I taught you.

"; I study hard. I think I will study hard. I will study hard.

rush; If this trick doesn't work again, I can't help it.

"; Ok, ok. .

rush; You should go up and hide in the back.

"; I want to take a closer look, so I won't hide,

rush; That won't do. No one will play Lu. Come on.

"; All right, I'll go down first. I'm hiding.

rush; In fact, you said it was stupid. I don't think this girl is that complicated. She has to

slap this (at this time) every day. Have you sat down for dinner?

; Not just finished exercising

; Ah, ah,

ah; Hmm?

rush; Today, you said that you always eat and eat, and we are really boring. How about we make a bet today? What bet

rush, don't ask what bet to make first. If I win, let me kiss you. If I lose, how about I give you one hundred dollars

Lu; Line

rush; Ok, do you believe that I can kiss you without touching you from any part of my body? I don't believe

rush; You don't believe me (give me a kiss at once). I lost, and I'll give you one hundred yuan

. Hey, you! ! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, poof (I gave you another clap) Oh, you really hate how you are so bad. You

Go for a walk and let's eat. Hey, how many people have you used this trick with,

Chong; Lu Lu, please eat less, you are killing me

Lu; Oh, I hate

absolutely, absolutely this time. I saw it clearly. Everyone saw it clearly, right? It's sure to work.

I didn't miss a word. I'll use this trick. I don't have to say more. I can almost handle less than half of the young and beautiful women in the country.

Come here again and again. I don't need to touch you with any part of my body. I'm sure to work.

: I'm pregnant, can you stop blocking me at my door?

; It's not that you give me another chance, the last time, to

rush; I'm going to see my husband (I'm leaving at this time)

; No, no, no, no. You sit first, you sit first, last chance, I'll make a bet with you today. Line

"; If you win, you have to let me kiss you. If I lose, I will never ask you again. Line

"; Ok

rush; Tell me

I don't need any part of my body to touch you, but I can kiss you. Do you believe it or not? Hahahaha

Chong; I believe in

"; You believe it,

rush; What's the matter

hey; Anyway, I finally kissed

Chong; Smelly rascal, I don't want to see you in my life. I'll tell you

hey; Why? Brother Chong. Brother Chong, where are you? Brother Chong (he threw out the key at this moment)

Chong; Come to my house to blossom.

Lu. No, why are you stringing keys for me? It's not that I don't want to. I can't. I'll become an egg. Do you think it's appropriate?

it is xiu Rui

it is Qiao Shan.