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Why are old people so annoying?

It is nonsense to respect the old and love the young. There are no illegitimate children at any age. Old people and children are not called vulnerable groups. That's called adding a burden to others. Since you need to take care of them, be honest and don't get old. It's broken and abnormal.

My dad, (not my parents)

The first pervert, there is no difference, as long as you say east, she must say west. Once I was drinking milk powder and was seen, I immediately came over and said that boxed milk was good, but milk powder was not good. After a few days, I drank boxed milk and immediately talked about the benefits of milk powder. I said you just said the day before yesterday that milk powder is not good. When she was stunned, she immediately said, Oh, I said that the coffee is not delicious, so box it. I'll go. Why do you suddenly talk about coffee and want to win so much? Do you like picking your eyes so much? It's true that the 10th champion of the World Bar Competition will call you grandparents for life.

This is just the most general example. Once I rear-ended someone by driving, so I just need to get insurance to repair the car normally. I didn't want to say nothing, and I didn't need to fix it. Don't you think it's okay if someone's bumper is cracked? Your sensor radar is fucking destroyed. Who dares to drive it? Then I shook my head and said something about the car, the repair shop and the insurance company. I went there, shaking all over.

Second, I randomly labeled my xbox. One day, I took it out to play for a while. I immediately said in front of the whole family, are you too idle? Why are you still playing games? Don't you know that playing games is addictive? It seems that your work is still insufficient. I went. Last time I played for a few hours, there was a half-year interval between games. How can this be addictive! Besides, what does it matter if I play every day? You don't care if I live or die. You can't hide that I play better than you. My weak answer, I said you should not play mobile phone every day, just for one day. She immediately got angry and shouted loudly, right ... so you are addicted to your mobile phone and can't add another bad habit!

What, I can't watch my mobile phone for a day, so why do you blame me again? At this point, I have understood that it is useless to talk about logic. So I stopped talking. Since then, I have been accused of another serious crime. Don't communicate with your family, live in your own world. It's not that I don't want to talk. In fact, I am a talkative, joking and playful person, but I will die if I communicate with you. I am serious.

Third, it seems like a joke to belittle you and make you lose confidence. No matter what clothes I wear, she won't take it seriously. First she smiled contemptuously, and then your plan was quickly formed in her mind. If it is black, it is a loss. If it is white, it is fat. If there are some patterns, they are loafers. If it's a shirt, it's selling a house.

You don't talk much. Did I ask your opinion? I was in a good mood all morning. As a result, your words gave me a new understanding of turning the corner. Please go to the congestion contest.

No matter what you do, her opening line will always be, you young people do things ... Barabara, when we ... Barabara ... I don't want to hear your stupid childhood things at all, okay? I don't want to hear that you are the fastest in the army, and I don't want to hear how you refused the leadership promotion again and again. I am really not interested, because I am not interested in you. I hate you. I hate you. I even want to hurt you. But you didn't give birth to me and raise me. There is no blood relationship. You can't do this. I messed with me and ruined me. You have no right, even if you are my blood relative, you have no right!

Fourth, the old people's confused behaviors constantly educate me to pay attention to hygiene. All kinds of eyes and eyebrows despise me, as if I were a pollution source, but I wipe the fruit with a rag. The functions of this rag include, but are not limited to, cleaning tables, range hoods, gas stoves, sinks and various kitchen corners. I said, how do you wipe the fruit with a rag? How dirty it is

She said (surprised, as if I were talking about mars language): Huh? How can a rag be dirty? This is the cleanest cloth in the house. I wash it every day.

You wash it every day, and it cleans the table and washes the dishes every day. It shouldn't wipe the fruit.

If you think these places are dirty, don't eat. The kitchen is used for cooking. It is the cleanest in your mouth. How can it be dirty? I tell you, this rag is much cleaner than your hands. Why do you still hold fruit in your hand?

You can't even refute this logic, because you can't remember how it was reversed. I just want to remind you that I don't want to participate in this university debate. Well, I won't eat it because I have a cheap mouth.

There is also crazy collection of all kinds of garbage and plastic bottles, and then all piled up at home. It hasn't worked for years. I'm just a bunch. I just want to negotiate. I didn't say you should think about the consequences. Later, I adjusted my mentality. Since she is going to live in a garbage dump, I'll do as the Romans do. I like dicks. Forget it, adjust your mentality, and the whole person will be much easier.

There are so many things to write, so many wonderful things that I can't remember.

In fact, the elderly do not need special respect, get along normally and treat diseases. Some elderly people are not old enough to coquetry with you, that is, they are psychopaths and like to torture others. In the ancient court of China, the long-lived monarchs were abnormal in the end, killing ministers, concubines and children. That's because they have the imperial power, and they can release this pervert as they want, but now they can't, and they are bound by law and they have no ability.

Fifth, if you can't speak normally, you have to shout. As long as you talk, you have to be an octave higher. Sometimes when you speak, your facial features are ferocious and twisted. Many times, I wonder if you will blame me if you blow up the blood vessels. Calm down, belong to your family. Don't be so violent and full of tyranny all day.

What should we do about these dissidents who can't fight, scold or get angry?

First of all, have a good attitude and don't make noise when you are watching a play.

With less contact, pretending not to hear, pretending not to hear, it is inevitable to be criticized, just say, yes, you are right, I am not good, she can't stand it, especially uncomfortable. Remember, no one is afraid of bars.

What should I do if I encounter confusing behavior? Your behavior is more confusing than hers. Fools are not afraid of normal people, but more stupid people.

Let go, play dumb, disobey logic, do whatever you want, do whatever you want. I've been much better since I got mental illness. real

Finally, the economy must be independent, independent, independent!