A rustic and funny homophonic sentence.

Buzzing annoys others, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, and I tickle you!

2. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

3. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

I have raised a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself if there were any chickens.

6. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

7. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

8. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, and my heart is even worse. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.

9. "I said don't be confused when fighting. Why do you ask candied haws everywhere? "

10. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

1 1. Even I wasn't invited. what are you going to do？

12. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?

13. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

14. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

15. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group dissolved Bear's private chat. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. . .

16. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.

17. Don't talk about love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

18. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

19. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.

20. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

The second sentence of the humorous love story is 2 1. Standing opposite the five enemies of 1, No.2, No.3, No.4 and No.5, my bodyguard said to me, "Please ask my master to tell me how many times to call."

22. If you miss someone, don't say anything, just send him a cold yes, because the cold yes misses you like a river.

23. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

24. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

25. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

26. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

27. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen ant. We didn't have a queen, and then we cried loudly. We really don't have a queen ant.

28. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

29. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

30. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

3 1. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

32. Don't love me. Nothing came of it. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

33. "I said I was going to faint with hunger, and you talked about my second marriage everywhere."

34. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

35. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

36. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

37. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

38. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

39. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

40. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Not round, not round, do you hear?" Don't forgive

The third sentence of the humorous love story is 4 1. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

43. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

44. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

45. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

46. I have been short since I was a child. Grow up or short, short or short. Did you hear that? Still love

47. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

48. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

49. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

50. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

5 1. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

52. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

53. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

54. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

55. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, thinking that I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

56. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

57. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

58. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

59. On the way home, someone sells spices. I bought a bag for cooking. After eating, my eyes filled with tears. It turns out that this is "expected."

60. "I said I was eating out, and they said I was begging out at a young age."

The humorous and earthy homophonic sentence 4 6 1. There is a piece of glass, and I am a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

62. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

63. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?

Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

66. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

67. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

68. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

69. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

70. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

7 1. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?

72. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

73. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

74. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

75. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

76. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

77. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

78. A duckling accidentally tripped over the grass and pulled it out with grass in his hand. The story is called "Hey, Duck Holding Grass".

79. Let me tell you the types of ducks: Little Yellow Duck, Kota Duck and Beijing Roast Duck. Did you miss my ducks ~

80. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.