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Is God good or bad to me?

Since my father was transferred to another hospital, God began to cry, sometimes crying and sometimes sobbing softly. I haven't seen him stop all day. What makes him so sad?

God is sad, and I'm no better. It's fifteen kilometers from my home to the hospital. Because the red code and yellow code at home need to be controlled, the bus stopped, so I had to ride my little electric donkey and go back and forth on the road every day.

I have always been very satisfied with the life of "picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely", but these two days I almost forgot that there is another mountain group by the Lishui River, or "carefree" has been forgotten by me.

What is even more exasperating is that it rained all night. When I came home from the hospital yesterday, the helmet on the electric car disappeared. I don't know who took it away.

That gas! It's raining cats and dogs outside. At home 15 kilometers away, Xiao Xie is craning his neck to look forward to my coming home. It's getting dark, 15 kilometers away! What will the man who stole my helmet say about you? !

Just as I secretly cursed the man who stole my helmet, I caught a glimpse of a helmet not far from me. I walked over and looked disappointed. It wasn't mine!

I really want to put it back! However, there is an invisible force that makes me turn around involuntarily, ride an electric car, put on a poncho and rush into the vast rain and fog.

You are so useless! Others can take yours, why can't you take others'? To tell you the truth, I hate iron for my "Buddha".

I was troubled by this problem all the way. How many people have been kind to what I call "kindness"? I'm trying to find traces of being treated well.

Suddenly, I remembered the friendly smiling face of the nurse, because it was an extraordinary period for my father to be hospitalized. In just one week, I did two nucleic acid tests.

Before each nucleic acid test, you will see all kinds of people coming out from the inside, covering their noses and mouths, but after going in, how do you feel that the nurse sister is so gentle?

It should be my kindness that touched her! I'm looking for a reason for myself that I should continue to be kind, because I know I don't have the capital to do evil, and being kind to others is my amulet when I walk in society.

When my father was admitted to the hospital, I struggled to let him go for two days like he did in the people's hospital near my home.

After my father was admitted to the hospital, I heard a man talking on the phone in the corridor of the hospital. His father also suffered from urinary tract infection and had a high fever for several days. He was not sent to the hospital, and he was at a loss.

It turned out that the doctor who treated us helped us. It was he who pitied us and wouldn't let us wander outside the hospital. Yes, he did negotiate with the leader for a long time with his father's discharge certificate. In fact, we are not related to him.

It turns out that God has always been very kind to me, and I will meet noble people wherever I go! Forget it! What is a pure helmet? ! The anger in my heart finally subsided.

I suddenly remembered a joke that Xiao Xie told me the other day: A man riding a motorcycle in the street without wearing a helmet was stopped by the traffic police. The man said, "I'm sorry! Where is the Public Security Bureau? I want to call the police! My helmet was stolen! "

Is it because of me? Well, if I meet a traffic policeman, let me put it this way. Unfortunately, I didn't meet the traffic police, so I didn't call the police. I was soaked to the skin when I got home. ...

This article was written on August 6, 20265438/kloc-0.