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Mom, you slept with grandpa. Author: The Moon Made of Water Grandpa Wang’s son, daughter-in-law, daughter, and son-in-law all went out to work, leaving four children at home for the two elders to take care of. The four children are too timid to sleep on their own and have to sleep with adults. Because Grandpa Wang talks in his sleep and sometimes makes movements while sleeping, the children are afraid to sleep with him, and the four children all sleep with grandma. During the Chinese New Year, Grandpa Wang’s son, daughter-in-law, daughter, and son-in-law all came back to celebrate the New Year, and the children went back to sleep with their parents. One night, Grandpa Wang and his family were watching TV. Granddaughter Xiaohong might have felt sleepy, so she snuggled up to her mother. Mom picked up Xiaohong and said, "Baby, are you sleepy? How about I take you back to sleep?" "No, I'm not sleepy." Xiaohong said. "Since you're not sleepy, come down and sit by yourself." Mom said. "No, I want you to hug me." Xiaohong said coquettishly. "Okay! But you can't close your eyes. If you close your eyes, I will put you on grandpa's bed and let you sleep with grandpa." Mom teased Xiaohong. Everyone continues to watch TV. Suddenly, Xiaohong pinched her mother's eyes with her hands and closed them. When everyone was confused, Xiaohong said in a childish voice: "Mom, close your eyes. Go sleep with grandpa."
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