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Man: "Yes, I'm from Jiangxi."

Woman: "Wow … it's so far …"

M: (silent ...)

Woman: "Is Jiangxi liberated?"

Man: "No, we all carry guns in class."

Woman: "That teacher can't talk?"

Man: "The teacher brings mortars."

Woman: "Not so exaggerated!"

Man: "You can try!"

Woman: "Where do you speak Mandarin?"

M: "We only speak plastic Mandarin there."

Woman: "Do you live in a cave?"

Man: "No, we live in the mountains."

Female: "Deep mountain? There is a tiger. Why not? "

Man: "I don't know now. There were a few at my door just now. "

Woman: "ah! Aren't you afraid? "

Man: "What are you afraid of? I raised it myself. "

Woman: "What good food do you have there?"

Man: "We can eat anything except airplanes flying in the sky and tanks walking on the ground!" " "

Woman: "Do you still eat raw meat?"

Man: "Our boss invented drilling wood to make a fire, and now we all eat barbecue."

Woman: "Great. I will stay at your house next time I visit Jiangxi. "

Man: "... no problem, but my home is a little far from town."

Woman: ... How far is it?

Man: "I don't know. It may take about 3 days by train. "

Woman: "Then how do you go to school?"

Man: "There is a shuttle bus at school."

Woman: "What car?"

Man: "I don't know, sometimes it's a tank, sometimes it's an armored car."

Woman: "That must have taken a long time?"

Man: "I'm used to it. Just leave half a year in advance! "

Woman: "Is there chaos in your place?"

Man: "It's not chaotic. It's common to fight and kill."

"………………!"

Woman: "Is your marriage monogamous?"

Man: "No, each of us can have 10 wives."

Woman: "Impossible ~ ~ ~ How many wives do you have now?"

M: "I have 12 wives now, and I will marry three after graduation."

Woman: "Scared to death! 12 is not enough? Why do you have to marry three more? Isn't it said that every man can only marry 10? "

M: "10 is not much. I can marry as many as I want, because my father is the village head! " "

Female: "Do you want to burn incense in the tomb of the martyrs after Qingming?"

Man: "We don't have a martyr's tomb here. I only go to burn incense to worship my ancestors. "

Woman: "So you also burn paper money and set off firecrackers when you worship your ancestors, right?"

Man: "No, we all burn RMB and don't set off firecrackers. We all threw grenades down the hill! " "

Woman: "Is there a telephone in Jiangxi?"

Man: "Jiangxi has no telephone, so you can only use your mobile phone."

Woman: "Is the phone bill expensive?"

Man: "We don't have to pay the phone bill. We launched our own communication satellite! " "

Woman: "Are you in the Internet cafe now?"

Man: "No, we don't have an Internet cafe here. Everyone has a' notebook', which has been used since my grandfather's grandfather. "

Woman: "I heard that Hebi also won many gold medals in the Olympic Games."

Man: "Yes, people here use it to lock keys."

Woman: "Then your training there is very hard!" " "

Man: "no, whoever has time here will go without any hard training." I didn't have time on August 8, 2008, so I didn't go. "

.............................. Niu B

Woman: "Are there many handsome guys there?"

Man: "I don't know how many. I have never seen anything that is not handsome so far. "