Low-carbon environmental protection joke! ! ! Be short and write more.

One day, the teacher said to his classmates, "Now our earth is very polluted, so we should advocate a low-carbon life with practical actions." The students all said "I know". So, the next day, the teacher asked everyone: "Did the students advocate with practical actions?" Xiao Ming stood up and said, "Teacher, I think there are many people getting off at the building, so the exhaust will pollute our community, so I just …" The teacher asked, "To persuade adults to drive less?" Xiao Ming replied, "No, I blocked the exhaust pipes of all the cars under our community with towels."

A health administrator, one day a man lost a broken pen, and the health administrator told him to pick it up and throw it into the trash can. Another man came and spat. The health administrator said, "Pick it up and throw it in the trash can!" " "Hearing this, the man fainted to the ground, and the passers-by next to him burst into laughter.

Customer: the rat poison you sell here doesn't work at all The mouse not only didn't die after eating it, but also became fatter and fatter!

Shop assistant: Oh, yes. This is a new type of environment-friendly rat poison, which does not contain any toxin. The principle of killing rats is to feed fat rats. When rats are too fat to get into holes, cats and people are easy to kill. Don't worry, please continue to use it.

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and played badminton.

Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! "

Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "