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I want to buy a house and ask them some tricky questions. Please give them some hehe.

1. You want to bargain, hehe.

tricky question:

1. can you guarantee that I won't bargain after buying a house? Suppose the price is reduced within one year, how can I be compensated?

2. When will the house be delivered? Give a definite time? Suppose you don't pay the house on time, how can you compensate?

3. when is the heating? I want a written guarantee and liability for breach of contract.

wait, hehe.