Song Xiaobao Xu Zhisheng Sketch Line 2022

In 2022, Song Xiaobao Xu Zhisheng performed a sketch called "There are so many people in this world". Some lines are as follows:

Che Xiao: Bao Xiao, Bao Xiao, you didn't hear me calling you Bao Xiao. Song Xiaobao: Manager. Che Xiao: Here's a ton. Come on, don't sleep. A cup of coffee a day. Dry. Song Xiaobao: I'm sleepy sitting there. I thought, I wanted to lie on my back, but when I saw there was no room, I just sat there and rolled up.

Che Xiao: Versailles, right? But you are most qualified to go to Versailles because you are the sales champion of our company. Within six months, there will be 45 couples. Song Xiaobao: Don't flatter me. Those are all male guests. As long as you let me be the foil, there is no difficulty in holding hands with the female guests. How can I be so capable?

Che Xiao: You are great. According to my analysis, no matter what kind of man, standing in front of you will be particularly perfect. Song Xiaobao: That manager, doesn't that mean I'm not perfect? Che Xiao: That's not true. I think, in the case of your extreme imperfection, isn't that another kind of perfection?

Song Xiaobao: I see. Then I am the helper of the imperfect world. Che Xiao: You are not perfect in my mind. Song Xiaobao: Thank you. Che Xiao: If you successfully fix the last couple today, I will give you a surprise, which is the biggest surprise in my unexpected life.