What paragraphs summarize campus life?

When I was at school, I was going to change my pants in the dormitory one day. I just took off my belt, but I didn't expect several female students to come in. I had no choice but to come to the dormitory next door with my pants. I untied my button and was about to take it off. Unexpectedly, several female students came in. I had no choice but to carry my pants to the door of the dormitory next door. Because I was in a hurry with pants in my hand, I had to kick open the dormitory door and shout, "Is there a woman in it?" Is there a woman? "I saw many girls sitting in the room, looking at me in horror. ...

2.？ One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. .....

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should. ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu!

Hehe, I wish my brothers and sisters who are wandering outside in advance.

3.？ Everyone who is studying knows that some students often set up some "sets" to make fun of you. I remember when I was studying Yueyang Tower, classmate A suddenly pointed to the word "poem" in the sentence "Tang Xian's modern poems are engraved on it" in the textbook and asked me, "How do you pronounce these two words?" I was caught off guard and blurted out, "Poetry!" A immediately replied, "Hey, disciple!" I don't know. I was fooled Now I think hard for a moment, and I have the law of revenge. I asked, "How do you pronounce these two words?" A said, "I don't know." I knew there was such an answer. I smiled and said, "You're outrageous! You don't even know the' master'! "

4.？ At the end of the art class, the teacher collected a classmate's picture book locally. Kangkang said to the teacher when handing in the picture book, "Teacher, please don't put my book at the bottom." The teacher asked strangely, "Why?" "Because I draw an egg, if I put it under it, it will be crushed."

5.？ Once in an English class, there was a sound of starting a motorcycle outside. The sound lasted for a long time, making people fidgety. At this time, the teacher noticed everyone's irritability, shook his head and said, "China's motorcycle. Hey! " After class, we found out that it was the workers who were logging!

6.？ The absent-minded professor was ill and had to be hospitalized. When the doctor came to the door of his ward, the nurse said, "Professor, the doctor is here." The poor professor snorted and said, "Tell him I can't see him now. I am too ill. "

7.？ My friends and I were very proud when we first entered military training. We just got the uniform from the material supply office and saw a man in uniform coming towards us. We immediately saluted and said loudly, "Good morning, sir."

"Good morning," the other replied. "The post office staff are at your service."

8.？ In anatomy class, there are five hearts on the table, one of which is at least four times bigger than the others.

The classmate whispered, "This man must have died of pleural effusion."

"This person must have died of myocarditis. His heart has become so thick that he must be inflamed. "

"This person must be a myocardial infarction, and both left and right ventricles are hypertrophy."

The teacher said, "In order to let the students see more clearly, I specially prepared a big cow heart today ..."

Classmate:! @@$%^&； *

One day in anatomy class, the teacher couldn't find the pointer, so he picked out a person's upper arm from the anatomy table, held it up, pointed to the blackboard and said, "Let's talk about the next question." ....

9.？ Teacher: "If you have twenty marks in one pocket and fifty marks in the other, what does that mean?" Student: "That means I'm not wearing my own pants."

10. Teacher: Please rewrite the sentence "My brother goes to school" into the future tense. Student: My brother's son goes to school.

1 1. In the computer class, the absent-minded Luca was asked by the professor by name. "Why don't you answer, Luca? Is my question difficult? " "Oh, no, sir. I fully understand your question, but the answer stumped me. "

12. Several students get together to compare who worships foreign things the least. Wang Jia spoke first: I never buy foreign goods; Yi Lee shook his head: I never watch foreign movies; Zhang Bing stood up slowly and said, Hum, I have never failed a foreign language exam since I entered school! Angry teacher (joke)

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily, just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!" "

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" "

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " "

The students shouted together: "Good morning, good afternoon and good evening, teacher!"!

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today, we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. If I say you shouldn't talk, you will get-10! You say antonyms out loud. From now on.

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "The weather is terrible today. "

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere." Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people." Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young." Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand." Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar." Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " Student: "Correct, you should say so! " "

Teacher: "Wrong." Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "this is not possible, it is illegal;" ! "student:" this is ok, this is a legal act; " !"

Teacher: "I was wrong." Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " Student: "Listen to everything the teacher says. "

This is a mistake! "

Teacher: "You are so stupid." Student: "We are very smart.

Teacher: "Stop!" Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " Student: "We say that we are all geniuses. "

Go! "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " Student: "The teacher listens to us! " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "Student:" The teacher should listen to the students! " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " Student: "Now let's continue to practice! " "

Teacher: "Are you endless?" Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "