Generation after generation of troubles

? Yang Wenfen and I are classmates in Class 3, Grade 3. She called me Xiao Yan. Teacher Liu, the head teacher, asked me out of curiosity why Yang Wenfen called me aunt when she was older than me. I rolled my eyes and answered the teacher that she was the daughter of my father's brother's daughter. Teacher Liu soon woke up and called you a silly girl. Just say she's your uncle's granddaughter.

? In the fifth grade, things were a little troublesome. My cousin's son became my head teacher. Yang Wenfen quietly told her classmates that her name was Miss Yan's brother, and Miss Yan had to call me aunt. Students often enjoy it. When Teacher Yan gets angry, some daring and naughty students will make jokes after school. "Teacher yan, don't be too hard on us. Be careful that we complain to your aunt. " Teacher Yan can only stare blankly.

? Our family is a big family, so there are elders in the family, which leads to many jokes. The newly arrived son-in-law and daughter-in-law are most afraid of one thing, greeting their loved ones! I remember my brother-in-law came to my house for the first time and saw a relative in his sixties. Before I could introduce myself, I politely said hello, "Hello, Aunt." Aunt quickly got up and said, "Aunt Dad, this can't be done. You should call me big sister. " Not convinced, the brother-in-law said to his sister, "She is so old, how can she call her sister?"? If you call you, I will call you aunt. " But since then, my brother-in-law has learned to be smart. When you meet relatives you don't know, ask before you say hello.

Once a cousin got married, my husband and I came to congratulate him. My husband has a thick beard, which is really eye-catching. He was chatting with several familiar relatives when his second cousin's grandson came over and praised him: "Hello, Grandpa, your beard is so stylish and delicious!" " Husband turned to see who he praised. His nephew, about his age, smiled and said, "I'm talking about you, my aunt!" " "Mr. Wang was so scared that he quickly found a corner to sit honestly, burying his head in playing with his mobile phone, not looking at people, and not walking around casually.

When the daughters-in-law get together, they spit: "I am most afraid of big things at home. There are so many people looking at people of the same age. Some call me brothers and sisters, some call me uncles and aunts, and some call me aunts by their first names. People call us auntie and auntie in turn. What's even more frightening is that someone called me grandma, grandma. I immediately became an old man. I am not old! " Therefore, daughters-in-law would rather bury themselves in their work than greet guests who come in and out. They really can't tell who is who.

? Our family has now reached six generations under one roof, and the generations are more complicated. Fortunately, everyone is more open-minded and tolerant of those relatives who don't see each other often. Unlike in the past, if the name is wrong, the elders will feel angry and make the younger generation afraid. My nephew and grandnephew are high school classmates and get along very well. They also know that they are uncles. Grandnephew made a pact with his nephew for three chapters. "I must explain first, it is ok to play together. I think you are brother-in-law, but don't make me call you brother-in-law. I only call you by your scientific name. "

Although the children's children's song "Family Song" is catchy and the family relationship is simple, it is generally not confused. If you meet a big family, it is still not easy to address it accurately. Fortunately, I know it very well and I don't know how to call it by seniority. Ask me!