How to praise a person's humor?

Here are some boastful and humorous sentences for the landlord, hoping to help you.

1, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

3, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleaning up.

You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

On the train, a white woman and a black woman are breast-feeding their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."

7. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

8. If we are two parallel lines, there will never be an intersection, but one day the parallel lines will bend.