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The story of wings (continued)
After the adventure ended, everyone relaxed for a while.
As always, as usual, they invented inventions to support seclusion and eat tiger sharks and things like that.
People who read like Arthur, study like Tingting, and watch TV like Charlie.
Listening to music is like listening to Loki. In short, no one is idle, including the two who have been arguing since five in the morning. Obviously, these two people must be very familiar with each other. Grandpa Mo also carefully planned a mysterious gift to reward everyone in these three months.
"I've had enough of you!"
"That sentence is just what I want to say. Alas, unlike some people, tut tut ~ "
"Tang have what fantastic? Aren't you a guide? What is there to show off? "
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, it's true that I'm not like some idiot who yells at the slightest thing."
"You ..."
No, the two' great gods' are quarreling tirelessly again, and they don't bother. Arthur lowered his head and ate Tiramisu silently.
Keep reading, the rest of the people have long been accustomed to it. Ah Rong and Duoduo Mo, two sworn enemies, I think everyone is familiar with them!
"Damn wings!"
As usual, Duoduo Mo, who can't argue with Wen, glared at someone and went to eat angrily. This guy is still an impulsive single cell. On the contrary, Wing is obviously mature and calm.
In sharp contrast with Duoduo Mo, water and fire complement each other, which is why they are both rivals and teammates! Calm is better than calm and impulsive, which is why Wing wins a lot every time …
Arthur smiled at them. When will they get rid of this habit of quarrelling? Charlie is bored and contemptuous.
I looked at them a few times and said nothing.
"Ah, Xiaoyi, Grandpa Mo's gift seems to have arrived."
Loki warned that Wing nodded and looked at Duoduo Mo briefly.
"Don, what do you want with me?"
Duoduo Mo certainly gave Wing a dirty look. Wing's head went crazy at the crossroads, regardless of the image of watching TV. Charlie roared.
"As a pet! How can you not teach the master well? ! "
Duoduo Mo waited for a while and looked at Wing De. Obviously, he didn't know what Wing De meant. Charlie looked at Duoduo Mo with disdain, and Arthur finally couldn't help laughing.
Everyone laughed, and Arthur held back his laughter and said to Duoduo Mo.
"Toto, Wing means that you should get the letter."
Wing thinks it's nothing, but he really wants to have the impulse to kill this idiot in front of him, because the next second, Modo.
Talking too much is enough to kill everyone's popularity … ..
"Why should I get it? Aren't your hands very long? Loki spoke to you, not to me. "
Wing almost didn't fall to the ground, Charles IX fought back his anger, Tingting dropped her pencil for homework, and Loki almost didn't drop it while listening to music.
When I dropped my headphones, the tiger shark almost choked to death on food, and Fu You almost' mutilated' his hand in the experiment …
Wing wants to take out the knife, and Arthur holds Wing's hand and says.
"Calm down, you should learn to hold back and calm down."
Wing didn't good the spirit of staring at Duoduo Mo, said slowly.
"So, please ask, is he me, grandpa, or you, grandpa?"
Duoduo Mo thought he didn't know if this was chaos, but he almost said it.
"That's your grandfather."
If your eyesight is good enough, you can see that the black air on the Wing is increasing, and there are N+ 1 intersections, Arthur i.
A face of helpless looking at Duoduo Mo, sighed.
"No, that seems to be my grandfather."
Duoduo Mo finally responded. Looking at Wing Duoduo Mo, he felt a little scared, because Wing's mouth twitched strangely, and his Gherardini look was terrible.
Arthur held Wen's hand and somehow let it go, as if he were afraid. When Tingting spoke, Wing's strange expression finally disappeared.
"That's enough! Stop it! I'll get the letter! "
Tingting went out to look for it, and Duoduo Mo reacted immediately.
"Damn wings! ! ! ! "
Wing is certainly not a vegetarian, retorted.
"This sentence is clearly I said you! Idiot Duoduo Mo. "
"Do you want to fight? Don! "
"That's my intention. I am very happy to be with you! "
Say dozen dozen, two people rolled up their sleeves is about to scale, Arthur had no choice but to come forward to stop the two men's humiliation, Duoduo Mo let even wing people also follow together!
As a result, later ... I don't know why Duoduo Mo slipped and pushed the wing: we believe it was definitely not an accident! Wing was unstable and actually fell on Arthur ... imagine the consequences.
Now you can see it in the gorgeous villa. Wing put his hands on the ground, and Arthur was pressed down, with his mouth only a little away from his mouth.
With a distance of 1 cm, they will reach Kiss with a little action.
Duoduo Mo's mouth opened wide in an "O" shape. It's good that Charles IX didn't suffocate. This situation lasted only a few minutes, but it was a long century for everyone.
1 of' noting', Tingting came back to see this scene and asked.
"Hey, hey! What the hell are you doing? "
The wings suddenly jumped up. Arthur's face is now comparable to a microwave oven.
"Ink-more-more! ! ! ! ! ! You're dead. ! ! "
Wing, looked at the "culprit" Dodomo in disgust. Duoduo Mo has run away with oil on the soles of his feet and robbed the Tibetan silver knife, Tang Xiao.
Wing is the last straw to catch up with.
If I don't kill you today, I won't be Don!
"Well, you guys, hey, hey, stop it. Grandpa Mo sent a letter and a beautiful gift box. "
Tingting said when two people play, Ye Rong didn't good the spirit stared at Duoduo Mo, brimming with anger and Tingting.
Boutique box, actually took out a few tickets from it.
"Oh oh! It's a plane ticket! "
Wing DE directly took the letter to have a look and read it:
"Dear Duoduo Mo ink you head! You guys okay? Not good at all! Killed by your nephew! Praise you
The outstanding performance of the children is not all my help! I have decided to let you go abroad and have a good rest for a few days. we
It doesn't matter if you go out together, as long as you don't go with Duoduo Mo! Some of them are going to London, England, while others are going to France.
Lee is leaving. Cut the crap and get to the point! Wen, Arthur and Duoduo Mo are going to Paris. Why? ! ! ! Tiger shark,
Tingting, Charlie and Loki, it's unfair to help you go to London, England! ! ! Haha, do you know why you did it? not have
I don't agree with anything about it! I protest! Because there are not enough air tickets. Is this the reason? ! So the wing is for protection.
It is unscientific to prove their safety, which wronged you! Loki and Charlie should take good care of others. Why should they listen to you? The abbreviation of Luoyang
The base is mine! Offenders will be prosecuted! ! ! ! That's it! I wish you all a good time! "
Xxxx- this is Wing's voice.
Wing has the urge to kill after watching it with a black face. Everyone was happy, but Duoduo Mo and Wing glared at each other.
These two guys are still so naive-this is Arthur's voice.
I don't know why, Arthur was a little excited after hearing it. Because ... He shook his head, he must be yesterday?
Hallucinating at night, how is it possible?
Chapter 2 Pick up the plane and fly to France?
After three days of busy trip preparation, I finally set off as scheduled.
"Boom ..." With the noise, the plane flying to Paris, France gradually left the horizon. ..
By the way, it didn't seem to go well before boarding the plane ... hehehe ..
"Can't you two hurry up? Slow to death "
A blue shirt, gray slacks and a white hat on his head impatiently urged the two people behind him to take off their hats and look at them with a pair of blue pupils.
"You two guys, say what to quarrel all night is worse than poison tongue, so sleepy now, do you know the consequences of quarreling all night? It's really troublesome. Hurry up! "
Yes, this is our King Arthur, looked at his pocket watch and said helplessly.
"Really, the plane will take off in 75 minutes, and we haven't checked our luggage yet. Hurry up! "
As soon as he tossed his head, Arthur dragged his suitcase straight away. Left wing and Modo looked at right wing and Duoduo Mo without looking back. Then watch Arthur jerk up his suitcase.
"Hey ... Arthur, slow down ... wait for me!"
= = = = = = = = = = Yinjia is a lovely dividing line = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Draw a line before boarding.
It seems that Grandpa Mo is not bad for them, and he actually flies first class! Arthur sat by the window after boarding the plane, put on headphones and listened to a familiar maximilian hecker song to relax himself.
After Wen and Duoduo Mo got on the plane, Wen sat in the middle, Duoduo Mo sat in the aisle, and Duoduo Mo fell asleep as soon as he got on the plane. It seems that he is really tired. Wing called Charlie and ordered them to sleep slowly.
Arthur looked at it with a book on learning French, glanced at them inadvertently and couldn't help laughing. These two guys are really cute after they shut up.
After laughing, Arthur picked up the book and continued reading. The sound of steady breathing echoed in the cabin of the plane, and the plane slowly flew to France. The clouds in the sky become extremely beautiful and dazzling under the irradiation of the sunset.
The afterglow spilled on Arthur's face and on the passengers on the plane, with a strong dreamy color.
Fan: (anthomaniac) Athens ~ Tang: Fuck you! Rob people, right? Fan: No, no, how dare I? (Heart: Damn Wing, I'm the editor! What are you dragging? Ha ha. ...
It seems to be a romantic atmosphere in Paris, France. It's so beautiful that I don't want to leave my sight for a long time. After about 2 hours, Duoduo Mo and Rong woke up. When they woke up, the atmosphere immediately became lively.
"Damn wings! I despise you, despise you, despise you! "
"Slice! You deserve it. Who is to blame? "
"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't stay up all night!"
"You clearly put forward to participate in the competition, and now you blame me?"
There are more and more people watching, and the two of them are still arguing with each other: it's really exciting ~ crowd: is this section over? Fan: Yes, otherwise you think ~ Zhong: You are so lazy! Fan: of course ~ (being kicked)
Chapter 2 Pick up the plane and fly to France?
After three days of busy trip preparation, I finally set off as scheduled.
"Boom ..." With the noise, the plane flying to Paris, France gradually left the horizon. ..
By the way, it didn't seem to go well before boarding the plane ... hehehe ..
"Can't you two hurry up? Slow to death "
A blue shirt, gray slacks and a white hat on his head impatiently urged the two people behind him to take off their hats and look at them with a pair of blue pupils.
"You two guys, say what to quarrel all night is worse than poison tongue, so sleepy now, do you know the consequences of quarreling all night? It's really troublesome. Hurry up! "
Yes, this is our King Arthur, looked at his pocket watch and said helplessly.
"Really, the plane will take off in 75 minutes, and we haven't checked our luggage yet. Hurry up! "
As soon as he tossed his head, Arthur dragged his suitcase straight away. Left wing and Modo looked at right wing and Duoduo Mo without looking back. Then watch Arthur jerk up his suitcase.
"Hey ... Arthur, slow down ... wait for me!"
= = = = = = = = = = Yinjia is a lovely dividing line = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Draw a line before boarding.
It seems that Grandpa Mo is not bad for them, and he actually flies first class! Arthur sat by the window after boarding the plane, put on headphones and listened to a familiar maximilian hecker song to relax himself.
After Wen and Duoduo Mo got on the plane, Wen sat in the middle, Duoduo Mo sat in the aisle, and Duoduo Mo fell asleep as soon as he got on the plane. It seems that he is really tired. Wing called Charlie and ordered them to sleep slowly.
Arthur looked at it with a book on learning French, glanced at them inadvertently and couldn't help laughing. These two guys are really cute after they shut up.
After laughing, Arthur picked up the book and continued reading. The sound of steady breathing echoed in the cabin of the plane, and the plane slowly flew to France. The clouds in the sky become extremely beautiful and dazzling under the irradiation of the sunset.
The afterglow spilled on Arthur's face and on the passengers on the plane, with a strong dreamy color.
Fan: (anthomaniac) Athens ~ Tang: Fuck you! Rob people, right? Fan: No, no, how dare I? (Heart: Damn Wing, I'm the editor! What are you dragging? Ha ha. ...
It seems to be a romantic atmosphere in Paris, France. It's so beautiful that I don't want to leave my sight for a long time. After about 2 hours, Duoduo Mo and Rong woke up. When they woke up, the atmosphere immediately became lively.
"Damn wings! I despise you, despise you, despise you! "
"Slice! You deserve it. Who is to blame? "
"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't stay up all night!"
"You clearly put forward to participate in the competition, and now you blame me?"
There are more and more people watching, and the two of them are still arguing with each other: it's really exciting ~ crowd: is this section over? Fan: Yes, otherwise you think ~ Zhong: You are so lazy! Fan: of course ~ (being kicked)
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