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Du Fu and Li Bai's Swearing Poems
Du Fu: Frogs croak in the clear water pool; I don't know about it.
Li Bai: Green water and fertile fields, fragrant rice and flowers. Don't pretend with me.
Du Fu: The green willows on the hillside reflect the clear spring, and the old debts have been paid.
Li Bai: Qianshan is always in love. I can't do it without paying back the money.
Du Fu: Waterfalls and springs don't stop flowing. What if I don't pay you back?
Li Bai: Two orioles sing green willows. If you don't pay me back, you are a dog.
Du Fu: A flower in an evergreen tree dares to call me a bastard.
Li Bai: The Yangtze River flows eastward. Why are you so awesome?
Du Fu: The Great Wall will not fall. Brothers mixing with society is tricky.
Li Bai: Don't mess with me, or I will hurt you.
Du Fu: Boy, don't be crazy with me, or I'll let you die.
Li Bai: The Yellow River is rolling forward. If you don't agree with us, then do it.
Du Fu: The sun is like fire, and the breeze blows on your face, no matter who the fighter is afraid of.
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