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Take stock of the interesting things in the process of learning to drive! Have you ever experienced despair?

Learning to drive is simple-relax. Subject 1: Download the classic driving test on the mobile phone before the test, do exercises, and then conduct a mock test. If the test score reaches 90 or above, you can basically take the formal exam. This theory is easy to pass. Subject 2: (small road test), the most important thing is to learn to back into the warehouse. Listen carefully to the teacher's teaching, and then practice repeatedly, such as driving in a corner, turning at a right angle, parking sideways, discus road, width-limited door, 100-meter acceleration, and starting on a ramp-as long as you practice reversing into the warehouse, everything else will be solved. Subject 3: (Road test) Don't be nervous during the road test. First of all, when you get on the bus, fasten your seat belt, adjust your seat ... and complete a whole set of actions in driving practice. It is not difficult to concentrate on thinking, be bold and cautious, and operate steadily in the road test. Subject 4: multiple-choice questions, theoretical tests, more learning and more simulation, easy to test.

Have you ever been desperate because of driving? Never experienced it. On the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway, I saw with my own eyes the desperate expression of others who caused serious accidents due to speeding and overtaking. When driving, you must strictly abide by the traffic laws and regulations, do not run red lights, overspeed, press lines, stop illegally, drive in the opposite direction, or get drunk.

As for what you said, the gear was broken when you put it in gear. Don't be afraid, let alone despair. Learn to deal with emergencies-when you encounter a gear, the gear is broken, which can be divided into two situations: first, the gear is not put on and the gear is broken. At this time, the car will not go, and there is no danger at all. You just need to turn off the key and let the car stall; In the second case, the gear is installed and the gear is broken. At this time, you can't wait for the bus to run. At this time, you step on the clutch, release the throttle, slow down and pull over, then turn off the key, and it will be safe.

Driving is dangerous, so you must practice before you go on the road. You must thoroughly study laws and regulations and keep them in mind. Practice makes perfect. Don't be reckless. Be bold and cautious. Only when you have a plan can you feel like a duck to water.

[Tears streaming down my face] When reversing, I drove the car to the ridge and put it on the shelf.

With the progress and development of society, cars are becoming more and more popular for us, so many students go to driving schools to register for driving. There are countless wonderful things for students to practice driving. Let me tell you an anecdote about my personal experience.

One thing that impressed me the most in my driving experience was that when I was practicing the subject three exam, I believe many friends had the same fear when practicing driving, that is, the starting link. At that time, my study task was to drive the coach car around the outer ring road and complete a series of prescribed actions such as checking the lights under the car, starting, getting on the bus, overtaking, 100 meter shift, turning around and accelerating. When I got to the intersection, I happened to meet it.

I'm really more afraid of what will happen. When the green light turned left, I started the car according to the regulations taught by the coach. When the front of the car was slightly raised, I decisively put down the handbrake. However, the car didn't give me any face, so I resolutely put out the fire. Then I restarted the car and put out the fire again. At this time, the vehicle that wants to turn around behind has begun to honk, and my heart is in a hurry.

I started the car again, and this time the car finally moved forward slowly. Just when I was secretly excited, the car suddenly stopped at the parking line at the intersection. Just when I was puzzled, I only heard the coach whisper in the co-pilot position, don't you watch the lights when driving? I looked up, and it turned out that when I failed to start the car twice, the signal light had changed from green to red again, and the coach stepped on the brake in the co-pilot position.

When the green light came on again, in fact, my brain had already collapsed and I missed the green light for 30 seconds again and again. I'm completely desperate. At this point, honking the horn can no longer satisfy the vehicles waiting to turn behind, and it also flashes me with dimming from time to time. Then the coach said, "Let's change places and watch my operation."

So, we got off the bus and changed places. When the green light came on again, I looked at the coach's hands and feet and silently recalled his operation process. Sure enough, the coach was not in vain, and the car started smoothly and crossed the parking line. However, this is not the end. When I looked at the coach with admiration, my feet were not idle. Hahaha, I used to use the co-driver's brake as the accelerator, stepped on it, and the car stopped in the middle of the intersection like a short circuit. The coach is also confused. After a few seconds, the coach sighed and silently started the car to return to the starting point again. In the next few days, I can only watch other students practice on the road, and I can only keep stepping on the simulated clutch accelerator brake.

But in the end, many things happen. After the coach's patient teaching and my own unremitting efforts, I passed the exam of subject three at one time. This is an unforgettable driving experience in my life. I wish all my friends who are taking the driver's license can pass the course smoothly.

I didn't learn the story of driving. My sister learns to drive by herself, which is better than the coach teaching in the car. The score of subject 2 is 100, and the latter one didn't come up because of the epidemic.

High-energy reaction ahead, non-combatants please evacuate immediately! This answer is for entertainment only!

1. Coach: "See the man in front? Hit him! " Me: "I dare not". Coach: "I dare not let go of the accelerator!" " ! ! "

2. Once in the driving school, my coach was very tough. I didn't master the clutch at first, but shrugged when the car started. The coach scolded: "* * * Japanese cars!" I didn't know what happened at that time, so I silently replied, "Otherwise, fuck you."

I asked the coach above the co-pilot, "Why is the steering wheel a little loose?" The coach said simply, "I remember it was the first rain in 20 13 years." One of your senior students came to learn to drive and told her to brake. Instead of stepping on the brakes, she grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and pulled her mouth back and shouted, so the steering wheel was a bit loose. "

4. Coach: "Where are you going?" ! ! ! Me: "Go right … you're right …" Coach: "Go right! ! ! * * * Fight! ! (deafening) "Don't let me meet you on the road after I get my driver's license. "

5. Walk around the car to check during the road test. After the inspection, you should ask to get on the bus. When I fasten my seat belt and get ready, I will say to the examiner: report to the examiner that the vehicle has been checked and request to take off! ! ! (Actually, what I want to say is the beginning), the examiner said calmly: I'm glad you are happy.

6. Coach: "Step on the brakes!" Female student: "..." Coach: "Brake quickly!" The female student "..." The coach can only step on the brakes on the passenger side. Female student: "Oh! So the brakes are on your side! No wonder I can't find it! " Coach: ...

7. Once I practiced driving downhill, I was so nervous that I didn't know why I slammed on the accelerator. The coach shouted: brake, brake with your feet. I quickly opened the door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than twenty meters, it finally stopped! The coach was so scared that he took ten yuan and asked me to buy him Chinese to calm him down. I was depressed at that time. Why should I use toothpaste to calm my nerves? The next day, the coach silently refunded my tuition. ...

8. During the practice in the third quarter, the coach said not to look down at the gear when shifting gears. When shifting gears, a nervous hand is put on the handbrake and pulled up to drift him. The coach said you were tough, and then silently fastened your seat belt.

9. Coach: Shake, shake! After all kinds of hi, slap the past! Student: Shake it a few times! Coach: I told you to roll up the window! The dead old man ... in fact, he learned to drive and he was tanned!

10. In the third year of practice, the coach said, "Come on." I said, "I will." The coach said, "Come on." I said, "Thank you, coach. I will. " After that, I made a fight. The coach couldn't help it: "* * * let you step on the gas pedal."

I got stuck in grade three when I was learning to drive. When I was practicing driving, the coach said that I had no problem in the exam. After the exam, the coach made me afraid of wasting fuel. I got stuck in the third division as soon as I got on the bus. I cried when I got off the bus. I dare not call the coach. In the evening, the coach called me and asked me why I couldn't pass the exam. I said the coach didn't say anything. Maybe I'm angry.

1, don't focus on failing the exam, but why?

Why do many students often fall into sadness? That's because they always imply "I failed this course". In fact, come out and reflect on whether you haven't practiced well enough and what you are unfamiliar with before the exam, and you will soon find the crux.

The coach or others won't blame you for failing this course.

Of course, the coach expects you to be admitted, but it is normal to play badly, and there is no need to feel guilty and blame others.

3. I want to overcome the psychological shadow and practice failure.

After failing the exam, you will dream about your mistakes at night, and even don't want to go to the driving school to practice driving ... The psychological shadow of failing the exam will affect your performance in the next exam, so don't be afraid to stand up from where you fell.

Relax when you don't practice driving, so as not to get stuck in a dead end.

After failing the exam, it's good to have a good cry or sleep and get rid of negative emotions. Later, I practiced driving with a relaxed attitude, knowing that I have been through many battles, what am I afraid of!

It is more important to know how to deal with the unexpected situation in the exam than to work hard.

It is suggested to communicate with the coach how to deal with unexpected situations in the examination room, such as the car stalling during the road test and the sudden escape of pedestrians.

Now basically everyone has a driver's license. Although driving practice is boring, those embarrassing and interesting moments during driving practice often make us laugh!

Many people say that reversing into the warehouse is the most difficult thing to learn to drive, and it is actually the place where coaches train the most. When school started, I reversed my car and put it in storage. After several turns in the left and right direction, my descendants were completely covered. I can't see the garage in the rearview mirror at all. I was even more nervous when I saw the coach sitting in the co-pilot with a serious face. I was so worried that I was sweating. After a while, I still have no idea. I can only stop and look at the coach with help. This is what the coach said in an acquired tone-it's not your fault, you don't have to be nervous, just take care of our garage. I'm ..........!

Turn off the engine, turn off the engine, and you can't start continuously on the half slope. The coach can't help it-make you feel your body shaking, not your legs! Do you want me to get off and help you? Don't back down. You can start now!

After practicing and studying on the court several times, the coach asked me to drive on the road. The first time I was nervous, I drove very slowly. When driving, I found that the speed is getting faster and faster! I have been lifting my feet to collect oil, but the speed is getting faster and faster, and there is a car next to me. I was so nervous that I clung to the steering wheel. After a while, I finally couldn't help asking the coach if the car was broken. I let go of the accelerator and the car ran faster and faster! This is not good for you. You drive slower than a snail. I'm stepping on the gas for you, the coach said with a bad smile! I am speechless. ...

In the third exam, I forgot to use the light to simulate that the car had started to catch fire after driving at night, and kept turning the key to hit the light there. That was an emergency. When the system voice prompts me to deduct ten points after touching for more than ten years, I finally woke up and found that the car started and the turn signal was not turned off. At that time, I thought I would finish the whole process of the exam if I failed, so I didn't stop to get off and drove straight ahead. There was an urgent voice from the loudspeaker-classmate XXX, please pull over immediately and park safely! Much like a policeman calling off a suspect!

Fortunately, I don't have to make up lessons in every subject. I passed it all! Get a driver's license in about forty days!

Those embarrassing and interesting things happened when you were learning to drive!

Learning to drive in a driving school is a very difficult thing for ordinary people. I'm not afraid of jokes. It took my sister two years to get her driver's license. In the past two years, I have also heard many interesting stories from her. A friend who applied for the exam with my sister, even for two years, didn't even take a subject.

The most interesting time I remember is that I practiced driving with my coach. The coach fell asleep in the car, and my friend who practiced with me said that his home is near here, and his fruit is ripe, so we can pick it together.

In fact, I think my internship place is the same, so I drove in the direction of his home. I didn't expect it to be a three-hour drive. The coach didn't wake up all the way because he was driving very slowly.

By the time we got to the station, the coach was completely confused because the car had completely deviated from the driving route.

The driving school called the coach and asked him why he was in another city now.

The coach was in an awkward position at that time and could not be said to be asleep.

I was embarrassed with another student, too. Fortunately, I picked a lot of fruit at the end, and the coach accepted it gladly.

In fact, I think the driving school exam should be more severe, because the traffic accident rate on the road is very high now, which is caused by some novices.

I think we should put more opportunities like this in the driving school and run more.

Many people take the driver's license only because of subject one and subject four. So we should practice more on driving skills. Unnecessary accidents can be avoided.