Are there any jokes and pictures that spoof Naruto? A little more.

One day, Zhu Zhishan told Tang Bohu that there lived a widow in the back hill. She was widowed for three years and regarded chastity as her life. She only kept an eagle. If you can get rid of this woman, I, Zhu Zhishan, will love you. When Tang Bohu thinks about it, he will ask Zhu Zhishan to listen to the news again in a few days. After two days, it began to rain cats and dogs. In the middle of the night, Tang Bohu climbed the back hill and came to the widow's house. Tang Bohu knocked at the door and asked, "Can I take shelter from the rain?" The widow opened the door. It turned out to be Tang Bohu, a gifted scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, and hurriedly let him in. Tang Bohu entered the door, thanked him again and again, and then asked, "Can you take off your wet clothes? When the widow saw that her clothes were all wet, she quickly put them on the stove to dry. At this moment, Tang Bohu asked again, "Sister-in-law, I'm thirsty. Can you lend me a spoon and give me some water to drink? " The widow hurriedly took a ladle to Tang Bohu.

After drinking the water, Tang Bohu saw that it was getting late and asked the widow, "Sister-in-law, can you let me stay here for the night?" The widow thought about it, and it was raining outside, so she agreed. She took Tang Bohu to the guest room, and Tang Bohu went into the guest room. You're welcome, so she fell asleep. At dawn the next day, Tang Bohu got up early and quietly walked into the yard. Sure enough, he saw an eagle living alone. Tang Bohu grabbed the eagle and pulled out all its hair; Then he went home without saying hello to the widow.

A few days later, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were playing chess at home when they heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhishan opened the door and it turned out to be the widow. As soon as the widow saw Tang Bohu, she swore in Mandarin: "Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu! You are a scholar in Jiangnan, and you are a talent. Why did you do such a dirty thing? I sympathized with you the other day and kindly opened the door to let you in. You want to take shelter from the rain, I'll let you take shelter from the rain; If you want to take it off, I will let you take it off; You want a spoon, I'll give you a spoon; If you want to spend the night, I'll let you spend the night. Go ahead! Why did you pull out all my eagle hair? 」

Zhu Zhishan was shocked by the audit. ...