Hefei snowball fight joke

1. Water said, "Let me hold you day and night and never leave you!"

The fish said, "Let me lie in your gentle arms and enjoy your care!" "

The pot said, "Ya is almost ripe, and you are still so poor!" "

2. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

Patient: I can't sleep

Doctor: these pills, red makes you dream of Dehua; ? Allen's white dream; Green dream of nourishing hair.

Patience; What if I took it all? Doctor: Then you can see Guo Rong.

I remember last year, you and I were stranded on a desert island, hungry, and I decided to cut off my little finger to satisfy my hunger. Just as I was about to cut, you suddenly shouted, "Stop!" Eyes full of wisdom, said: "cut again when it is swollen, there is more meat!" " "

Ricardo: "Doctor, please tell me quickly. What if I accidentally eat the ink?"

Doctor: "No problem, son. Eat more absorbent paper quickly! "