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Lengsuanling toothpaste, eat it whenever you want

There is a joke that I treasure in my childhood memory. One time, I was watching TV and accidentally saw an advertisement for Lengsuanling toothpaste. The advertisement said: "Eat Lengsuanling toothpaste if you want." I was happy when I heard it: Hey, this toothpaste can still be eaten, it must taste delicious!

I spent the whole afternoon fantasizing about: Is Lengsuanling toothpaste delicious? Are my ice cream, rainbow candies, and Wangwang snow cakes delicious? Is Lengsuanling toothpaste sour or sweet? I wanted to know how it tasted so much that I asked my mother to buy it for me. But the toothpaste at home has not been used up yet, and my mother does not agree.

In order to "eat" Lengsuanling toothpaste as soon as possible, I don't like brushing my teeth at first. In the past two days, I brushed my teeth consciously without my mother's urging, and I used a lot of toothpaste every time. God paid off and I finally ran out of toothpaste. I clamored for my mother to buy a Lengsuanling toothpaste. When my parents were not at home, I couldn't wait to take out the toothpaste, unscrew the cap, and take a bite. "Ah! It's so numb! It's so numb!" I couldn't help shouting out.

I said angrily: "What kind of broken toothpaste and 'eat it whenever you want' are all lies!"

When my parents came back and heard about this, They couldn't help laughing. Only then did I realize I had made a joke.

?Grapefruit sweetheart