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A donkey listened to my story and joke.
"Oh, old friend, I'm so tired." The donkey complained bitterly, "I really want to have a day off tomorrow."
After saying goodbye, the dog met the cat in the corner. The dog said, "buddy, I just went to see the donkey." This big brother is really tired. He said he wanted to take a day off. It is no wonder that the master has given it too much work. "
The cat turned to the sheep and said, "The donkey complained that his master gave him too much work. He wants to take a day off and stop working tomorrow. "
The sheep said to the chicken, "The donkey doesn't want to work for his master. It complains that it has too much work. Alas, I wonder if other owners are kind to his donkey. "
The chicken said to the pig, "Donkeys don't work for their owners. He wants to visit other owners' houses. Really, the owner doesn't feel sorry for the donkey at all, making it do so many heavy and dirty jobs and beating it roughly with a whip. "
Before dinner, the housewife fed the pig, and the pig came forward and said, "housewife, I want to talk to you." The donkey's brain has been very ill recently, so you should educate it well. He doesn't want to work for his master anymore. He thinks the work given to him by his master is too heavy, too dirty and too tired. It also said that it would leave its owner and find another owner. "
After getting the pig's report, at the dinner table, the housewife said to her master, "The donkey is going to betray you. It wants to change its owner. Betrayal is unforgivable. What are you going to do with it? "
"Treat traitors and kill them without forgiveness!" The master gnashed his teeth.
Poor hardworking and honest donkey, so it is rumored that he was "killed".
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