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When will you go back to your mother's house?

My hometown went back to my parents' home three times in the first month. The first, second and third days are the traditional days to go back to my parents' home, but I can only go back to my parents' home in the fourth day.

The first day of the lunar new year

On this day, only newly married women can go back to their parents' home. Every woman only comes once in her life, and she can't go back to her parents' home on the first day of her wedding the following year. Gifts for returning to my parents' home on this day are usually prepared by my parents-in-law, but I am a far-married woman and a provincial, so the only opportunity in my life is barely let go this time.

Chinese New Year

On this day, people with new funerals can go back. Except for the daughter, all the closest family members will come to pay homage to their dead relatives. No one wants to go back to their parents' home on this day, and it is also taboo to visit other people's homes on this day.

New Year's Eve

This day is the most lively, the road is full of people going back to their parents' home, and most married women will go back to their parents' home on this day, taking their husbands and children with them, and the whole family will kowtow to their parents for the New Year. Parents will also prepare sumptuous meals for their daughters and son-in-law.

In the morning of the third grade, daughters usually can't wait to get up early, first dress themselves up beautifully, and then urge their husbands and children to get up early to clean up. They have to check the whole family from head to toe several times before they go out satisfactorily. Did your husband shave his beard? Are the children's new clothes clean and tidy? I am afraid that any details are not in place, I am worried by my parents and laughed at by my neighbors.

After one year, the husband will go out to earn money to support his family, the children will go to school, and he will be busy with an acre of land at home. It is very rare for the whole family to make a collective appearance in front of their parents. On weekdays, I may go back to see my parents occasionally, but the whole family will go to see their parents together. This may be the only day in a year, so I have to dress up and show up.

This morning, parents got up early, cleaned the court, prepared meals, and greeted their daughter and son-in-law. On this day, my daughter came back with her son-in-law, and they are relatives. We should not be too casual in entertaining relatives. Everything is in order.