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Kneeling for college students' psychological scripts on the theme of "experience, growth and perception", it is best to be attractive, thank you.

Get out of the status quo

Narrator: I have imagined countless times that the beautiful and elegant campus in my heart and the wonderful life in the university have finally entered the university gate. From that moment on, we are determined to do something. However, with the passage of time, our passion and ambition have also flowed into the distance. This is some college students chatting at noon on weekends ...

Xiao Fang (walks in): Alas! Look at that guy sleeping again. He must have stolen my food again last night. Hey, wake up, wake up, really, pig.

ajie: (yawns and wakes up): ah. . . I'm so sleepy. I really got a lot of harvest last night. Your farm is really rich in things, including radish, cabbage and fragrant kernels.

Xiao Fang: Hey, you mean you. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

hui: oh, dead again, dead here again, always can't get through. . Alas. .

Xiao Fang & Ajie: Hui, your mother asked you to go home for dinner.

Hui (standing up excitedly): What! ? Don't tease my temper with your personalities, it will make you die rhythmically.

Xiao Fang: Yes! If you can't hold me in your heart, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or too great in personality. . (thanks)

Hui: Hey, dead girl, are you looking for a beating? !

A Yue: (singing in): Oh~Oh~ My future is not a dream ~

Xiao Fang: Oh~Oh~ My future is like a nightmare ~ Dreams are possible.

A Yue: Nightmare? Xiao Fang, you dead girl! Hey, why are you three alone?

A Jie: Who else do you want to see?

A Yue: Hum, anyone but you. Hey, it's almost the weekend. What are you going to do?

(three people thinking)

Ajie: Hui, stop fighting the landlord and chat with me. I'm not a legend.

Hui: Weekend? It's not as good as fighting the landlord at the weekend

Xiao Fang: Hey, don't mention the weekend. I'm so worried about it. Now that I have more time, I really don't know what to do. What I want to say most now is, boring!

A Yue: What good suggestions do you have? Tell me, how do you spend the weekend?

Hui: I am a landlord. I am proficient in all kinds of games.

ajie: that's not as good as me. since I went to college, I have learned to chat with many people on q without leaving any flaws.

A Yue: Is it interesting? Alas ~~~

Little injury (singing) (Xiao Fang: I'm familiar with it. Hui: The Prince of Love Songs. Ajie: lovelorn) Can we not break up, dear? Don't go. The whole world tells you to love me, so won't you be heartbroken. Alas ~ from heaven to hell, I passed by the world and met you (singing). You hurt me but laughed it off. Your love was happy and my love was weak.

Xiao Fang: Alas, the first love is infinitely good, but it ends early. Poor you, are you all right?

minor injuries: nothing is more poisonous than a woman's heart.

Xiao Fang: I'll tell you the truth. The real courage is to dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to the bleak singles. Learn from your sister. I'm also single.

abortion (applause): Xiao Fang, what you said is wonderful!

Minor injury: Alas, you don't understand the feeling of heartbreak at all. I can't stand it. Go to the Internet cafe for a while. (Stand up and walk)

Four people say: Go to the Internet cafe again! ?

Minor injury (halfway through): Hey, by the way, how do you do the teacher's homework?

ajie &; Hui: sogou Baidu.

Xiao Fang & Ayue: meto.

Minor injury: Oh, I'll go then. Bye.

Narrator: After the minor injury left, everyone fell into boredom again.

Xiao Fang (stands up): We can't live like this. We have to do something meaningful.

ajie: yes, we used to be as busy as crazy when we were in high school, but we were very happy. After going to college, we can't find the feeling of being crazy.

Xiao Fang: In college, we played around, but our hearts were empty and lonely.

Four people: Alas ~~

Ayue: Why don't we find a psychological counselor?

Xiao Fang: That's right (pick up the phone and dial the phone)

Counselor: Hello, I'm a counselor

Xiao Fang: Hello, teacher, we have some questions to ask you.

counselor: ok, go ahead.

ajie: we are lazy now and want to do something meaningful, but we don't know what to do.

A Yue: We also know that we are spending our parents' money and squandering our youth.

Hui: As soon as I get to college, I have more time, but I don't know how to spend it.

Counselor: Students, you are all grown up now, full of blood and ambition, but you have to let go. Life in college is short, so how can we realize our dreams?

Xiao Fang: We should face the university with a positive attitude and get out of the present situation

Psychological counselor: Yes, the university is beautiful and short-lived. Look for your purpose and learn what you should learn.

four people: well, identify our purpose and get out of the status quo. Thank you, teacher. We know what to do.

Counselor: The teacher believes that you will get out of the present situation and live a more exciting life

(Music: My future is not a dream).

Hui: My dream is to keep reading.

ajie; I want to play basketball, so tall.

Xiao Fang: I want to exercise my ability. Hey, Ah Yue, what about you?

a yue: I can also be promoted to undergraduate course.

Xiao Fang: Let's fight for our goals

Four people: Get out of the status quo and believe that our future is not a dream.