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Introduce some romantic novels that I am sadistic about.

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"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need to be watered, and sometimes they have to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

"White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want to live simply, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "

Hurried passers-by

Every day, passers-by look tired and come and go in a hurry, and you can't see who will accompany you to the end. A pair of seemingly clever and clumsy men and women met by fate, but they didn't learn how to get along until they got married. Self-protection consciousness is too strong, ignoring more beauty. Don't believe in love. When love really comes, the first choice is to escape. Two excellent IQs have never been used in the right place. In fact, what Shen Anre wants is a sense of security, and what Cheng wants is to be cared for. They all thought they couldn't get it, so they left. However, after becoming a stranger, I suddenly found that I had everything I wanted. ...

Make one's own cocoon

Many years ago, Zheng Xie vowed: "If I have other ideas about you, let me be struck by lightning!" Years later, in a completely unexpected way, he was really struck by lightning. Cocoons are places where people can feel safe. Zheng Xie's cocoon: Xiao Hehe is my sister who I want to protect all my life, just my sister. Cocoon: My future life has nothing to do with Zheng Xie. Content abstract: Seven years ago, Xiao Hehe's future wish was to marry a lover. Seven years later, Xiao Hehe's immediate wish is to catch a rich man. Later, her two wishes came true on a magical night ... not all two small conjectures can be transformed into lovers naturally. Sometimes, because they are too close, they can't see each other's thoughts clearly-Xiao Yuhe and Zheng Xie are such awkward childhood friends. A shooting took away Xiao Hehe's father, but brought Zheng Xie into her life. In order to repay Hehe's father for saving his life, Zheng Xie started the "Lady's Cultivation Plan" for more than 20 years. In this plan, he has been playing the role of brother and father wholeheartedly, doing everything for peace, but not knowing that he loves her. Harmony is unwilling to break the status quo of "brother and sister" because of secular security. Two people who clearly have love but have never thought of falling in love wrap themselves in a cocoon. Men and women in the cocoon should not be too close or too far away; Can't get along, can't alienate. In fact, in love, all you need is a chance to break out of the cocoon and a little courage.

Morning fog

Life is like the morning light in the fog. Even if there is confusion ahead, there is light and hope. Chen Ziyou, a frustrated girl, met Jiang Licheng and regarded him as a pure white angel of redemption, but she didn't know that he was the big robbery in her life. He ruined her ten years of youth, but it also became her only memory and companionship. Bitterness, love and hate intertwined, tangled and lingering, in the passage of time, it has long been unclear who is right and who is wrong.