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What are the health wishes in dog days?
Three cool treasures are sent to you in dog days: cool treasure messages, which are in your eyes, cool in your heart and cool in your body; The two treasures are cool and blessed, self-cultivation and diet are very comfortable; Three treasures are cool, and it is the hottest in three volts. It will pass quickly, don't worry; Dog days, let the cool three treasures bring you cool enjoyment!
A friend is a dream. I miss you when I sleep, and it is sweet to wake up. Friends are wine, the fragrance remains the same, and Kerwin Chen remains the same; Friends are blood, flowing in the heart forever; Friends are fate, and they will stay together for a lifetime and will not change. The dog days are coming again, and my blessings are not shallow. May your life be wider and wider; My blessing is endless. May your life be cool and boundless, and happiness will always accompany your happy life!
In the hot and dry weather, I specially sent you "Jingxin Oral Liquid". Ingredients: I feel at ease, happy and indifferent, and have no distractions. Instructions for use: Take it three times a day in dog days. Efficacy: After taking it, you will feel refreshed and refreshed. I wish you a happy dog days and three blessings every day!
Three days to send you "three elimination": one to stop, two to cool, three to be happy. Send you "San Xiao" again: one smile solves all your troubles, and two smiles shake San Xiao's youth. Have a good time.
It's so hot in dog days, I recommend you to watch a cold joke. It's cold and cold, killing me. I recommend you to see Mango Taiwan, Lei and Lei Siyou. I suggest you send more text messages and have fun.
It's a hot summer and the weather is changeable. Thunderstorm, sunny, high temperature barbecue. This kind of weather is very common, and physical attention is the key. SMS reminders will never change, and greetings in summer are different!
It's a long night in the dog days, thinking about high temperature cooking, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, wanting to send text messages freely, but afraid of disturbing your nightmares, going out to enjoy the cool pool and listening to frogs. I wish you a good sleep and a beautiful dream!
I'll give you a space with coolness in it. I'll give you a "Shennong Grass", which has a miraculous effect and can cool off the heat. I'll send you a text message and come immediately after reading happiness.
I'll get you a recharge card. Save a ray of sunshine and gain energy. Save a green leaf and get a touch of coolness. Save a little love and gain a dream. Save a blessing and reap a lifetime of happiness!
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