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What kind of heart?
Go home. As soon as the bus arrived, the young lady faced an embarrassing scene ... because the skirt was too tight, she took a lot of things in both hands, and the bus body was higher.
She couldn't get on the bus at all ... The passengers at the back of the line began to stir and told her to hurry up. This lady is really at a loss ... waiting in line.
When the crowd in the car began to be crowded and messy, the lady had a brainwave and quietly unzipped the back of the skirt with her hand, so that the skirt could be loosened.
Can get her in the car. Strangely, however, the zipper of the skirt did not loosen, which was useless at all. She tried to pull it up again.
Pulling down, the result is still useless, and the legs are still unable to move. At this time, the passengers waiting in line at the back began to stir again ... shouting: "front!" "
Yes! Hurry up! Even the driver was impatient and said to the young lady, "Get on the bus quickly!" " Just when she really had no choice, suddenly
Then a young man in front silently hugged the young lady in the car, and the young lady was even more embarrassed! Red face, questioning and hugging her.
Man: "How do you hug me? It's too exaggerated. We are not friends. I don't even know you! " ! "The young man said quietly.
Miss! When you unzipped my pants for the second time, I began to feel that we were already very good friends!
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