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Junior high school diary
The day is coming to an end, there must be many unforgettable moments. Why not keep a diary now? So do you really know how to keep a diary? The following are three junior high school diaries I collected for reference only. Welcome to reading.
Junior high school diary 1 On a weekend of summer vacation, my parents are on vacation at home. As the whole family had nothing to do, we decided to have a family quiz.
We plan to hold a idioms solitaire competition, but we always play this game. It's boring to play this game every time, so we decided to change it to a new one. After discussion and discussion, I finally decided to play a quiz. I was recommended by my parents as the host of this quiz. This is my first time as a host. I spent a long time thinking about my lines.
I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, went to the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence contest has officially begun. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After hearing this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem with characters, feelings and sense. For example, the ancient narrative poem "Learning Games" tells us that we should concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. " I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "That's right, the red edge adds ten points." After that, he turned and wrote "Jia 10" on the blackboard. "We asked Dad Lan to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? " "Hmm, hmm ..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic penguin, so give Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not. "I heard that, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed. ...
Finally, my mother won 20 points. This "quiz" is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.
Yang Jiayi, aged 12, is the vice monitor of our class and my good friend. She wears a pair of round glasses on her little face, and her charming little eyes smile like a curved moon, not to mention how cute! My first impression of her was that she was a bookworm. She often tells me, "Go to thousands of books and take Wan Li Road. Reading makes me happy. "
She reads books almost every day. We go to the library. Sometimes, she sees rice like a mouse, plunges into the sea of books and immediately sits down to read with relish. Some of us are talking, some are playing by ourselves, only she is reading, and she doesn't even know that the bell is ringing.
But what impressed me most was the big break. When the bell rang, the students rushed out of the classroom like arrows. A boy said, "Dude, let's go out and play together." A tall girl said, "Nana, let's go out and jump rope." "Yes, yes." Nana said happily. Almost everyone in the classroom is playing and making noise, and there is hardly a figure in the classroom. At this time, I went to find a bookworm to play with me. I patted her on the shoulder and said, "Let's go out and play with nerds." "Little bookworm" said, "Don't disturb my reading. I'll play with you later. " Then he looked at the white elephant family with relish. She was so absorbed in reading that she didn't even blink. 10 minutes later, I patted her and she didn't even notice. She was still looking at the White Elephant family, sometimes giggling, sometimes frowning and serious, and she didn't feel that I was patting her. In this way, the big recess ended unconsciously. She didn't even notice the bell of "Ding Lingling", but she was still immersed in the ocean of books. Finally, I reminded her that she had just woken up and started class.
This is the bookworm in our class. She keeps company with books every day, and her stomach is full of knowledge. Therefore, her composition is very good and her Chinese scores are among the best. She always said, "Reading thousands of books, taking Wan Li Road, reading makes me happy." I also want to learn from her and integrate reading into my life.
Diary of junior high school 3 Today, my tooth hurts badly. My mother took me to Lecong Hospital to see a dentist. As soon as we entered the dental clinic, there were many people waiting in line. There are children, adults and grandfathers. They are probably like me. They usually don't pay attention to protecting their teeth, so bacteria take advantage of it.
Wang Runze! The nurse called my name and took me to the doctor's treatment room. I saw the doctor use a drill, pliers, hammer and crochet ... just like a craftsman. Seeing these tools, my legs can't help shaking, and my heart is nervous and scared. At this time, the doctor came up to me and said to me very gently, "Don't be afraid, little friend, it doesn't hurt at all." Lie here and I'll examine you. " The doctor carefully examined me with a crochet needle and a small mirror and washed my teeth. The doctor told me that there are two small black holes in your teeth, and the food left in them nourishes many bacteria. You must repair the black hole, or both my teeth will be eaten by bacteria. Then, the doctor injected something white into the black hole and filled it up. I look in the mirror, hey! The black hole disappeared, leaving only two small patches, and the teeth were less painful.
Through this tooth extraction, I made up my mind that in order to have healthy and white teeth, I should keep brushing my teeth every morning and evening and bid farewell to my favorite chocolates and sweets.
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