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Connotation joke about son going downstairs to eat.

Illustration son goes downstairs for dinner and calls up the latest version of the answer. I just saw this picture today Excuse me. Tell me my personal opinion, don't spray if you don't like it, thank you!

Let me start with the structure of the building in the picture: 1: 1. The dining car is downstairs. 2. After going upstairs, turn right. The first room is the master bedroom, and the second bedroom or study is 1.5 meters away from the stairs. 2. Come upstairs. (So turning left is not valid)

Ok, let's start with the chart now.

In the first picture, it is obvious that my son is playing computer. The biological mother asked her son to go downstairs for dinner. Why is it called biological mother? Look, the dialog box is the same.

Let me start with my mother's experience: when my mother came back with her son, my son went upstairs to play computer games. My mother cooked the food in the kitchen. My mother prepared dishes and took them to the restaurant. After waiting for a while (why not for a long time? I went upstairs to change clothes (it smelled of oil smoke), and then I thought about taking my son downstairs. Just after closing the door, I heard a "self" calling my son to eat. And when I heard my son's answer (the second picture), I quickly went out and stopped my son. I don't think my mother knows anyone downstairs. When another self suddenly appears, people will be afraid, so for the safety of my son, I don't want him to go downstairs, but I don't want him to show her fear loudly!

Tell me about my son's experience. In the first picture, when he was playing computer games (when he was interested in something, a few minutes didn't count as time at all), he casually replied when he heard his mother tell him to go down for dinner. A few minutes later, his mother called him again, and he stood up and walked out of the door, responding' He's coming' (it was a fake to call him down at this time! Home architecture, it won't take long to walk from the bedroom or study to the stairs. At this time, he thought that his mother was downstairs, and he saw that the master bedroom was left unlocked and didn't care. At this moment, it came from downstairs. The fake mother said, "The food is cold" and urged him to come down quickly. How did it get cold after only a few minutes? And casually complained: "You called it three times." From the third picture, he walked leisurely with his hands in his trouser pockets, indicating that the interval was not long! At this time, the real mother appeared. Pay attention to the fourth, fifth and sixth pictures. His biological mother covered his mouth from his left rear and pulled him to the corner of the stairs. In the fifth and sixth pictures, the handrail of the stairs has dropped. At this time, the two were still at the corner of the upstairs stairs, and the son was shocked by the appearance of his mother. Therefore, in the fifth painting, he looks at his mother with his eyes, but her mother doesn't use her eyes, but listens to the downstairs. When he confirmed that no one had gone up the stairs, he let go. At this moment, his son asked, "Didn't you invite me downstairs for dinner?" This sentence aroused the real mother's fear of the unknown self. She heard the unknown conversation between herself and her son, but her son didn't have any doubts, so she came out to stop him and was afraid of the people downstairs!

Ending 1: (Good ending) Mother and son stood quietly at the stairs for a while, but heard nothing. They went downstairs carefully and saw that the dishes just cooked downstairs were not steaming. They hurried out with their son and left home to find their husband on a business trip.

Ending 2: (Bad ending) As soon as the mother reminded her son not to make any noise, she heard the sound of breaking dishes from downstairs, followed by the sound of going upstairs. The mother quickly returned to her room (master bedroom) with her son, hiding in the closet and watching the door nervously. At this time, the handle on the door shook slightly and calmed down again. Then came "Son, where are you?" The mother covered her mouth with one hand and her son's mouth with the other, not daring to make any noise. Ten minutes later, nothing happened outside the room. Mom called the police. After the police arrived, the mother opened the door and calmed down, so she took her son downstairs and recorded a statement with them. But when his son went downstairs, he suddenly fell down the stairs and died after being rescued. She eats her favorite food with the second picture. ...