Buddhist jokes

Are there any funny jokes about the quarrel between the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata? What is the content? Tathagata: I rule four continents! Jade Emperor: You were peed by a monkey! Tathagata: I have become a golden body! Jade Emperor: You were peed by a monkey! Tathagata: Can we not talk about monkeys? Jade Emperor: Your uncle is a bird! Tathagata: Jade Emperor: Your mother is a bird! Tathagata: Jade Emperor: Your grandmother is still a bird! Tathagata: Say monkey. . . Jade Emperor: You were peed by a monkey! Tathagata: My uncle. ......

What is the relationship between the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata? One is the Lord of heaven, earth and man in Taoism, the immortal emperor!

One is that Buddhism manages the present Buddha. Two religious systems, two don't match. Don't just draw a comparison. Buddhism says Tathagata is the highest, and Taoism also says Sanqing is the highest. How come? People who believe in Buddhism should not use your Buddhist theory to force them! ! ! Taoism also says you are wrong! How do you say this? People who practice don't know the way at first, but think fast. If the shape is like wood, if the heart is dying, the gods will keep it and stick to it. It's a ghost of the spirit, not a fairy of pure yang. With one ambition, the spirit of yin will not go away, so it is called a ghost fairy. Although it is called a fairy, it is actually a ghost. Ironically, people who worship Buddha in ancient and modern times have worked hard here. Ask for a funny dialogue picture between the Tathagata Lord and the Jade Emperor. Tell me that the Jade Emperor was beaten. Want a picture, please? ! ! The lines of a TV series in Dicky Cheung are: I am Tathagata, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am Tathagata, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am the special envoy of Huaguoshan, water curtain cave the Monkey King, Qitian the Monkey King Sheng Da the Monkey King! Handsome to slag!

The jade emperor and the Tathagata, who is older, should be the Tathagata.

Tathagata is Sakyamuni Buddha, that is, Prince Siddhartha who became a Buddha in India 2500 years ago. Why is Sakyamuni Buddha big? This is because every world has a Buddha as its leader, and Sakyamuni Buddha is the leader of the world we live in, and the whole female world has been enlightened by him. There are 28 heavens in a woman's world, and every day there is a god in charge. The Jade Emperor is a Taoist saying, but it is actually Indra, the god of Buddhism. The sky for profit is the fourth day of desire and one of the 28 days. In Buddhism, the status of Buddha is supreme, followed by bodhisattva, arhat and heavenly king. Therefore, the jade emperor, Indra in Buddhism, has a very low status. It's not like the jade emperor is supreme in Taoism. In Buddhism, status is divided by the realm of liberation. The realm of Buddha is the highest, and the status of Buddha is also higher. Even the Bodhisattva is divided into 52 realms and different levels. The heavenly king didn't even get rid of the cycle of life and death, and his status was very low. Jade Emperor (8) Tathagata (16)