joke ..............

episode 1 once upon a time, there was a grandmother who lived by the sea. One day, she saw two people jump into the sea, and she went to save one of them, but the other could not. Eh, eh, call 999. As soon as the phone rang, her mother-in-law asked, Hello! Is it a dove dove? (Mother-in-law wants to ask if it's 999.) An errand boy answers: What * * * wild dove dove? My mother-in-law said la: someone said "high"! (Someone jumped into the sea) A policeman said, What's wrong with people and land? Mother-in-law said again: clothes have doves, clothes have no doves! (One is saved, one is saved.) The poor guy will answer: * * * Of course, West wants a dove and a dove ga la! ! ! Mother-in-law said: those who have no doves scream loudly. The poor guy replied, * * * Ya, it's so bad for you! Grandma, did you talk about wild doves before? Mother-in-law said, lar: I used to eat the left and stink the west! (I used to eat left-fried peanuts) In the second episode, it is said that ge Ge's grandmother

has disappeared in the left row since she was cut by the poor guy last time

But because she was so poor ... she went to the bottom of the left training overpass ... One day

two men

each took their own Ge dog for a walk

One was a foreign Ge with fur. Meet at the bottom of the overpass

One of the men accidentally knocked down another man

so he got up noisily

and demanded an apology from the other party! A dog may be impatient to wait

so he runs away

to the ghost

and finally doesn't see Buried Tim! ! Therefore, the two men are more sharp ... but because an old woman is training the bottom of the overpass, she feels so annoyed

and wants to report to the police to complain ~ old woman: hello! ? What's the degree of mi dove dove? (999) Bad guy: It's you again, Granny! ? You have something to do this time! ? Grandma: I ~ want to open it.

There are two men

hoeing doves at the bottom of the overpass! Bad guy: It's none of your business to hoe doves! ? Grandma: I can't even train them! What about "hoeing under the hoe"?

I haven't seen any "doves" (dogs). Poor guy: babble! ! ! "Hoe" to even see a "dove" buried! ? Grandma: it's lo~ but

I've seen two "dove" racks in Di Ge

one has mo (wool)

the other has mo (wool) racks ~ Poor guy: It's none of your business if there is Mao in Di Ge! ! Grandma: Why don't you help her with the "dove" ~ Poor guy: I can help her with the ground temperature! ! Granny: Do you have a dove? Carry two Biphans, poor guy: I have two "doves" beside me! ! There is nothing like it! ! Grandma: ok, brother

you are a good man ~ poor man: I am a good man! ? You think I'm being nice! ? Grandma: you are so good at hai~ (you may be a department), so

a poor guy cut the line again .. In the third episode, after grandma gave another poor guy a cut line, she went to the New Territories to plow the left field, and one day she woke up when she went to the field, and a charity nearby distributed shirts, trousers and cotton to the old people, and immediately. However, being a grandmother arrived a few minutes late, and there was another person who pretended that O left a grandmother to go to buy O pullovers. Although all charities gave O shirts and trousers to a grandmother, O Yan sent them to dry and returned to O's large size, but the grandmother waited for O's shirt to pass. What is it, Miji Dove Dove (999)? Poor guy: What are you again, grandma? Did you see O's again this time? Someone * * * decided to hoe doves in the west? Grandma: there are people playing 3 play. (There are people changing shirts and quilts. ) bad guy: is it any of your business to play 3 play with people? Do you want to play with it? Grandma: I'm a "west" and give people a *** o left! (I'm a bit left! ) bad guy: o! ? Granny, are you old and strong? ! How generous are you? ! Is it really hard? ! Grandma: It's a stork-line dove. (It's a charity. ) bad guy: what's the line o, is the gay guy wearing an o-frame? Grandma: * * * I don't know how to go to the left of O. (adjust my position. I don't know how to go to o's left. ) poor guy: what about the o-frame in the field environment at home? Grandmother: But people with O have finished 3 play, but the O with O has a lot of essence. I don't want to wear O with O, but it is fine. (And people who wear O change their shirts and quilts, but the big set of O is clean. I don't want a big set of O's, but it's clean. ) bad guy: oh! Grandma, you want to fight the real army with someone! ? How many years do you enjoy it without grandma? ! But people can't help you with tanning! Grandma: What's wrong with you? (Do you have a place? ) bad guy: I have hair! But my brother O doesn't know, but what's it to you if I have hair? Grandma: Why don't you give me the sun set? Bad guy: I have the condom, but do you want the size? Grandma: I want fine size. Bad guy: Why do I have to win the middle yard? Do you want it or not? Grandma: Yes! Bad brother, you are really a good man! Poor guy: well, am I good at it? When are you, o Li Cha Guan Luo Ya Po? Grandma: I'll come over every week. I came over after I left the field. ) In the fourth episode, a woman was sleeping at the bottom of the overpass, and a drunk left-handed man walked unsteadily through Lebanon with a soda. A friend tried to bury a bottle of wild drink on his hand, but he couldn't open it. He tried to pry open a bottle cover with a neck necklace, only to find that all the bottles were buried, so one. A grandmother was so angry that she went to call the police again. Grandma: "Hello? What's the degree of mi dove dove? "(What's the system for 999? ) poor guy: "grandma, do you want to order again this time?" Grandma: "There is a man who calls a chicken! (A man pried the lid open.) Poor guy: "It's normal for a man to crow a chicken. Grandma: But there is nothing "western" about being a chicken! "(but it's covered.) Poor guy:" Don't hang up? Well, a chicken is a shemale? Grandma: "He's not high enough, and he's ruined a lin! (Grandma wants to talk to a man who can't smash the left neck necklace.) Poor guy: "Wow, all the friends broadcast it violently. Although it's a shemale who makes her have no sister, it's expensive to have a breast surgery. It takes thousands of mosquitoes to smash a lin's head." Grandma: "After that, I got stuck kicking a chicken, and d high water flew out and sprayed it on me! (Yapo said that a friend kicked a lid and got D soda sprayed on him.) Poor guy: "Is a chicken so hurt?" Did you wash the call white car? Grandma: "I'm going to bury a man, and I know that he buried me!" Yi Jiazhong went from ghost to ghost. "(Actually, my aunt said that a man used swearing words" * * * ".) Poor guy:" Wow, this simple value is * * *, and my aunt didn't let it go. Good! I'll send a gang to catch him immediately! Episode 5 Everyone knows that Grandma is poor < P >, so she lives at the bottom of the overpass. But when the economy is much worse < P >, Zuo Ren lives at the bottom of the bridge. Today, there are two new residents < P > One is autistic < P > and the other is rude < P > ... Grandma is good. (What degree is Mi 999? ) P: Grandma

It's you again.

Are you playing wild?

What's wrong this time? Grandma: There's a boy there! There is an autistic boy! ) police: granny

how lucky are you?

every day, D. wild

what's it to you? Grandma: He's a tough dog. Do it! (the action of hitting the plane) (on, the dog is under the "thief" and "thief"! ) p: is it hard to hit the plane?

is it harder? Grandma: there is a person who is thick in fruit! There is a man who is so grumpy! ) p: granny

"Zhuang" broke the law?

It's not good to be "Zhuang".

Roughness has nothing to do with you. (So grumpy, kicking around! ) P: Why don't you stay home? Grandma: I miss * * *! I really want to ask for help! ) police: granny, you are a slut.

You are a slut in your twenties! Grandma: Can you teach me? Can you save me! ) p: I can't teach you?

you can go over there and ask the place! Grandma: I'm surprised! Shoot me in the face! I'm surprised! Kick me in the face! ) P: You are in your twenties. < P > You can't live well if you ask him. Grandma: I really want to do it quickly I really want to go quickly! ) P: Well, you enjoy it slowly!

Reference: Me.

One day, in kindergarten, the teacher asked Xiaoxin, "Do you like school? Xiaoxin: "I like it very much! "The teacher is very happy! The teacher asked again, "Do you like school? Xiaoxin replied: "I like it too! After that ... the teacher asked Xiaoxin again: "What do you like to go to school and after school? Xiaoxin bowed his head and thought for a moment ... Finally, he replied ... Xiaoxin: "I like going to school and after school very much, but I just don't like ... the middle time! Teacher: "@ # $%&*"

Two children study their names ~ Two new friends, who are also homeless, are sitting in the park chatting in rows, and one of them asks the other, "What's your name? ""My name is loser. The child who calls himself a loser said, "That's what mom and dad call me. ""oh! Another child exclaimed, "What a coincidence, my name is also loser, and my surname should be death, because they sometimes call me dead loser. ""So, your father's name is dead? "Asked the loser. "Should be right, my mother called him dead guy, may be surnamed death, a guy. "The dead loser said. After a meal, he asked, "Is there anyone with a surname of eight? The loser thought about it and said, "Your mother won't be called a bitch like my mother, will she?" That's what dad called her. Eight seems to be a big surname. The dead loser mused and asked curiously, "Will all women with a surname of eight like to marry men with a surname of death? They say that when a woman marries, she will always take her husband's surname, and my mother sometimes calls her a dead bitch. ""it doesn't look like it either! The loser said, "Although my mother is also called a bitch, I have never heard my father call her a dead bitch, usually a smelly bitch. ""Is your surname smelly? "Asked the dead loser. "I don't know! "The loser is disconsolate:" No one told me that I should not be named smelly, because they never called me smelly loser. Maybe it's Zheng, the surname is Zheng, and sometimes they will call me Zheng loser. ""So will your father call your mother a bitch? ""yes! Maybe it's really Zheng! "loser said," can you write a orthography? ""I can't write orthography, but my father often practices calligraphy on the wall. I will follow behind and learn four words. I will write it for you. "Dead loser wrote four words in the sand-pay back the debt. This joke teaching-parents should set a good example! ! ! ! ^o^~