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Jia zhengxun and Baoyu. (hitting microscopic particles)-proton

There. (Name a microscopic particle)-Neutron

After playing go. (type a chemical term)-molecule

Plastic switch. (type a chemical term)-chemical bond

A thriving new China. (type a chemical term)-sublimation

Go ashore. (type a chemical term)-dehydration

Have plenty of food and clothing. (type a chemical term)-saturation

The stove is out. (chemical terminology)-alkane

Give things back to their original owners. (chemical terminology)-reduction

Handmade workshop. (Type A chemical term)-Inorganic

Go your separate ways. (Type the name of the chemical reaction)-Decomposition reaction

It was a close call. (A-type physical and chemical terms)-balance

Be furious and rush to the crown. (type a chemical term)-gaseous state

Go back to Zhao from the city wall. (type a chemical term)-reduction

Parents go out. (type a chemical term)-ion

Solve problems with computers. (type a chemical term)-electrolysis

Sail after the glacier disappears. (basic grid. Type a chemical term)-solubility

Repeated battles have been defeated. (type a chemical term)-negative electrode

Three Japanese. (type a chemical term)-crystal

Private jet. (Swallowtail grid. Type a chemical term)-carrier

Air flow. (Swing the grid. Chemical term)-weathering

Die hard. (type a chemical term)-regeneration

Replace it. (Type the name of the chemical reaction)-Displacement

Flexible. (type a chemical term)-plasticity

Think small. (hit a philosophical noun)-microscopic

Love leisure and hate work. (type a chemical term)-inertia

Be burned. (type a chemical term)-spontaneous combustion

Study from time to time. (Type A chemical term)-name of normal temperature substance

Good moral character, good health and good study. (a generic name for a chemical substance)-Polyester

Cash has been deposited. (Type the name of the substance)-Ammonium (salt)

100% sodium hydroxide. (common name for chemical substances)-soda ash

Looking at plums to quench thirst. (touching a substance)-sulfuric acid

Three zeros. (Hit a substance) -O3

Dare to be angry and dare not speak. (touching a substance)-air

In the spring morning, I woke up easily. (generic name for chemical substances)-benzoin

Soft white wax robe with delicate skin, often soaked in water for a lifetime, will go ashore one day without lighting a cigarette. (I made a chemistry.

Quality)-white phosphorus

Not very gregarious (Xu. Hit a substance)-borax

Dry hammer hits the deep mountain, and the fire is only idle; What are you doing? You want to stay innocent. (Make a difference)

Chemicals)-lime

A beautiful girl with snow bones and muscles, wearing fashionable clothes; At home, I was a vegetarian and went into the water for a blue bathing suit. (I made a chemistry.

Mass)-copper sulfate

The monarch's drink. (encounter with chemicals)-aqua regia

Life is without water, and water is heat. (touching chemicals)-lime

Mom is in the air. (Encounter a mineral)-mica

Old people are naturally grumpy. You get a high fever every time you drink water. Although they are 98 years old, they still have a bad temper. (Make a chemistry.

Materials)-concentrated sulfuric acid experimental instrument and operation

Dropped 10 liter of grain along the way. (Crashes into a chemical instrument)-Funnel

Take a medicine first and see if it works. (chemical experiment supplies)-reagent

Test paper (print a chemical experiment article)-test paper

What is written in words? (Hit a chemical experimental instrument)-Funnel

Don't worry about anything (doing chemical experiments)-filtration

Get up after midnight. (Xu. Do an experimental operation)-stir

Lost thousands of miles. (Xu. Play with chemical instrument accessories)-weight

The straight little red river, the wind can't blow the waves, the heat and cold change, and the liquid level fluctuates. (tapping the experimental instrument)-Thermometer chemistry

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