Classic jokes in the struggle

Plot: After graduating from college, everyone bid farewell to Teacher Li and collectively shouted:

Miss Li, please stay. We are very, very reluctant to part with you, but we must tell you that we must leave you, we must go to work, fall in love and struggle. This matter is so urgent that we can't wait a day. Please accept our last greetings before we leave.

Plot: What did Charlene Marilynn Dangelo say to Lu Tao at the beginning of Charlene Marilynn Dangelo and Lu Tao!

"I think a person must have a love at first sight in his life. I love you. "

Scenario 3: Yang Xiaoyun and Xiang Nan meet for divorce. I have the following conversation in the divorce office:

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!

Xiangnan: Cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs to me. Do you love me? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Shit!

Xiangnan: Do you want to add two eggs to cook instant noodles for the dog? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Bah!

Xiangnan: Just admit it to me. Why?

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I won't admit it!

Xiangnan: I tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, I just can't divorce!

Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!

Xiangnan: Thank you for reminding me. I'm really a scoundrel. I'm counting on you. I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun's marriage is inseparable, because I changed my mind and I don't agree to divorce. If you tell me about the divorce again, I'll tell you not to joke with me. Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! Divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I'll step on you now!

South: Bah! No way!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!

South: Bah! Go and play! You play for me! You play with the spoon handle for me!

Yang Xiaoyun: You. . . .

South: Bah!

Staff: Hey. . Sir, smoking is not allowed here.

Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?

South: What's it to you?

extinguish

South: What are you looking at? what are you reading? Play for me! Not a TV series. Why? One by one!

Masses: How to speak? This is!

South: How to talk about what. .

Yang Xiaoyun: Why not let others see it? Do you understand and respect others? I tell you, these are my fans.

Xiangnan: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah, you are a huge fan of mine.

South: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Let me ask you something about the South. What is good about me that makes you envy me all day?

Xiangnan: How can I love you so much? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Did you all break up? It doesn't matter. Next couple.

Scenario 4: Lu Tao's biological father wants to see him.

Mother Lu: Son, your biological father is coming back from America ... He has made a lot of money in America ... and he wants to see you. ...

Lu Tao: Don't mention meeting, let him give me his inheritance ~

5 Plot: South and Aunt have a car wash and splash water * * * *

Wash the car south, splash water, and an aunt rushed out and said, what's the matter, splash all over me?

Xiangnan: Sorry, I didn't see it.

Aunt: Didn't you see such a big living person?

South: I see it.

Aunt: Did you spill it when you saw it?

South: I won't spill it.

6 Plot: Dialogue between Lingshan and Lu Tao.

Lingshan said: People say that men can't live without women just as fish can't live without water. )

Lu Tao said: But it didn't say that fish can't live without a drop of water! (imitating the tone of Lingshan)

Episode 7: Miley falls down on the road in Lu Tao and gets hurt, so she runs to see the conversation between them.

Lu: What would you like to drink?

Michelle Obama: I drink coke.

Lu: There are expired ones in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink?

Michelle Obama: Yes, as your expired girlfriend, I have the right to drink expired coke.

Lu: Are you better?

Jeremy: Don't look at my sexy legs. I'll drool on the wound later. If it festers, I will never stop talking to you!

On the first day of the celebration of Sad Utopia, Lulu brought a bunch of children to sing, drink and have fun. The pig told Hanako that Lulu was excellent in the crowd and sang well.

Hanako said to the pig's head, "If she looks like this, then she is a dead female gangster."

Lulu is afraid of being fat and afraid to eat.

Hanako said, "You are not fat at all. You are as thin as a cramp. "

10 advised Hanako and Lulu to go through the formalities.

Nan said to Hanako, "It is not a problem for you to spend so much money. You are almost wasting people into women. "